June 12 2017

>2007 was 10 years ago
>10 years from now at 2027 I'll be 35 years old

kill me fit

>june 12 2017
>still a fat piece of shit
>can't exercise because of very busy school schedule
>working hard for almost a year
>one of my main exams was yesterday and I failed very badly at it
>getting into the university I wanted is probably impossible

Life is hard man.I feel like every dream I had is now impossible to achieve.But I will try my best to lose weight and improve myself.I dont want to be a fat,introvert,anxious piece of shit anymore

>can't exercise because of busy schedule

>but I have enough time to post on Veeky Forums

I should honestly kick you ass.

Huh that made me think.

>girls born in 2005 are almost 18 now
losing my mental sanity by the day, no social contact except the dog

>tfw reminisce about the 90s by watching people reminisce about the 70s

math is hard huh

kek

>Girls that were born in 1999 are now doing porn

fark it feels like 3 years. holy shit

How long has it been since you guys finished high school? Do you still see people you went to school with?

I've noticed that a lot of my friends I went to school with are finishing up with their degrees, starting their new careers, getting married, having kids, buying homes, and going on vacation.

And I'm just here working a shit job and shit posting on here.

Why didn't you go to college?

>2003 was 32 years ago...where did it all go user?

>My birthday today
>Spend entire day alone in my room because I have an anatomy exam in

>tfw I'll be 43

Enjoy your youth it will be gone in a flash

college is a scam

I graduated high school 15 years ago and I don't give a fuck what anyone is doing from high school.

Aside from my brother there is only one person from high school who I would even care if they died.

Ok, so what kind of job did you want and why didn't you get it?

It's ok. The Race War is coming soon, and one of us anons will be the next Hitler.

I did. I was there for 5 years, but then dropped out because I was depressed, hated my major and I felt like I was never going to do well. I'm a junior, so I guess if I ever go back, it would probably only take me a few semesters to finish.

What major?

Took me 8 years to finish for similar reasons. I hated all my majors and would change frequently. Grades were never a huge issue.

Anyways I graduated when I was 27 almost 28 and now I make $70k and mostly shitpost at work.

I went from a business admin to a marketing major. I then switched again to an accounting major because accounting is safer than the other two.

I liked it at first, but desu I really can't see myself doing this in the future.

I'm an accountant

It's a terrible job with shitty coworkers and terrible soul crushing work.

However in my case I spend maybe 10 hours working a month and the rest of the time I am shitposting from my phone.

You're doing better than me, my major's useless.

>tfw in 2 weeks I'll be 21
Feelsgoodman

What do you do for a living? I'm scared that once I do pick a major and graduate, employers won't want to hire me because there will be a gap in my education and I won't have much experience.

This is me

Experience is much, much more important than education. Start getting internships. Right now.

Well, I think life is maybe a bit more malleable than we may think. You aren't necessarily locked into your past choices. But still, you'll probably choose a better major than mine.

My 26th birthday was exactly one month ago... It feels like it's been a week maybe. Still no gf... Maybe I should just sky dive with no parachute.

I've been applying to pretty everywhere now. I'm trying to get a simple office job, but no one will hire me even though the requirements are very minimal.

I'm tired of working at my current job. I feel like I will work as a server for the rest of my life. A lot of my coworkers are fine with working here, but I'm not. Theyall joke about how working here is pretty muck like being on Veeky Forums (you're here 4ever).

fucking sucks

>2035 is 18 YEARS AWAY

this tbqh
>sitting in your self driving electric car wondering how the fuck another 10 years flew by

It's almost the 13th here and I'm not even halfway done with Breath of the Wild. I was supposed to finish it months ago.

Damn this is reassuring. There's still hope for me

Someone wasn't very social

>still no gf

What have you done to get one?

Im at medical school in my final year and I still go to the gym 4 times a week, run twice and still maintain a good social life and have hobbies.

You're a pathetic failure

me too

What the fuck dude my youngest sister was born in 1999

Then why are you envious of people going to college?

>one of us anons will be the next Hitler.
I shudder to think what would happen if a /pol/ack got absolute political power

i feel u senpai

originalissimo

i haven't gone to college yet/don't really plan to, i'm not envious, my parents are flat broke so i could go for free but it's not really my thing, i'm probably too stupid for college anyways.

>the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago.

we know

Look it, you colossal, heaving candyass
Don't let people lie to you. College is easy as fuck. I work full time and am on the dean's list for straight As. And lift hard. And am learning several languages to pass the time. Almost forgot, I have a family to take care of as well. College is not hard. people just lie and are lazy. Literally pick any major. None of them require above 50% effort. I shot heroin for a decade. you don't even have an excuse.

>I shudder to think what would happen if a /pol/ack got absolute political power

It would be glorious

A new age of man would dawn

I'm graduating in 4 days, it feels surreal in a way.

