ITT: Stories of black people at the gym

Because I said so. Fuck off my board, normie.

Because manlets wont riot and destroy their own communities if they get pissed off

>being a literal subhuman

>pressing 97k
>some black guy asks to work in
>just assumes he is stronger than me and starts chatting shit
>takes the bar off the rack and tries to press it
>obviously he cant do it
>hits himself in the mouth with it all falls over
>walks off like a tough guy and leaves me to clean up his mess

fuck niggers

WE

>be doing barbell rows with gf
>black guy comes up to me and tells me I'm doing it wrong
>proceeds to do a Yates row

Basically tried to show me up in front of my gf, she hates black guys though.

>be lifting
>see nigger walk into gym
>he goes to the front desk to sign up for a membership
>he's literally wearing jeans and a tank top
>finishes signing up
>starts lifting
>clearly has no plan, goes straight from preachers to leg press
>I'm on the pec deck doing chest flyes while he's on leg press
>finish with flyes and go to hammer strength press
>nog walks over, stares at the pec deck for a solid 30 seconds
>turns to me and points at the pec deck
>"ayo"
>wut
>"ayo you was on deez sets?"
>no i'm done
>"aight its chill"
>does 2 sets of flyes and then leaves the gym

holy shit i thought "ayo hol up" was just a meme
>

i fucking hate fucks who tell me that im rowing incorrectly and i should their be doing their stupid ass yates bullshit
motherfucker this is called a pendlay row, get the fuck out of my sight before i start rowing your out cold body

did you let him use your bar and demonstrate the lift?
fucking beta kek

...

Short torso/long legs is the most aeathetic combination

Quit being a racist piece of shit, the world is shitty enough without assholes like you making it worse. Now fuck the fuck off.

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>go into bathroom
>black guy there
>asks for a favor
>yeah whatever
>can you hold this phone while I flex
>okay sure
>he does this for a solid 15 mins
>tells me I didn't record it right so I do it again
what did he mean by this

>calling others normies
>defending nig nogs

Shoo shoo

*seconds

how the fuck is Veeky Forums so beta jesus christ

What gym do you go to? Blacks are chill as fuck working out.

Pajeets are unbearable.

t. beta cuck

nigger detected

Hey he was a nice guy tho

>black
>people

The only ones I have in my gym lift by themselves

What a faggot

White people smell like pic related

Kek, niggers are so fucking sensitive.

Shut up, Philbert.

FPBP

You can't fool me, Rajesh

>have the perfect genes for lifting
Yeah all those powerlifting competitions are dominated by niggers.

>low IQ nigger
>not being fooled

pick one dayquan

What's funny is that no one has ever been named Philbert but niggers actually do name their kids shit like Darealist and Delashandria

>Poo eating monkey
>Not outing himself

Foiled again, Sanjay

desu im hard

>>Not outing himself

Sorry I don't speak nigger. What did Marquis mean by this?

Why do blacks smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

>four years ago
>move to a new house
>neighbor is a pretty chill black stoner
>neighbor has a cousin. Always on a bike
>tall as fuck but skeleton mode
>few months later see neighbor's cousin while jogging
>say "what's up?"
>gets off his bike
"WHATS UP LITTLE NIGGA. U LUCKY U KNOW MY COUSIN OR I WOULD KICK YO' ASS
>gets on his bike and leaves
>every few months I see the cousin again
>threatens me everytime and then gets on his bike.
>just laugh it off.
>few months ago
>Join local Planet Fitness again cause I don't want to be a fat fuck for another year.
>See cousin again.
>Talking to some chick
>Makes eye contact with me.
>Starts following me in.
>okay.jpg
>20 minutes into cardio
>Black guy keeps staring at me from across the room
>head to bathroom to take a shit
>realize I forgot my phone on the treadmill
>pull an 180
>black guy is two feet away from
>nod at him
>He starts walking back and forth, hyperventilating like some autistic Ethiopian kid.
>just walk away.
>he does this fucking everytime I see him
>follows me into the showers
>nigga doesn't even work or shower.

I cringe every time I see his fucking bike outside the gym.

I forgot that your type can't read. Forgive me, Mr. Vishvanam

>manlets
It's really not "OK." It's more acceptable than making fun of black people though because manlets aren't an historically subjugated race like black people. So it's just unkind. But it generally won't get you fired or ostracized or whatever like making fun of black people.

>dyels
It's OK to make fun of them, but it also discourages them from lifting, which would seem to defeat the purpose of making fun of them.

>fat people
It's OK to make fun of them, but it's mean, and in some cases it's not their fault. In most cases it is, but in some it's not. So why make fun of someone if you can't be sure it's not a choice they've made? That's just mean and makes society a worse for everyone (note that none of this applies to that HAES bullshit--mock those people all you want).

>blacks get special rights over other people

Whatever you say, Eugene.

>make eye contact with a fit black man at the gym
>look down and quiver

H-hes just a d-dirty nigger anyways, i wouldnt want him

>anyone ever hitting on anything that has a vagina in the gym

>Donald had just won the night before
>hear breathing behind me
>"Are you ready to die?"
>stop washing my hands and slowly look up into the mirror
>black guy is smiling at me
>reply with "Uh no, I don't think so"
>proceeds with "What if you were to die right now? Would you be ok with that?"
>starts talking about Jesus...

>black guy comes up to me at the gym while I'm benching
>asks if he can work in
>sure
>we both finish our workouts
>I go onto my next workout

FUCKING GAMESTOP

I dont understand, i listen to advice once. If its bad i dont take advice from them anymore. Why butthurt about advice, who cares. Sensitive fuck.

stop giving unsolicited advice no one asked for your manletass opinion

Fuck no. I live in multi cultural place.

