Itt: Veeky Forums is now dogs

HA

> tfw a doglet was using my fire hydrant

kek

You mirin' taillets?

Mfw your bitches are cucking you with my BPC

>my sides
>existence questionable

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Some of you are alright. Don't go to the dog park tomorrow.

someone please screencap this shit

>One walk per week
Never gonna make it

Step aside, Houndlets.

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>Tfw finally hit 2 walks a day

We're all going to make it pups

Fucking kek hello Mr. BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES WHERE ARE BONES

Did somebody say dogs?

YOU slave away doing HYDRANT JUMPS for nothing but BITCHES while CATS do NOTHING and still get ENDLESS PUSSY

I've been taking this new supplement for a few weeks now but haven't seen any gains in my 1 woof max, what am I doing wrong /dog/?

pic related

BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING PEASANTS

KING OF /DOGFIT/ PASSING THROUGH

Bullshit you can't even walk near bitches because you're too afraid

what up cucks

King of doglets, maybe.

Hello! Hello?!?
I'M A DOGGGG!!!!!
Are you ALSO dogs?!!?????!!!

>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>WHO
>WHO

>one paw is bigger than the other

Help me /dogfit/

Pic related looks like this but I'm not a some beta cat

Oh BARK forgot the pic

Dude I think you have body dysborkphia

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

I never knew there was a white Lab.

FUCKING PUSSYCATS GET OUT AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sup brahs, should i cut or bulk?

Fucking hell there goes my sides

>be me
>owners have pizza for dinner
>currently cutting due to fatty
>fuckit.jpeg
>jump and grab a slice
>feel bad afterwards

What do I have to do to control myself?

Paw pics or gtfo
No such thing as cats on /dog/

Just keep asking yourself, who's a good boy?

Kek'd hard

>be me
>buried a bone in the yard and lost it
>chased a squirrel into the woods and got covered in ticks
>owner stops talking me on usual walks
>I start barking more frequently to get his attention
>"I think its working"
>we go for a car ride
>see a man with a white jacket
>get stabbed with something sharp
>wake up back at house
>realize my balls are gone
how you holding up Veeky Forums?

Is this attainable natty?

>barking for this

How many scoops of purina extra protein dog food should my owner be feeding me?

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Hahahaha more like king of getting put down at the pound because no one wants your ugly ass

>Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5

MAX gets all the TREATS just for being CUTE while YOU have to do TRICKS

ITS NOT FAIR DOGGOS

Ask a doggo whos about to be making 100k a year anything

Who /park bully/ here?

>Owner takes me to the park
>pays his 10 bones to get into the fetch yard
>see manlet Corgi in my usual spot
>lead owner over that way on purpose
>he throws my toy in the air, I catch it before it hits the ground like a fucking champ
>after catching it I let my "momentum" carry me over and plow over that manlet Corgi
>he lets out a big yelp (lol what a pussy)
>growl at him anyway to let him know what's up
>his owner comes over and quickly takes him out of danger cause he knows I'd whoop that ass
>says some shit to my owner like he gives a fuck
>owner calls me a good boy and gives me a milk bone afterwards
>I piss all over the yard to let everyone know I own this shit now.

Anyone else here alpha as fuck?

4 SCOOPS WHAT EVER IT TAKES BORK DAMMIT

FUCKING SUBANIMAL CATS

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD

When will doglets learn

underrated

>tfw

Invader from /dogpol here
>Only 15% of doggo population
>resposible for 90 percent of deaths
>brb HE WUZ A GUD BOI
>brb HE WUZ RAIZED WRUNG
>When will we stop making escuses?

lol at all of you doglets.
im sniffing YOUR owners ass while YOU sit in a kennel

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So this spic fuck is fucking with me, what do /dogfit/?

Cunt smells like Tacos, what do you think I'm going to do?

Nice bite, dognon
routine?

is Beast mode attainable natty? I want to kill this fuckin beaner that keeps jumping over my fence and stealing my balls.

>rabies
>natty

pick one

dat first sip doe

Can I get a bf% estimate? Also how many fetches till greyhoundmode?

kek

All hail the natty king scooby

500m doggy paddle in a pond today, front delts feeling massive

>newfoundland masterrace
>ancestors were working with fisherhumans in Canada
>grow massive fur and loads of healthy muscle and fat to compensate for hard labour and cold
>dont even have to gym to get big
>was born making it

why do you even try?

Kek

SLAMMED

>2017
>being domesticated

Not gonna make it.

the only remotely funny post

Step aside you puny inbreds. Shiba Inus are the closest dogs related to wolves, now bow down.

>tfw you're a proud descendent of wolves

>tfw owners abandoned me at the side of the road even after I won races for them
>tfw forced to become a NEET living in a rescue center
>Losing my gains
>Now I'm forever alone
I always tried to be a good doggo

Just got my DNA results back

>99.99% German Shepherd
>0.01% African Wild Dog

A-am I still white?

I'm liking /dogfit/ so far.

kek

WE WUZ WOLVES N SHEEIT

Hey Bark I have a question. I'm trying to bulk and i want to GOSAD. Should I be eating my own shit or should it all be from other dogs?

>Shit in house, blame on cat 1x5
DELETE THIs

>being cucked by your owner
>making it

Pick one nutlet

> 2017
> Still doing GOSAD

Not doing GOBAD for those bone gains.

SLAMMED

THIS PRIME TOADLINE HAS BEEN BRED WITH ONLY THE CLOSEST OF RELATIVES--COMING FROM A VERY SHORT LINE CONSISTING OF ONLY HIS GRANDMOTHER AND HER PUPS. THIS PRIME TOADLINE IS A PRODUCT OF HIS GRANDMOTHER AND FATHER HAVING STEAMY TOAD-LIKE INTERCOURSE, PRODUCING THIS FINE LINE (OF TOAD). AND HE COULD BE YOURS FOR A MEASLY $100,000.

WHAT SAY YOU, TOAD-SEEKER?

kek

Please leave and never come back.

>tfw just got back from sand sprinting session at beach
>tfw sniffed 2 bitches poopholes
>tfw they werent fertile
>wouldnotmount/10
>tfw master takes me back to the den
>tfw i smell burning plants, probably a fire
>tfw spin around 500 times in the same spot to alert master
>mfw he laughs
>mfw i laugh
>mfw he cuddles with me while laughing and breathing fire
>tfw your master loves you

any other of you mast/fit/s know this feel?

>tfw owners call you the king of terriers
>tfw have my own chair
>tfw good boy

is this what making it feels like?

born as mastiff

outta my wayy sizelets

youtube.com/watch?v=O_fUOzja_Ng

>he eats rainbows to improve his bark
never gonna make it

>mast/fit/s

body fat % estimate???

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>massive hanches
>tiny forelegs

Wew pups SS claims another victim

>stealing food from owners
Absolute degeneracy kys bad boy