How do I increase height?

I'm currently 5'6 and eighteen and would like to be about 6'3 by the end of the year
how can I achieve this?

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Go back in time and get your younger self to start taking HGH

Buy a pair of stilts

You can't do it. There is no way to accomplish this goal. You are going to be 5'6 forever.

The only thing you can do is accept it and don't become massively insecure and butthurt about it.

>grow grow grow

Limb lengthening surgery can give you 2-3 inches but it is literally torture, costs a shitton of money and you never regain 100% athletisicm

Dont be unrealistic; manlets will always live with turmoil

If your mom and dad fed you properly while you were a kid, maybe you'd be a normal person and not a fucking dwarf.
I ate pretty much nothing but fish, meat and olive oil for the first 7 years of my life, since my father was a deep sea fisher, spear gun shit. We were just traveling around europe and the adriatic for 7 years and now im 6'4 with very strong bones, joints and a nice tan. And unlike most "men" nowadays who eat estrogen filled shit and look like numale cucks i actually look like a man and not a little bitch.

You are what you eat.

Obvious bait but

>What is endocrinology

shoo shoo you big stinky bitch punk ass liar

is this you?

How tall are your parents? If they are the same size as you, you ain't growing.

Depends on how tall your parents are
parenting.com/height-calculator
This is pretty accurate, both of my parents were 5'5 and I ended up being 5'8 which is what the site says too.

bump

>grow grow grow

noice

Take l arginine before you sleep. It promotes growth.

Stand in the Middle of your room and close your eyes.
Whisper: Grow! Grow!

At least x2 a day!

I second this.

Guys, I'm 20 and around 6'1. Can I make it to 6'2 or did I stop growing?

My 4'10 mother cursed my genes forever.

just put on some some inches what's the big deal

/thread

have a (you)
shoulda said whisper

Not in my case tho, my parents are 5'9 and 5'3, i ended up being 5'11 instead of 5'8.5

>the year of our Lord, 2017
>not doing daily growing exercises
never gonnna make it

>Mom is 5'4 dad is 5'7-5'8
>Site says I should be 5'8.5
>tfw 5'10
Can't complain honestly

>tfw estimated to be 6'
>5'10 at 23 instead

Hurts just a little senpai

The most you can achieve is 5'8 by increasing the distance between vertebrae. It's the reason why astronauts are taler when they come back to earth.
That or leg lengthening surgery.

Site says I should be 5'6".
I'm 6'0".

>isn't trunks only 5'5"

> lay down and rot if you are < 6'2
Legit desu

has anybody tried LSJL? sounds like a meme to me
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Says i should be 6'0,5. I am exactly that hight. pretty good man

>mother is 5'4
>father is 5'11
>says I should be 5'10
>I'm 5'6

Surely there are other ways than going into fucking outer space to achieve this, right?

I'm exactly the same, feels better to know I'm not completely alone on this shit ride

>three older brothers that are 5'6 almost 5'7
>barely 5'5
its eating at me daily

Why the hell would you waste those manlet gainz? Start lifting you bitch.

Step one, go to home depot or ace hardware,
Step two, look around for a stepping stool
Step three, bring that stepping stool where ever you go so that you can be a big boy too.
>:)

>i should be 5'8.5
>5'8

ok..i guess

>Mom: 5'3"
>Dad: 5'8"
According to the site I should be 5'8".
I'm 6'1".

I'm gonna break my legs

Related to the op, I'm 5'8 and 18 and about 80% sure I'm going through a growth spurt, I think i grew about half an inch and my knees have been hurting like they did when i grew when I was 13-14. What can I do to get the most out of this?

alternatively you could just glue your feet to a segway and then you'd always be ~8-12 inches taller and it even transports you places

>isn't Trunks only 5'5
Holy fuck my sides.

Sleep as much as you can even if it's 12 hours a day everyone can fuck off if they tell you not to sleep
get your fish oils and vitamins

>tfw slept 6-7 hours a day in my teens cause i hated sleeping and had school
>i didn't eat much and when i did i ate like shit, mostly carbs and processed garbage
>there were probably some days where my protein intake didn't pass 10g
>end up 5'8 at 22
This is your chance user, don't do my mistakes

Inversion
Lot's of milk (calcium plus it spikes HGH), sleep, and MK-677. As user said don't forget vitamins

>site says I'll be 5'4.5
>I'm actually 5'4.5
impressive

The milkman.