Afgans are chill n nice, asias too, whites too, blacks that are alone yes but the ones in groups are dyel and degenerate. Shouting in gym, lifting piss, staring at me untill i stare them down.

They are worse than indians and that's saying something...

Serious question: why do they smell? Is showering not a big thing? No other race of people smell so bad at the gym.

>Be Canadian
>Live in area that has a very sizable population of black Caribbean immigrants
>Everyone in my gym is polite and courteous, regardless of race
>No noticeable difference in behaviour between people of different ethnicities as long as they aren't South Asian
>Most annoying people are older (55+) white guys in the locker room, but only because they insist on changing 20 feet away from each other and screaming to each other as they talk, almost always about sports

God fucking lift u pathetic cunt.

No nigger talks shit to me cause its too much of a risk in me hurting them. Get muscle n he wont talk shit.

If some nigger ever said that to me id break his bones.

Hahahaha pathetic fuck, i give 0 advice unless im asked. I get given advice the rare occasions but i dont get butthurt like beta males such as yourself.

Fucking kek cuck

No, my gym is a favorite spot for local cops to congregate and work out.

>Be Canadian

> my board

well fuck didn't know you paid for servers

or anything else for that matter

Soon

>fat black guy in the gym most days
>does weightlifting supersetted with jump ropes
>always does his jump ropes in the busiest parts of the gym
>pretty much turns the hallway to the water fountain into a no-go zone because he jump ropes the the whole width of the hallway
>he could just go to the end of the hallway to do it but no
>always has a bandage on his forearm like he gave blood or something

>how the fuck is Veeky Forums so beta

first day here I see

Do whites really just glare at you the entire time you workout if you're a nig like this?

I go to a nice gym so all the black guys are from the talented tenth.

Sucks to be you OP

Yes, and they always do it with a worried look on their face. It's actually quite funny.

fpbp

get check'd op

They watch out for their phones.

Black people are 100× better than indians. Ive never had a bad experinece with a black man or woman at the gym

There's a common thought amongst nigs that washing your asshole (as in, scrubbing between the cheeks) is gay. So instead of actually cleaning their ass, they just let the water from the shower rinse it. They may also shower less because blacks often have to worry about their skin drying out, so not showering would prevent stripping their bodies of those oils.

kekd and checked

>All this "muh historically oppressed peoples" shit
>fat people: in some cases it's not their fault
>Arthur reaction image
Would you please kindly fuck back off to tumblr?

What are you talking about? No other black person that I've met has ever thought this. It's common for other races to smell and look differently to each other than their own.

is this your first day on Veeky Forums?

>waiting for preacher curl station
>there's a pajeet and a white guy at the curl stations
>look a little closer
>the pajeet is using 5 lbs dumbbells
>mfw
what the fuck do you gain from curling with 5 lbs dumbbells? you might as well just preacher curl a feather.

Most sports are though

Niggers lift in groups. Black people lift alone.

Newfag

It's alright to admit it, Tyrone

>group of black guys walk in
>all yelling for no reason
>nobody makes a joke but they all keep laughing
>give the toughest and meanest look they can manage at anyone else
>do every single bicep curl variation they can think of
>dumbbell, barbell, curl bar, cable, preacher, machine preacher, plate, etc.
>never do more than 15lbs

Other way around, every time there's some nigger staring someone down.

>go to gym
>see a black guy
>do my workout like normal
>that's it.

>high school
>finish weight training period
>just sitting down with my earbuds in
>black guy comes up to me
>says something, can't hear it
>take earbuds out
>"What's up?"
>"Ayo you stray bruh?"
>Oh shit
>This is like those stories where user can't understand ebonics and gets his ass kicked
>"What?"
>"Yo, you stray or wuh?"
>"Dude, I don't understand what you're saying."
>"Ay may qwi playi"
>"What?"
>He's getting pissed at this point, starts punching his palm and sucking his teeth
>That's when I see his friend standing behind him
>They both have the typical 'disgruntled urban youth' look but the friend is giving me the strongest "Man I'm sorry I don't know what's going on with him" look I've ever seen
>Ask him if there's anything he wanted
>"Bruh qwi fuckin wit me"
>"What the fuck are you talking about?"
>Keeps punching his own palm
>"Bruh you trynna get yo heh bussed?"
>"Are you saying you want to fight me?"
>Just nods, doesn't actually get closer to me or anything, keeps standing there
>"Dude, why?"
>Sucks his teeth some more
>Friend is shrugging like "Fuck man I don't even know"
>Guy starts stepping up to me
>Teacher intervenes
>"Ay bruh you lucky he holdin me back bruh"
>"Okay...?"

Uneventful but nonetheless confusing

>using shitty as an adjective for everything

fuck off tumblr

1.
> bulk up senior year
> short negro lowerclassmen asks me why Im not playing football
> always tells all his junior varsity buddies how buff I am
That kid was alright
2.
> pissing in the bathroom freshman year
> black kid who plays intramural basketball tells me I should join a team
I was awkward so I just thanked him for the compliment but it was nice.
3.
> in school weightroom
> doing squats
> turbo manlet negro with white lesbian parents asks to work in
> fine
> he starts doing calf raises
> falls backward
> hits safety bars
> crumples to the floor
That was a good memory. 3 years later he tried to tell me he could squat 405 (my PR) even though my friend saw him earlier that day struggling to quarter squat 225.
this is good bait