What is this machine called?

Need help identifying the machine bros

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That'd be the Running in place o flex

im gonna need a video to help you out m420

I have this in my school gym, it's a sprint machine. You can set the air resistance and then sprint as many steps as you want on it. Gives your thighs a good burn. I use it to train for rugby.

What about this one?

check'd
>a weapon to surpass the metal gear

they call it the tower of power
you get on top and then your friend gets on the next level and you jack off and he catches it with his face. and you get off the top rack and get on the rack below him and he jacks off and you catch it with your face.

That is where the gym guard sits.

>not doing lifeguard tower squats
never gonna make it

I keep looking for signs of a shoop and can't find any - please, this can't be real

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you buy the hammer strength machines and they come in parts. These parts are interchangable, and if you're at least somewhat good with your hands you can play with them like legos.
>t. homegym mustard race

Leg press for monkey men

this...this...has to be 2 machines stacked....right?

see looks like a v-squat machine and parts from a row/chest press machine

why is this so fucking funny

It's called a dishwasher

if I had a gym I'd put this in it and record people who try to use it

I can see the shoulder pads and headrest, nothing else makes sense though, especially having it on a pedestal

>not having a Butt Blaster

Thank you kind sir. With this explanation. I have concluded its called the power runner

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How is this better than any other leg press? Other
than feeling like a badass taking up a shit load of space in the gym.

I have no idea, all I see when I look at it is thousands of dollars wasted on nothing,

Pretty sure this is a weighted elliptical

And this is a lifeguard tower

>not wanting to feel like you're climbing into a spaceship before you lift off with that new big PR
But look at that lockout though. Absolutely disgusting

that's fucking retarded

The diddly squat machine

For shit "dead lifts" and shit "squats"

You can deadlift the bottom portion.

It's basically worthless because you could do the same shit in a smith machine