Tfw came in my sleep

>tfw low test

kek

This is pretty good bait

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AHAHAHA

>tfw not even doing nofap
>just masturbated yesterday morning
>tonight
>have a dream where i was taking a test or something and wasn't gonna finish
>cum in dream
>wake up
>cum in boxers

luckily since i had just masturbated that day there wasn't a lot but it was terrible

i swear nofap isnt worth doing just for the wet dreams alone.

>had my first sex dream in years last night
>tried to cum in the dream and couldn't

We've reached peak shitposting, onto next thread

When I was in the army (most guys in Finland are conscripted) I masturbated in my sleep every night for some reason. Maybe I still do, I don't know.

When we first arrived, someone from my room said during the day that someone was fapping in the night, and I joined my comrades in laughter, oblivious to my nightly auto-orgies. A couple of days later one guy said that the perpetrator was definitely on that side of the room on a top bunk. The number of possible suspects grew smaller. I think we might've even made a deal that no-one is to tug one out in our living quarters; the bathroom is a fitting place for such activities, should the need arise.

As the days passed, my brothers-in-arms came to the conclusion that I was the perverted debauchee disturbing their sleep. I denied it, as I had never done such a thing - not consciously at least, as I later found out. However, with time I had to accept that every night after the sun had set and everyone had gone to bed, I began a carnal jubilee whilst still asleep. I also was told that one night nearly all of the other guys in the room were standing next to my bunk and silently laughing, as they beheld the lewd movement of the blanket and the fleshy sounds of my heat, both of which were obviously pretty funny.

I also grinded my teeth a lot. Once one guy threw a shoe at me in the night, because he was kept awake by my constant fapping and grinding of teeth, both of which were quite loud, I was told.

Still, I have only once come in my sleep, and that wasn't (luckily) in the army. I had a dream about sex, and when I came in my dream, I also came in real life. I've had plenty of dreams where I reach orgasm, but only once have I actually ejaculated.

But no, OP, you haven't failed nofap, if you haven't masturbated while awake. I'm on nofap myself, but I still might fap every night in my sleep; I have no way of knowing.

No, wet dreams are okay since they can't be controlled. As long as you don't fap out of boredom or something you're still good in nofap.

I touched myself and then I touched your mom last night if you catch my drift

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Happens to me in absolutely every sex dream I've ever had. Most of the time I never even make it to actual sex. Fucking disappointing.

Stop jerking off and you'll but in real life aka wet dream

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Kek

>How do we get user to suck our dicks without waking him?

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Savage af

Status:
[_] Not rekt
[X] REKT

Delete this please

Set up one of those camera to see if it's actually a ghost.

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yeah ok #rekd and all, but now that you mention it that's actually a good point

when you have a wet dream, do you come from the friction of your dick rubbing against the sheets or something? because if not, that proves you can come without any physical contact! I bet you could train yourself to do it awake if you had the discipline. imagine the possibilities

Was about to relapse after 9 days to this thick Jewish instagram whore till I see this

I fucking hates kikes

calm down there Ahmad

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>tfw last night you came so hard in your sleep that you couldn't believe how good it felt and you were thinking about it all morning

It must be really something when you do it inside someone who loves you more than anyone on earth

>tfw my wet dream was of me watching porn

>having sex for the first time in life
>we both cum at the same time
>wake up

But what's the point when you don't even get to pretend to have a blurry, smudged interpersonal connection that doesn't feel like anything human before you nut your pants?

lol kikes cant help but show when they're offended

one day what Hitler started will be finished ya jew bastard

It is possible to do so mentally w/o any physical stimulation. But I'm not a guy, so dunno if it works differently for you guys.

ULTRA!

ULTRA!

ULTRA!

I can do it without physical contact, going to tonight because its been about a week. Takes about at least 20-40 minutes to get to the point where I'm turned on enough to make it happen.

Focus on your kegels, duration and making it throb and bounce. Once you can make it bounce enough that it can move clockwise or counterclockwise, you're close. Reverse kegels were the key to me figuring it out. Just keep in mind what you're doing when you jack off with your hand as far as any kegels are concerned...
Meditation might also be key
>Good Luck

>if not, that proves you can come without any physical contact!
Were you not here for the hypnotic erotic threads?