>mom 5'2
>father 5'7
>estimated 5'7
>I'm 5'6
I guess it works.

>6'3
fuck I just want to be 6'6

is there anything I can do?

HGH while your growth plates are still open/teen years or bone lengthening surgery.

you're done forever, manlet

>says I should be 5'9
>am 5'8

I-I didn't want that extra inch anyways!

My advice is to become gay. Drink water from sources you know to house large frog populations. There are height queens of course, but on the whole height is not a significant factor in finding a partner.

Gay manlet benefits include:
Being carried by your bf/thrown onto bed
Topping your much larger bf (a fetish for some)
Bottoming for your larger bf (a fetish for some)
Better height for giving bjs
At height with his armpit is great (a fetish for some)

You are all manlets nobody is going to tell the difference

>mom 5'9
>dad 5'10
>im 6'4

site said i shouldve been 6'0 i wonder if the mailman is tall

till what age did you guys grow? How much height did you gain after highschool?

Kill yourself and try to reincarnate as a taller human

>dad 5'6
>mom 5'7
>should be 5'9
>I'm 6'

Feels pretty good

to all the idiots who differ drastically from the estimated height, realize that unless your parents were just as well nourished as you they may not have hit their potential

Here's your future.

>5'3" mother
>father was apparently 6'4", don't know, never met him
>tells me my height is supposed to be 6'0"
>I'm 6'5"

I fought the law and I won.

take hgh if ur 18 u probably have another 6-12 months of growth so take a fuckton of it and youll grow maybe 4-8 more inches

my dad is 6'1, mum is 5'6, turn out to be 5'7. lol kms

I wish I was short :c

are you me?

>wants to gain 9 inches
>they will never learn

You grow slightly until you're about 25. You can maybe gain 1 more inch but that's it.

>mom 4.11
>dad 5.7
>me 5.11
>brother with klinefelter 6.5

kek

>mom is 5'11
>dad is 6'2
Site says I should be 6'3 but I'm 6'4 so close enough

>dad 6'0
>mom 5'7
>I'm 6'2 instead of 6'0

>exact same parents
>turned out 6'2"
neato burrito

how do I get shorter

this wont even help

lionel messi took HGH as a child for a disease and he's still 5'7

embrace the comfy size OP, the sooner you do the more at peace you will be

t.a fellow perfect sized manlet who fits into door ways just fine

i slept 5 hours and ended up 6'3
neither of my parents are even above average height
life is funny sometimes

Who is chick on the right?

>not knowing your own father
>winning

hmmmmm

dude his predicted height was 5'2 without the hgh

>mom 5'4
>dad 5'6
>calculator says 5'75''
>mfw I'm 6'0 blank

>mom is 5'3"
>dad is 4'11"
>should be 5'3.5"
>I'm 5'7"
Honestly don't know how to feel

Nice, jamal

>Mom-5'8
>Dad-6'4
>Me-projected to be 6'2.5
I'm 5'10

>mom 5'8
>dad 6'4
>says I should be 6'2
>tfw 5'10

Wtf didn't read thread before posting, are you me?

Go see a Dr and see if your growth plates have fused. If not eat like a mother fucker.

If they have then work on other gains and probably gtfo off of here bc these bitter autists love nothing more than making people feel like shit about things they have no control over.

mom 5'5
dad 5'5
Me 6'5

>"""dad 5'5"""

>dad 5'5
>"dad"
are you sure your dad isn't a fe(male)?

>Mom
5'0

>Dad
5'5.5

>Me
5'5

fuck

>younger brother bigger than me
genetics! I'm coming for you!

There is really no way to calculate it.

If both parents are tall, 99% the kid will be tall.

If both parents are short 99% the kid will be short.

If one is tall and one is short, the kid can be anything.

>parenting.com/height-calculator
>Mom 5'5
>Dad 5'9
>Projected height 5'9.5
>Real height 5'11.5

SUCK IT SCIENCE!

same

its pretty possible if your parents didn't get good diets when young they never grew to full natural height

Without that Messi would have been even shorter. And dead.

big red?

I honestly feel so bad for short men, a few months ago I overheard a classmate talking with her friends about leaving her boyfriend because he's 5,8. Keep in mind this chick is a fucking hideous ache covered whale, and she was honestly considering doing that. I don't know how you manlets do it.

mom 5`7
dad 5`11
The site told me I would be 5`11.5
I am 5`6

platform shoes

...

you can't break your legs