So user, with all those muscles you must have a hot girlfriend by now, right?

>so user, with all those muscles you must have a hot girlfriend by now, right?

yeah. thanks for asking. Do you have a chad bodyfriend yet?

Ahhaa, no I don't right now, but I'm taking in new applications so should put in a resume and see if *flexs a very visible cep*, meet the requirements ;)

You offering?

why ask this troll thread here? pretty much this entire board either has, or recently has had, a girlfriend

yes.. recently has had gf.. yeah

>"Wait, how did I get to this table of high school girls?!"
>"I think I've been drugged!!"

>*teleports behind girls*
>Wew that was close.
Never revival your power level.

yeah, nothing official thou'

who's got the next round?

Has anyone seriously been in such a situation before?

I have. Checked out a local fitness club, and a bunch of people went to a bar after the day's workout. I responded with , and they gave me a coy "Maybe". They then asked me what my hobbies are. My hobbies are literally just video games and lifting, so I sputtered something out, and none of them talked to me for the rest of the night.

Hahahhaha what a fucking loser

You literally could have made shit up

I did make shit up. But I sputtered when doing it.

>"No, but I have a kawaii 2D anime waifu. Want to see a picture of her?"

>You literally could have made shit up
this is what i do everytime

lie about everything, because i have the general knowledge to shittalk about anything

I guess it's better than saying you fap to anime all day

Hahahahaha what a fucking loser

>girlfriend
>woman
>voluntarily fucking such weak and effeminate beings

I'm MGTOWWOM thank you very much

Thanks friend :)

No problem, learn how to lie cocksucker

Go join a dance on teaching nights... like I go to salsa dancing nights every Thursday.. you'll be rolling in pussy

Already tried. It's a small town, with only one dance studio. I checked out their teaching night, and they only do line dancing, and nobody was younger than the Cryptkeeper.

Turned 360 degrees and walked away.

>goes to local dance studio

LOL

Go to the city dude nobody visits local places besides old women

Well, dubs of wisdom. Guess I gotta make the 2 hour drive.

Move out of your parents' basement then?

"Nah, noones been fun enough to keep around. You offering?"

This is true.

Working on it.

Back when they were just release day threads, not a general. Good times.

Y-Yeah wh-h-ich one of you i-i-s it gonna be, h-heh...

>Checked out a local fitness club, and a bunch of people went to a bar after the day's workout.

Things that literally never fucking happened.

It's run by a bunch of people from Herbalife. Literally just them trying to get a bunch of fat people to lose weight, failing at it, but charging the hogs a fuckload of money to do it. At the end of the workout, the trainers went to a bar, and invited me, probably to try and induct me into their cult. Spilling my spaghetti may have saved my soul.

>Implying I'd ever cheat on my waifu with some flabby 3DPD sluts

My gains may be in 3D but my love is strictly 2D.

Y-you too

>the one second from the right

I don't like white girls but I think she might have been made for me to say this sentence about, god damn

>tfw Chinese manager lady at teriyaki shop calls you Popeye and asks if you have an Olive
FeelsBadMan

No
I'm not really looking.
Mainly because I don't think I can share my heart that easily.
I do have a lot of fuckbuddies who can deep throat 9 inches or can handle me going balls deep though, so that's cool.

Cringe-and-edge-lord of the week, everyone

>this again

Sage in every field

Did I trigger you that hard?