Go to gym

>go to gym
>gym dwarf has set up a barrier around all the squat racks

Can you not hurdle, bro?

>go to gym
>gym dwarf has lowered the pins down to my stomach

>he can't walk over it
shoo shoo, back to the manlet pit with you

> go to gym for chest day
> blinding shoulder pain

>go to gym
>gym knights are jousting with barbells again over the cardio maiden

and how am I supposed to get past the squat orcs?

>go to gym
>middle-aged gym elf wearing jeans has set up gymnastics equipment in squat rack

> go to gym
> gym hulks punched a hole in wall over a bench

>go to gym
>plate jew has taken all the small plates and is using them all at once when he could just use one bigger plate

>go to gym
>halfling pit is being cleaned, they're running everywhere biting people's ankles

8 plates of 5kg

All of my fucking triggered...Especially when they're doing this shit on the leg press.

Hurdle them too. Work on your plyos.

>gym grand wizard has made a makeshift cross from two barbells and burnt it again

>go to gym
>gym necromancer and his horde of undead minions take all of the benches
Magicfags need to fuck off

>go to gym
>gym newbie fiddling with the machines trying to figure out how it works
>accidentally look at him for a split second
>he leaves
>hasn't come back yet

>get to gym
>it's couples night

> go to the gym
> see that guy who wears everything you could possibly buy from a fitness store

>go to the gym
>that guy who wears the belt even when doing cardio

>go to the gym
>an chad

>go to the gym
>lift weights

>that guy who wears the belt even when doing cardio

At my uni gym I saw a dyel wearing what appeared to be a modified seat belt as a lifting belt except he was working exclusively on the machines.

>squating the bar filled with 5lb weights on both sides

>go to the gym
>plate dispenser is broken
>gotta do useless bodyweight stuff in the gym jungle with the niggers

>go to gym
>notice there's a lot of weight missing
>ask the Gym Lord what happened
>apparently the Gains Gods became angry and sent a pack of cardio bunnies through the weight plantation
>they ate almost all of the harvested weights and the all of the weights that weren't mature enough to harvest

Fuck man they were nearly full plates too, a week more and they would've been ready to harvest.

Hate when that happens

>tfw the lady of the swimming pool will never grant you a set of magic plates to slay the sauna dragon and his horde of gains goblins

>he doesn't do dwarf fortress at the gym

>dont go to the gym
>post advice on Veeky Forums instead

god how can a board as shitty as tv be better than you fags at surrealposting

>go to gym
>lose brouzof
>do hack squats
>squats hacke me
>attempt leg press
>forgot to buy cybernetic leg implants
>my legs are broken
>failed to reinitialize
>mfw

>not having a wig ready for you or your gymbro

>Go to the gym
>The power lifting coach is there
>He argues with the owner, again, about the oly lifters, saying we can't treat them like shit because they're cunts
>Decide to side with the owner because they're Jiants cunts

>Competition approach
>Pretty nice bulk, has to cut
>Coach helps me to escape the cycle of bulk
>Makes me eat broccoli and rice every day
>This meal again, déjà vu
>Tells me to go to the pool and not make waves

I love this place but it's a goddamn mess. At least we squat often so my legs are okay

>go to the gym
>see a 6ft 120 pound skeleton with terrible acne staring at me
>it's my reflection in the mirror

Dood dood

>go to gym
>hear "TIK TIK BOOM"
>mfw

Lead him to the Carp pond

>go to gym
>curse the squat rack to ironically make users squat
>Double, double plate and trouble;
>Quads burn and callus bubble.
>Cool it with a manlet's blood,
>Then the charm is firm and good.

Commoners BTFO

>mfw

>having a bad day
>shout at the gym clown when he sprays with water from his glasses
>see him crying in the parking lot as I leave

Nevertebrate going to make it

I've never felt so much emotion from reading a post before why does this hurt so bad?

>go to gym

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