Why do majority of posters on this board remind me of Private Pyle more than anything?

Why do majority of posters on this board remind me of Private Pyle more than anything?

This is my deadlift, these are my curls.
One is for function the other's for girls.

Private Dyel!
Were you born a basketball short wearing, unaesthetic, puke piece of shit curlbro, or did you have to work on it?

How tall are you Private Dyel?
>F-Fi
Holy shit private dyel I didn't know 'men' could be so short

Seven... Six... Two... millimetre
Full metal jacket

Some of you are alright. Don't come to planet fitness tomorrow.

>How tall are you private?!
>Five foot nine sir!
>Five foot nine?! I didn't know they stacked shit that low.

Where in the hell do you train, private Dyel?
Sir! Crossfit, Sir!
Holy dog shit, Crossfit! Only steers and queers practice Crossfit, private Dyel! And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Private Pyle is the embodiment of /pol/.

>Some of you are alright. Don't come to planet fitness tomorrow.

You couldn't be any more wrong.
Animal Mother is /pol/.
Pyle is the bluepilled masses.
Joker walks the path towards the redpill.

>fat social reject who loves guns becomes angry and bitter then lashes out at people
>not /pol/

Top kek

That's pretty badass

>implying those aren't inherent traits of /leftypol/.
There's that projection that is common amongst them as well.

Doesn't matter if they're left or right wing. /pol/ is literally a breeding ground for aspies turned mass shooters like Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger.

Do you actually believe /pol/ is as alpha as they they say they are? You are literally a delusional redditor if you haven't realized the vast majority of /pol/ are a bunch of LARPing NEETs.

/pol/ is good for laughs. No one should ever take it seriously

If you made that up that's actually pretty good

What this guy says. It's fucking hilarious the things they say and do. I laughed so much when the HWNDU was on going

That's /r9k/

because I'm fat and autistic?

>Why do majority of posters on this board remind me of Private Pyle more than anything?
Raised by single mother's in a world they know implicitly will never value them because a. they don't know how to become valuable b. they don't know how to demonstrate their value given c. there are so few ways for them to demonstrate their value. So they become resentful and end up just fantasising about having self-evidently awesome power whilst masturbating to tentacle porn on a mongolian goat trading forum

Because they'll never make it

>So they become resentful and end up just fantasising about having self-evidently awesome power whilst masturbating to tentacle porn on a mongolian goat trading forum
And lift, in Veeky Forumss case

kekked

tbqh the stereotypes are indeed true.

by far Veeky Forums has the highest concentration of brainlets, I suppose being Veeky Forums is something anyone with basic brainstem functions can achieve with hardwork and time.

>fat

I think you mean blacks

Sounds like Sanders voters

OP is from a world of shit

lelelelel