Tfw no thicc gf to cheer you on in the gym

>tfw no thicc gf to cheer you on in the gym

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life is misery

Without laughing.

I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands

I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.

First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.

With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

That's actually really cute.

Holy shit that is one of the first black chicks I've ever found really hot, like on par with white chicks not even out of pity

who is he

>tfw no slimfu

Probably because she's mestizo not black.

>a barely-above-average-weight sedentary human being can survive for more than a minute in hand-to-hand combat with a 300 lbs gorilla who is strength training basically all day every day
heehee
I believe you when you say you're a good fighter but seriously the gorilla would tear your head off first chance he gets to grab you if you pissed him off. Almost literally. I'm not even sure a human can fight with a chimpanzee without getting serious injuries.

I haven't seen this pasta before

>tfw no THICC tittymonster braphog chubmeister gf

what a pleb

>black women

NO,thanks.

>Touching the bar when spotting in bench press
I'd rather be single

>those obvious implants
>almost the same height

Kekirooni.

sauce

>black guy

don't really care, he can have a monkey gf but it doesn't change the fact that IQ still exists. He is strong but i'd take my mental fortitude over his physical one. Just how genetics work out.

>Puerto Rican and Dominican mix
>not black

Nearly spit out my drink.

Epic fail

/pol/ cucks getting triggered again.

Are we really going to turn this into a meme this soon? That thread is still active bro.

Fuck off /pol/ trailer park trash Faggot

Screencap'd kek

Don't worry. Added to screencap. C'mon guys, let's make this roast epic.

It's bait you fucking morons.

this

> Touching the bar

I just searched youtube for "bench pressing my gf" and it was the first result kek

youtube.com/watch?v=GAJtol2Vw3Y

would marry.

>im helping!

Am I the only one who cringes at shit like this? It seems so fucking extra.

>women

>wearing a hat in the gym

they lack class

its a common gym slut aesthetic

i think you just wish you were beautiful like them

It means that the girl is an attention whore and the guy is whipped and doesn't want to say no when she suggests stupid shit.

they're trying to get views m8 this is just par for the course

>black
>beautiful

pick one. there's a reason all cosmetic surgerys are for white features.

>extra

what does that mean in this context

>touching the bar

It's Twitter speak for over the top I think. Not 100% sure though since I'm not a total faggot.

>cute gf to cheer you on in the gym
>rather puts earphones on

Good shit user.
I could do without the braps tho.

they are objectively better looking than you. Post a selfie if you disagree

Studies have shown that working out with a woman increases test levels and power output. So she absolutely is.

Which one familiano?

Yeah look at these great spotters who don't touch the bar, just like you are supposed to

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Why would someone post a picture after saying what he said? His career and social life would literally be (((ruined))) beyond repair.

>the closest think you will ever have to this is a pretty girl using the power rack next to you bc all the others are taken

(((as a white man))) I find any negative statement about People of Color to be abhorrent.

Stuart McGill said that smiling and not being focused fucks you out of entire tightness and is very counterproductive for strength athletes

guess what the girl will do to you ion gym

they don't look like implants in the slightest, prob just a training bra. you can see them jiggle each step

>implying /pol/cucks have careers and social lives

she looks ugly as fuck but she's got a fat arse so all you virgins will fawn over her

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>tfw her face is my favorite part of her and her ass is my least favorite

your taste is shit backwards

>Studies have shown
kill you're self

>Man with this long beard
Shave yourself sissy.

>mulattas
>black
>being this dense

She is mulatta, not mestizo nor black, you idiot

No she's not you fucking moron, both her parents are mestizo. No black or white.

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your*
teehee i made everything better now :DDD

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There is nothing amerindian in her features, you dumb retard, are you really implying that someone with natural afro hair, big lips, big ass and no visible slanted eyes is mestizo? seriously fuck off, you probably also think her bf is white you deluded fuckboy.

THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

Thank you back-snap gigantopithecus

wow that beard is awful.

>THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

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She's a coloured from South Africa.

i dont know but i dislike this dude

he has that "im so special, im mixed nigger, everybody look at me" face

>he thinks the thread thats currently up is the first gorilla fight meme

Where were you when you realised its summer?

Mirin the dude's beard more then his girl tho, no homo.

>he has that "im so special, im mixed nigger, everybody look at me" face
that projection

Coloured is another way to call a mulatto.

Lol. if you really are dominican, you should know better that his pheno is not uncommon among dominicans.

ayo hol up

mixed blacks think they are better than other blacks?

They think lightskins are more handsome and get more pussy then darkskins.

Fake tits and ass

>t. haitian rape baby

so what must they think of non-blacks?

white people are the devil and responsible for the plight of all blakcs

100% genuine african thiccness

Never did i imply that, i don't know where you got this from, but yes, they objectively are better, why are you so amazed?

And no, is not only about lightskin, mulattoes usually have better hair(less frizzy),more refined features and higher IQ oh and the women can actually be hot with a cute face.

not sure about the tits,but that ass is pretty fake.

I know non-blacks who had bigger asses in high school. are you a gook or what

Veeky Forums I need some expertise. I had sex with a girl last Thursday and she seemed down to do it again. But I've been pushing pretty hard for repeat the past two days and I'm worried she's not interested now. How should I play this?

>but that ass is pretty fake.
No, learn how to spot a fake ass, you manchild.

thick and so weak, damn fat ass

Being this new

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ITT: some fat, insecure, racist little bitch who can't stand the fact that he secretly finds a black woman to be hot.

trivia of the day: the VAST majority of racism stems from STRONG sexual insecurity due to not wanting to compete with other races. let's just use white and black as an example.

ever notice how black hating white dudes can't STAND BM/WW couples, but they don't give a shit about BW/WM couples? ever notice how often you see "i may not like niggers, but i would gladly BLEACH that negress" type comments?

the opposite is true, too. show a BW/WM couple to a white hating black dude and he'll start to bitch about how much of a 'bed wench' she is, but the second a fine ass white woman shows up, he can barely keep his shit together?

bingo. the more you know.

>letting your girl be so weak she cant rep 30kg unnasisted
disgusting

winner winner chicken dinner.

>that projection
what do you mean?
>pheno is not uncommon among dominicans.
like?
nope

if she lost a little bit of fat she would be fucking perfect
>tfw ill never have a thicc aryan grill