I'm gonna start keto. Any big fat tips to give?

>I'm gonna start keto. Any big fat lips to give?

>Get enough electrolytes and fiber
these are realy important OP

its even advised to add salt to your water. On keto you piss more than normal so you lose a lot of minerals so dont take it lightly or youll feel like shit

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Egg white omelettes erry day.
Learn to love spice.
You will kill a man for a slice of apple by day 6.

Also, you need to reset every few weeks - have a carb weekend.
Keeping up Keto indefinitely is bad for your kidneys and liver as they are working to the max to support your change in catabolic function.

eat egg drink water eat more egg and sometimes mayo from jar when hungry and too lazy to cook egg

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Ok now that that's out of the way, Keto is fucking retarded and you won't lose any more fat than if you just went into a deficit by cutting carbs back a little.

Keto helps prevent muscle mass loss.
If it prevents you from losing half a kilo of lean muscle mass, it's worth it.

You're a fucking moron. Ripping your body in and out of ketosis every few weeks is harder on your body than just staying on. The keto flu and cravings are the hardest part. Why would you make yourself go through that again and again?

Bruh, just repeating what my doctor was telling me.
Go talk to yours and ask about your kidney health if you're doing Keto long term.

Source?

Who is this brapper?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1373635/

I've got a fat tip to give her.

The correct term is Braphog.

*braps your path*

>Posts a Pootpony in a Braphog thread.
Fucking scum.

>Egg white omelettes erry day.
Why just the egg white, user?

Basically pure protein and cartons of it are cheap as fuck.
Also pretty filling on a cut.

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false. cheating on keto actually doesn't let you get fat adapted so it makes the diet much harder for you.

Seek professional help

Why wouldn't he eat the yolk too?

Fats and cholesterol - not helpful if you're on a cut and you need to make your protein goal.

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kek

You know this is a thread about keto, yes?

Salt your food or you'll have another reason to KYS about a week in

I'm going to take my doctor's advice over yours, I really don't fancy kidney/liver issues.

Yes, and you'll get your fats in another meal, but if you need say 180g of protein in you diet and you have a kcal limit of 1500, you need to make a few choices.

I don't think this is true. I was recently diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, and a keto diet is HIGHLY recommended for glucose control and to minimize long term complications from the disease. Considering your kidneys and liver are very important and get fucked by diabetes (I have to get microalbimum [sic] and creatinine clearance tests to check my kidney function) I don't think the community would be so eager to adopt such a diet.

>I'm going to take my doctor's advice over yours
What study did your doctor cite if he did cite one at all?

>you need to make a few choices
Why? Are the fats in eggs more calorie dense than the fats in other meals, or how does that work with you?

doctors know very little to nothing about keto lmao. A random doctor isn't an omnipotent being who knows everything ever. I'm sure it's hard for you to accept, but it's true.

To OP, go to the /r/keto sub on plebbit. that's where the least misinformation is, and the FAQ there has all you need to know. Everyone here thinks they're an expert but just end up spreading damaging misinfo and broscience.

I trust my doctor with my diet, next time I see him, I'll ask for some reading material, but what he said seems sound.

>numerous people telling you he's plain wrong

>S-S-STOP I TRUST MY DOCTOR!!!!! MY DOCTOR REEEEEEE
you're autistic

If I trusted people on the internet over my doctor, I'd basically be one of those HAES cunts.
I see him in a week, I'll ask him then.

I bet you faggots are the ones complaining about /pol/ ruining the board all the time too

Better be careful not to catch some antibiotic resistant germs from licking your doctor's boots that much, buddy

I'm sorry I trust a medical professional more than someone on Veeky Forums.
I've already stated I'm going to ask for some reading to back up his position or failing that a referral to a dietician.

Not sure if you actually want keto advice but:

>buy low sodium salt (they replace the sodium with potassium/sometimes magnesium) and it keeps your electrolytes in check

>learn to make a good pot of "Caveman" chili for your weeks dinners, itll be your best go-to and is versitile as fuck

>try out bulletproof coffee for a pre-breakfast.

>always have a jar of coconut oil handy

>monitor your fiber

>use ground up pork rinds for breadcrumbs

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>I'm sorry I trust a medical professional more than someone on Veeky Forums.
That someone provided sources for his claim while your doctor didn't. Should tell you something.
Your appeal to authority is especially hilarious since you acknowledge that he's not even the best guy to ask.

Where's the source?
Can't find it in the thread man.

Again, I'm not being hostile, I'm just not going to be pressured by a bunch of people I don't know anything about - you've convinced me to get a second opinion, but I'm not going to change anything until I speak to a professional.

how about do your own research instead of relying on the "opinions" of anyone? or are you too braindead and lazy that you take whatever Dr. Shekelstein tells you as fact?

Mate, I'm not with you here, you said there was a source, but there isn't - I'm going to speak with my doctor and/or a dietician in a week, chill.