Someone forgot to turn on the overhead press machine

>someone forgot to turn on the overhead press machine

yeah that was me, sorry you cant reach the switch manlet but i dont want you touching my equipment

>the squat rack isn't plugged in

The pistons on the bench press are broken

>someone left a squat plug in the curl rack

>tripped over manlet and fell into eagle's nest

>someone filled the deadlift machine with helium and it's stuck on the ceiling

>the shakeweight isn't charged up, have to manually shake it

>tfw someone forgot to recharge the leg press machine

Multi-layered joke. Laughed hard

What?

was it rape in the manga? I don't remember her protesting in the anime

>someone cleaned the squat plug
>can't absorb chad's superior protein by re-using the dirty one

If you mean the new anime with the atrocious animation the rape must have looked hilarious

THAT WAS YOU REEEEEEEEEE

I've seen both, but it's been a while. Think they used less of the goofy 3D model animation in the movies than they have been in the series.

>someone cut off the rowing machine water supply

>someone took my LSD dosed squat plug
Have fun, normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hitting redline on the lat pulldown machine
>not enough time to upshift between reps

>gym breastmilk vendor left because some rich asshole bought an exclusive years-worth supply.
I'm gonna miss you, Milena.

>Someone racked the 150lb dumbbells on the flat bench rack
>Too weak to move them
There's a reason people tell you to rerack weights friends.

>someone underclocked the lat pulldown

Well shoot, I've never thought about enhancing my plugs like that. Thanks for the tip.

>someone straightened the bent over row machine

>I don't remember her protesting

Because she had no idea what to feel.
She still loved Griffith in a way, but it was definitely still rape.
Physical and emotional gratification in one way, horribly traumatizing in another.

A lot of women orgasm from rape, it's why it's traumatizing as fuck.
I remember there's some narration in the manga from some character describing how it was a combination of all these positive and negative emotions.

But yes it was rape. It's more complicated than just that but yeah.

>have to resuscitate the gym spotter before using the bench

>someone farted nearby and people could think it was me

>curl machine doesn't accept quarters again

>someone declined the bench
>have to order a new one

>need barbell
>Chad is doing barbell flys

underrated

>a lanklet got stuck in the manlet pit

>be me
>bulking
>approach shake counter at gym
>they're out of uranium
>have to settle for gasoline

Will i ever leave skelly mode?

>Somebody left the curl bar on reverse
>Have to manually shift gear

>Chad noclipped into the women's locker room again

>tfw my gym instated a new 'no singles' policy
>tfw not allowed at my gym anymore but they still charge me

>looking forward to new bench PR
>crowded gym fuuug
>by some miracle the bench is free
>bench not working
>last guy did not re-fuel after 10x10 german volume training session
>have to push the bench to nearest gas station to refuel
>only had cash for 3 reps
>mfw

Why don't you take your falcon with you? At least they don't do penis scans on entry. My gym does and I have to order fresh vaginal fluid off the deep web before every gym sesh and rub it on my penis in order to get in.

If I wanted to order a joke I'd order your one-rep max.

Underrated

>have to manually grease the squat rack

>walk to the gym at 10pm
>all the beds already taken

Holy shit, this is worst animation quality I've ever seen. Glad I decided to not waste my time with it at episode 1

>the curl rack
aka the rest of the gym?

>gym door says "push"
>it's pull day

>The masturbation station is occupied by a manlet who managed to crawl out of the pit

>someone locked the lanklet door
>had to crawl through the manlet door

>the protein dispenser broke down
>have to do NoFap to avoid losing protein gains

>owner left the windows open
>all the plates have rusted and lost half their weight.

kek

>Walking across gym
>See qt on the leg curl machine
>Don't notice dumbbells chad left on the floor
>Trip and fall into the manlet pit

>uni gym
>physics PhD came in and fucked with the gravity
>have to bench lmao1pl8 in front of my gym crush