>STEM
>50% effort

I'm already 22, where the fuck did my teenage years go?

22 was literally a few hours ago. Somehow I'm 25 now

>there are girls born in the 2000 who will be porn stars and strippers in 2018.

It makes me both happy and depressed at the same time.

>25

It gets blurrier from there.

I'm 29 going on 30 in September and I still remember all 4 years of college like it was yesterday.

If it wasn't for the fact that my face looks 4-5 years younger than I really am and I lift, I'd be heading into a mid-life crisis and spiral into some type of serious depression.

This thread is getting depressing
>t. the 22 year old guy

>accepted into dream schools masters in the science of finance program
>plan to become a finance professor at my dream school is coming together beautifully
>no gf since 2015

Especially stem you pretentious ass.

Oh god. This. THIS

i can't speak for the rest of STEM but chemical engineering was easy AF
>tfw idiot premed kids complain about orgo
lmao

>18
Still savoring these good ol' days but I have no intention of living anything else. I'm starting a bike tour somewhere around November this year and that'll pretty much be my life.

If you believe that the future is always better (due to advancements in science, technology, living standards, etc.) then wouldn't it be ethical to make sure to have your child as late in life as possible?

E.g. having a child at 18 is a dick move because that child might not get to explore space, but if you wait until the 2100s (even if you have to resort to artificial insemination by this point), then you're increasing his likelihood (just by being born as far into the future as possible) that your kid will grow up in a utopia where he can genetically engineer his body to become a 6'4" chad with a 8" inch dick and 1000 kg deadlift, STDs and cancer will all be cured with a pill that costs 5 cents, he can explore other planets and live in the matrix with a harem of virtual reality waifus.

>you will never go back to 2007

G-good thing I'm 25 and have plenty of gainz, a gf and my hair line

Oh wait

Listen to me nigger, I will NEVER want it to be 2017 again. Or 2016 or 2015 or whatever year post-2009. The 00's where the golden age.

Technically yes, but your chance of having the best speed your body can produce tapers down after an age, along with your test. Basically just nut in your gal once you hit natty limit

Sperm*

>tfw it will never be 2004 again so I can experience being a freshman in high school before social media began

yeah I'm 25 and I'm losing hope every day. no debt, but no degree. no hope or passion, nothing makes me feel alive.

I'm just glad the years I lived were good, but its looking bad from here on out.

meanwhile yeah friends are making 150k + and are married plus generally moving forward

welp

>girls born in 2007 are now doing porn
Heckkk

I'm 27 and used to think that way too. Everyone has a time when they catch or break or become somewhat "successful" in life. Yours is probably later than most other people. I didn't start to catch breaks until last year desu.

Also, getting married and making money are poor signs of being happy with life as success doesn't guarantee a better life. A lot of friends from high school are making $100k+/year and have kids with their spouses but are miserable for all intents and purposes. Some even envy me since they miss the freedom that comes with being a single 20-something year old.

Don't rush things and remember that a man's value goes up with time while the opposite is true for a woman. Female pussy is EXTREMELY overvalued until you reach about 30 or so when it becomes a man's market.

>tfw 20 years old and hairline is already receeding
just end me

>1996 is 43 years ago
JUST

...

thanks for ur wisdom

If it makes you feel better those $150k friends are probably succumbing to lifestyle inflation and still living paycheck to paycheck. They'll probably lose about 35% of their income to taxes, have a really expensive mortgage, buy 2 new cars, pay for their princess daughter's 2 week trip to Europe to "discover herself" while she's away from her $40k-a-year private college, and have lots of medical bills because the stress of their 60-hour-a-week white-collar job, 90-minute commute from the suburbs, and American diet gave them huge bellies and diabetes.

Nice cope LOL

He's right though.

Getting married and having kids has a high probability of killing your gains since it's non-stop stress and time away from lifting.

Only if you're a retard. Besides there's more important things than your "gains".

lel whatever makes you feel better. i'm on $120k + bonus. 25 years old about to put deposit on house. work 90hrs a week but the work is intellectually stimulating (most of the time) so it's not that bad.

>Tfw you were born in 1979 and you still haven't lost your vcard

Could be worse I guess.

Fuck man I wish I could go back.
>TFW you can not go back to 2007 and be Inna Afghanistan with your mates blowing shit up

girls smell gross 9/10 times porn is better

>there will never be rainbow sock wearing emo/scene girls on myspace/aim ever again

just get me out of here please

Happy Birthday, user!

chemical engineering is not easy. most difficult of any engineering degree, beyond bio-chemical.

shhh user there are kids on this board that want to appear smarter than anyone else on a mongolian flyfishing forum

Taking banter seriously can hurt your gains

ancient tv meme

Tfw you had so many productive plans this year but they tanked because of muh depression