Just relapsed /nofap on day 9. I feel like shit now, brain fog and autistic. Not even joking...

Stop blaming your shitty life on the fact it's because you jack off and sort yourself out.

Nofap is fucking retarded

t. Retard who's gotten laid and also jacks off daily

Dw bro I stuck the tip of my dick in a breast milk pump the other day it was the best orgasm I've ever had better than any girl I've fucked and better than any onahole

How to solve yourself out a mental illness

>I also couldn't stop edging last night
Maybe stop doing that thing first of all

I also see you're one of those drooling retards with a hard drive full of pictures of 4/10 sluts that you post with every topic as if it's the only thing you live for, maybe try changing something about that, I suggest wiping your hard drive and starting over fresh.

this, the longer i dont fap the more depressed and tired i get. Doing it every few days is best

what to do when outside ? I can't just go talk to people in the street

The longest I have made it is a week in the past 3 months of working towards nofap enlightenment. I used to be a 3-5 times a day fapper so even now when I average once every 2-3 days it is a massive improvement.
Currently on day 3. This is usually the hardest hump to make it over especially after getting back from squatting heavy. Between the test boost and glute pump I usually cave while showering. Wish me luck compadres

suicide

No clue which uni you go to and some campuses are better than others, but there should still be a shit ton of events.

Become active on campus, join a club, join a frat, go to parties, go to tailgates.
Whatever you are into.
You are bound to meet other people and chicks this way and at some point you WILL get laid.
College makes it extremely easy to socialize, if you can't do it then you are doing something dramatically wrong.

i don't understand, is this no jacking off thing going to somehow make your lives better?
I can understand meditation. But imagine if someone freaked the fuck out like this when they missed a day of meditation and started saying they got brain fog and autistic....

I went 40 days without jerking off. I was constantly horny and always thinking about fucking. I was also having some pretty crazy dreams too. This morning I woke up with a pool of cum all over my boxers.

I guess I had a wet dream.
I'm still gonna see how far I can go without jerking off though.

>is this no jacking off thing going to somehow make your lives better?
Forces you to go out of your way and actually talk to girls rather than taking the easy route and just jerking off.
Also it feels rewarding to not give in and show discipline when your body tells you to do something and you refuse.

>Xev belringer

mah man

My girlfriend just blew me in our front hallway. Used to be like you. I just stopped looking at porn. I only fap in the shower sometimes.

just don't do it. it that's simple, user. but since you "try the nofap meme" for the sake of it you fail. you don't actually want to not fap or stop fapping. so you'll give in eventually if you "try".

TL;DR - you're a weak willed trendy wendy. grow the fuck up, bitch.

Nofap is the type of cult level retarded shit I expect from this place.

i mean, if you are in that state of mind maybe people should just try to actually just talk to girls rather than to think not jacking off is going to make you less socially awkward.
If you find not jacking off an accomplishment, whatever. As long as you move onto some bigger from here its fine with me. Like i said, its like thinking you have discipline for going to class everyday or meditating everyday. The focus is not in the right area.

it's so fucking weird when you guys post this guy, i go to university with him

"I think that pornography entices people away from life. So that's not good. It's a quick, easy, low quality solution to a complex problem. I can't see its use as something that increases integrity and promotes strength"

"I think there's room for indulgence, that I don't think that that's the same as saying that there's room for weak indulgence. Why do something if it makes you weak? Unless you wish to be weak..."

stop posting Jordan Peterson if you are not sorted.

Dont edge, dont visit Veeky Forums. Basically, stay far away from pron and erotic shit

what about doing nofap to be able to cum from prostate stimulation alone

No-cum past 6 days is detrimental.
Fapping on 6th day is best.
Google study yourself.

Fapping doesn't take away test, but not fapping adds extra test.That's what you fucks get wrong.

It affects everybody a little bit different. Anyways NoPorn is the real Enemy anyways. Besides wtf getting laid has to do with it?? Autistic retard

>But yeah I didn't watch porn, just look at Instagram sluts

Anything visually arousing IS porn. When you masturbate, close your eyes and imagine a girl riding you/ sucking your dick, OR don't think of anything at all, just concentrate on the good physical sensation.

>Also, pmo is the real issue here, so focus on dumping the porn factor first.
This.

I'm doing no porn set for a month and see how I feel afterwards. I have my intervals of masturbation set as once a week, but I might have to bump up the frequency, because I'm not being able to make that benchmark without getting unreasonably horny.

It's hard to no fap when you spend time on Veeky Forums. Even down a completely non woman related blue board you will see something that tantalizes you, then the penis twitching starts. It's even worse if you give in and try to "edge". Imagine if people tried to diet by bouncing Twinkies off their tongues.

Why the fuck would u try to edge u fucking utter moron. Just go for a walk or something If it gets hard.

Lol. I don't edge nor do I recommend it to someone on nofap. Calm dowm

>no discipline
>edges when he sees some anime pictures
>never going to make it

lol edging while on "nofap"

>I'm touching my penis for sexual pleasure but this TOTALLY isn't masturbation, guys

No-fap is a meme.
No-porn is the deal.

I feel like everyone goes to university with this guy

Why white guys like porn so much?
How can you become addicted?

>Why white guys like porn so much?
It isn't a "white guy" thing.

