>walk into gym
>SWALALALA
Walk into gym
>walk in to gym
>Chad keeps checking me out
>comfortable.jpg
>finished my workout and heading to locker room to shower
>Chad follows
>Chad hold me down and starts to rape me
>This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
I just wanna hear you screaming
>fly magic carpet into gym
>SQWADALA
>Walk to Hyrule Fitness.
>Sure is boring around here.
>Wonder what Ganon's up to.
Decided instead to f off to Gamelon
>Walk into gym
>OOH WA-A-A-A
>walk into gym
>CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY
>walk into gym
>FERTO STUFF FERE TO STUF PANTA GIA TRAP KOLA ENA TAF
>walk into the club like what up, I got a big cock
you're not getting statehood acting like a bunch of faggots
This sounds like a good gym
>doing IF
>get so hungry, I could eat an Octorock
Unironically love that shit yo
>walk into the gym
>the gym imam is beheading infidels again
>DE
>SPA
>CITO
california did
>walk into gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
> walk into gym
> AND IF YOU SAY YOU'RE OKAY
> I'M GONNA HEAL YOU ANYWAY
>walk into gym
>PÓNTEME PÓNTEME PÓNTEME EN PLENA
>MUÉVETE ESE CUERPO ALEGRÌA MACARENA
lost
I miss mong
>benching
>'Cause baby, you're a firework
>about to do a 1 rep max
>ITS EVERYDAY BRO
You guys don't have money, California does.
>walk into "gym"
>get ready to improve body
>employee walks toward you
>"I'm sorry sir, we're not a gym: we're planet fitness."
>proceed to chill-cycling half an hour on the energy-friendly hometrainer
>walk into gym
>greet the receptionist girl
>she doesn't respond, she doesn't even look me in the eye
>she just hand me my key and goes back to her cellphone
>every time
jesus what an autistic bitch
>walk into gym
>CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
>AYYY
>walk into the gym
>I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU
>BUT I LOVE IT
>BUT I LOVE IT
>walk in the gym
>MY DOG WALKS AROUND WITH A DIAPER JUST IN CASE THAT I BE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO TRY AND FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
>walk into the gym
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS
>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR E-STAT LIFTS
>BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN
>FASTER THAN MY MADMILK
>walk into gym
>IT'S THE NUTSHACK
Wish my gym was like this