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Who is this based ABBY? I need more.

Sir, you have triggered my child. Prepare your anus for monetary damages

Nice she got giant titties hanging off her hamstrings.

This sounds fake, because I never knew Dear Abby to be that based

(you)

she looks like an alien you might make in spore

Here she is: uexpress.com/dearabby/2013/3/27/woman-refuses-to-give-lover-the

>you have triggered my child
Was you child Lee Harvey Oswald?

I'm not seeing there

ye i can't seem to find that one either, probably fake

I was gonna say, I've read her articles before, and that's not something I find her having the balls to say

idk the first one in this thread is real and it's pretty ballsy. She insults people in the "polite 1950's way" where it's all underhanded and if she is talking to someone stupid they won't realize she is dissing them.

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Horrible parents

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I fucking hate how this kid could die but no let's protect her and her parents feelings about child attempted murder

77 pounds is heavy for a large full grown dog

This was actually quite an interesting read, despite its off topic nature.

Jesus GOD. Making bad choices for yourself is one thing. Making bad choices for a helpless little human in your care? Send 'em to prison, then throw 'em off the roof of the place.

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Did he even get the surgery, or did he just cut and run with the pity money?

Cut and ran (or waddled) away

They also mention that their driver took them to some square to walk around. When they stopped they almost instantly got rushed by a mob of ooga boogas and had to throw money on the ground to slow down the mob.

>or waddled
You mean shipped

youtube.com/watch?v=EdnGTlQI11A

Im now googling South African ghouls because this was so interesting.

>"I should get free money."
I want this person to die. Today.

Fucking demolished.

people like this will never add anything positive to society and civilization. They should strapped to cinder blocks and tossed into the ocean.

NOTHING WOULD BE LOST

B A S E D A B B Y

>1060lbs
How do you even survive to be that obese?

that short guy has the worst looking chest i have ever seen and i have straight bitch tits

Pretty sure this is satire.

This has got to be fake.

Please be fake.

Please.

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>pink hair
>multiple facial piercings
>fat blob
>lesbian
>"i don't want a job"

it's like a post-modern commentary on leftists

Fucking hell the last 30 seconds of that was hard to watch

This cow should be shot repeatedly

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then who took the picture

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>loud and boisterous
might as well be describing every fat woman ever

ask your mother, i think she uses the same sex photographer. you know, because he doesn't mind the fats.

I have no idea what I just watched but I watched it all. Holy hell, that's some mental illness.

who put her in that thing?
please tell me she never left

Asking the wrong question, user. If it was just one picture, it could almost be a timer photo. Almost.

WHO TIED HER UP?

She got someone to come to her house and tie her into a sex swing, AND THAT PERSON DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.

I just don't have an answer.

Fucking christ, the amount of pressure being put on to her body from those ropes holding her would cause nerve damage if she was held like that for more than a few minutes. Just look at how red her body and her face are because of the compression. This is seriously unsafe

thanks for posting though, that was a fun little stroll through the boring corners of your gay mind.

>just existing and looking good = discrimination

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it was her mom. baka

THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

>SIP

!!!! SIP BOY ALERT!!!!

That is just plain embarrassing.

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Bros, I fucked a fatty last night. I was so horny I couldn't help myself. She gave the craziest head ever. Should I kill myself?

>So office workers can even visit each other if they want to

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alter version

>obligatory "the butcher"

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holy shit a fat rick looks like carl from aqua teen hunger fource

she would literally need to walk 30min a day and eat like a normal person and she would lose ~100lbs in less than a year

woman writes comic about her eating disorder

photo of artist. guess which one is which

Mirin dem calves and glutes

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>laughing off a reasonable amount of food with this much disbelief
>never occurs to her (him? it?) that they eat through enough resources to feed three people
>will continue to whine that they are a victim

That is fucking scary. Why won't those people leave? If they work at an office they must have some money.

That legitimately sounds like like in a post apocalyptic zombie movie.

Underrated

source or gtfo. sounds like copy pasta.

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Na dude she's just a cock sleeve
If u catch feels thou. That's some dangerous shut bakka

BEHOLD THE TALE OF BUTTERBALL, THE MENTALLY RETARDED 80 LB 3 YEAR OLD

Bretty heart warming desu

woah

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with his pecs?

Her ass fat is literally a shelf.

I think this is an exert from Elliot Rodger's "My twisted world" but with the genders swapped.

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Source is in the bottom right corner of the pic

shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html
The original FPS

DELETE THIS

Welp, I'm not hungry anymore.

wow i remember this from seemingly sooooo many fucking years ago, and i remember it worsening my already poor opinion of fatfucks like that

how does he still look clean. fake news. the government has invented extremely realistic flesh suits for aliens to visit and monitor our behavior.

New guy eh?

Looks like you're the one who is new, user.

>Respond to her ad
>"Hey babe, you look hot in those yoga pants. Lets go to cheesecake factory, my treat."
>Take her out
>Court her the whole night, hold doors open, tell her how pretty she looks
>Go back to get place
>"Oh wow, is this the rig? Wanna break it in?"
>Time for fuck
>Or so she thinks
>Tie her up
>"I'll be right back, gonna go grab my lube"
>Drive to whole foods
>Buy a shit ton of vegetables and health foods
>Monitor her daily caloric intake so that its under 1000
>Meanwhile use her phone to send messages to all of her family and friends that she's going out of the USA for a while for a little "soul searching" and that she already has someone house sitting
>Wait until she reaches 115 lbs
>Cut her loose and leave
its like the toothfairy

He was probably just using her for practice so he can tie up the thin submissive QTs better.