/confessions/ general

So what autistic habits ahve you picked up since you've started lifting Veeky Forums?

>unironically check myself out in the mirror and flex my arms during sex, Patrick Bateman style

On the plus side, grills don't seem to mind me doing that.

>Lifting
>Worrying about progressive overload
>Worrying about eating the right amount of calories
>Worrying about getting enough protein
>Worrying about eating clean enough
>Posting here
I think I was a lost cause anyway, so now I just drift along

turned into a thiccfag

I shit in the gym urinal

>girl at work gives me a bagel
>she only bought two
>obviously trying to flirt
>tell her i'll eat it later because im doing IF

I snort caffeine pills.

kek

>worry about getting enough calories and protein
>worry about getting enough sleep

Grab my own ass all day

Forever feeling small and unhappy with the way I like while at the same time realising I look better and more muscular than most people.

Turning down food offered to me at work because I plan out my entire day's calories in the morning (Im 2nd shift so Ill only have a packed lunch to eat by that point).

Looking at other men to see how Veeky Forums they are. No homo.

>flexin my arm and pretend to scratch my nose when i walk beside a window or something that refletcs to see how my arms lookin.
>fixin my posture every fkin minute
>screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT" when i do something good and nobodys around me
>i check my weight every fkin day
>overthinkin about how much i can lift

Tfw im pretty autistic

I take off my shirt and flex in the training area of the gym because the lightning is best there. Basically no longer embareased to be narsistic

Alpha as fuck
Should have started a convo though

>screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT" when i do something good and nobodys around me

top kek that's actually breddy funny desu user

Touching my chest way too much

>say no to be with friends on weekdays because I need to sleep early and eat a healthy meal before bed
>never drink on weekdays anymore
>sometime catch myself talking about lifting to people who are obviously uninterested

and arms too, hell

well, lifting is always looks autistic so who cares

>wipe down everything before using it
>tfw did this with a microwave
>have shit in a sink in the locker room cause knew I could get away with it
>stiff legged form when picking things up
>have tried to tip greeter at wally world

You're not the only one bro

iktf

>I become really upset with myself if I notice I'm not eating enough to get my goal body
>More obsessed with eating protein than any of my friends
>I eat almonds at work before and after lunch