No fap never helped me. I just beat it after I work out

Its a "guy" thing not a white guy thing you b8ing faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=oTjZvlKfNtk

porn =/=no fap

wtf is wrong with you guys

I just masturbate once a week and I don't even do it by urge, but because I'm scared of waking up one morning with my sheets full of cum

Can't wait for her lactation vids

>Go out with a tinder whore and get invited to her place right way
>Literally can't keep it up for more than 30 seconds due to fapping like a degenerate all week

Keep at it brahs

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week 6 here
first 2 or 3 weeks are the biggest hurlde
we're gonna make it lads

Fuck yeah xev knows what I like

Mfw imagining this happening

>Not releasing your seed.
>Alpha.

>edging
edging is worse than masturbating. if you edge you might as well reset bro. next time you feel like edging go work out or get the fuck on tinder to find the real thing.
no porn
no fap
no touching in a sexual way ever

I did cocaine for the first time recently. I didn't really feel anything, and think it might be from the excessive fapping, so I'm gonna stop for like, a month then try again.

Topkek

>snort flower
>blame fapping when it does nothing

Kek

Links to some sluts please

Glad to see people have reading comprehension. Your handler must be so proud of you.

>assmad that he spent $40 on a few grams of flower

Kekerroni

This.

when I do nofap and get laid my dick doesn't feel better until I do fap though. I don't know how to explain it but when I go 5 days nofap no matter how many times I cum my dick just feels weird like something is stuck inside it until I jack off.

This

Anyone who argues against something because it 'isn't natural' should be abandoned in the wilderness with nothing but a fig leaf.

pls do not misinterpret the spokesfrog

You do know he's a professional wrestler right?

bro Im on day 6 and I was literally edging the shit out of myself when I saw this instagram slut like HOLYSHIT

thanks for posting this, we'll all
gonna make it

yeah or you could do all those things and have problems and realize you're just a pathetic mentally disabled autist

I decided to stop watching video pornography.
After 5 or 6 days I become obsessed with my ex and girls I know and start producing bad picture shops of them.
Pic related is the shit I make when on no-fap trance.

Don't do it

just get aspergers, like me
then you can indulge in all of your vices and blame it on your birth

what the fuck

I know, right ?

That's your girlfriend?
Interesting.

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I'm on day 55 now. Fuck I can rly relate to this. But everybody just tells me this is the "flatline" and it will get better... Not too sure about this.

No she's not.
Good luck finding her from badly cropped faces ;)

top fucking zozz, user

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day 4 brahs.

we all gonna make it. always listen to yourself. not the posters justifying nofap or the ones arguing against it. you know in your hearts what's right for you - make the correct call.

No fap is retarded. You need to ejaculate every now and then and unless you are having sex daily you need to fap.

exactly. for me, nofap isnt worth it just for the point to avoid wet dreams. they are so damn bad.

i just masturbate on the weekend, maybe once of twice, to clear out the pipes so i can go another week

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Nofap Day 105/Noporn Day 135+ here, ask me anything.

what's it like to ruin your gains by voluntarily declining your natural testosterone production?

Dunno.
I'm really unsure where to go now. I'm definitely staying away from porn forever.
But fapping - no idea. I mean I doubt that there's anything great happening if I keep it up another X days.
So far it hasn't given me any epic results. My love life is still non-existent.
What I could attribute to nofap, but probably just as much if not more to quitting video games, is that I'm much more social. My sex drive at this point is nowhere spectactular. Not terribly low, but not really high either. I'm not making better or worse progress in the gym than before. I'm semi-regularly (every couple weeks) having wet dreams (two nights ago the last time).

Right now I'm really having a low point.

And I really don't have many things left to do that could theoretically improve my life.
I lift. I do cardio. I play a team sport. I eat well (organic whole foods, lots of greens, rarely any fast food). I sleep 8-9 hours on a regular schedule. I don't watch porn. I don't play video games. I don't fap. I rarely use a computer/smartphone after 9 PM. I don't use "scrolling" social media like goybook, instagram, leddit etc. My internet use is pretty targeted, I only go exactly to what I want to read. (I only came to fit for the QTDDTOT when I saw this thread) I read daily. I journal. I rarely drink anything else than water or tea.
The last vice I have that I'm now trying to get rid of is getting drunk every weekend. It costs too much, 20 beers is a lot of calories and if I stay up till 4 I'm tired the whole next week. But it's also the main social activity I have.

/blogpost

we're in a pretty similiar position except I don't drink anymore but I have a problem with Veeky Forums. stopped vidya, deleted all social media and all internet accounts. stopped browsing whatever time kill funny pic sites etc. we eat the same (except I don't eat organic because it's a scam) I read too but I don't journal. and I jerk off.

definitely feels good to not just "kill time" all the time, still waiting for the day I stop coming here (13 years and counting).

personally I don't feel like there's not much else to improve, I feel like I'm raking in the profits every day

This is very good I'm glad I checked Veeky Forums tonight

pretty based tbqh senpai

>Worse than heroin

Mate you need to fap.

>flower

Well nigga, that shit is expensive. Roses go for 5 quid a pop round here.

I would say I've seen stranger things on Veeky Forums, but this even beats the guy who is sexually aroused by tiles.

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NoFap is just your superego trying to repress the subconscious desires of your id because by today's moral standards they're considered degenerate and animalistic, liberate yourself, goyim

Lmao I remember that one.

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