Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>SWALALALA

>walk in to gym
>Chad keeps checking me out
>comfortable.jpg
>finished my workout and heading to locker room to shower
>Chad follows
>Chad hold me down and starts to rape me
>This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
I just wanna hear you screaming

>fly magic carpet into gym
>SQWADALA

>Walk to Hyrule Fitness.
>Sure is boring around here.
>Wonder what Ganon's up to.
Decided instead to f off to Gamelon

>Walk into gym
>OOH WA-A-A-A

>walk into gym
>CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

>walk into gym
>FERTO STUFF FERE TO STUF PANTA GIA TRAP KOLA ENA TAF

>walk into the club like what up, I got a big cock

you're not getting statehood acting like a bunch of faggots

This sounds like a good gym

>doing IF
>get so hungry, I could eat an Octorock

Unironically love that shit yo

>walk into the gym
>the gym imam is beheading infidels again

>DE
>SPA
>CITO

california did

>walk into gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

> walk into gym
> AND IF YOU SAY YOU'RE OKAY
> I'M GONNA HEAL YOU ANYWAY

>walk into gym
>PÓNTEME PÓNTEME PÓNTEME EN PLENA
>MUÉVETE ESE CUERPO ALEGRÌA MACARENA

lost

I miss mong

>benching
>'Cause baby, you're a firework

>about to do a 1 rep max
>ITS EVERYDAY BRO

You guys don't have money, California does.

>walk into "gym"
>get ready to improve body
>employee walks toward you
>"I'm sorry sir, we're not a gym: we're planet fitness."
>proceed to chill-cycling half an hour on the energy-friendly hometrainer

>walk into gym
>greet the receptionist girl
>she doesn't respond, she doesn't even look me in the eye
>she just hand me my key and goes back to her cellphone
>every time
jesus what an autistic bitch

>walk into gym
>CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
>AYYY

>walk into the gym
>I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU
>BUT I LOVE IT
>BUT I LOVE IT

>walk in the gym
>MY DOG WALKS AROUND WITH A DIAPER JUST IN CASE THAT I BE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO TRY AND FUCK HIM IN THE ASS

>walk into the gym
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR E-STAT LIFTS
>BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN
>FASTER THAN MY MADMILK

>walk into gym
>IT'S THE NUTSHACK

Wish my gym was like this