Daily reminder that the BIG guy at your local gym your mire wants to plow your tiny ass

Daily reminder that the BIG guy at your local gym your mire wants to plow your tiny ass.

How do you feel about that Veeky Forums?

Excited

I wish ...

Pls be true

If only.

pls be in berlin

Tommy Defendi bottoms a lot now.

user how do you know who Tommy Defendi is?

Im pretty sure that even desperate gay dudes dont want me

His tattoo is the crest of Berlin.

I'm truly scared for my life now.

>tfw i am the BIG guy

>you

>Mike Dozer

Is this the new thicc thread?

the biggest guys in my gym do zero cardio, accessory leg exercises, mobility/stretching

Isn't that tommy defendi?

Okay fit, kill, fuck, marry Colby Keller, Dale Cooper or Tommy Defendi.

K: Defendi F: Cooper M: Keller

I'm only mirin the fact the big guy (the owner) at my gym eats the pussy of a blonde hot as fuark (the receptionist).

>pic not related

None. Jake Bolton > those 3

stop lying to yourself. You're mirin the receptionist because she gets to fuck the big guy

K: Keller F:Defendi M:Cooper

Keller is a communist. No way I'm gonna marry that freak.

This guy reminds me of Clarence for some reason

>mobility/stretching
Time is important, friend. Big guys have places to be
>accessory leg exercises
Your legs have muscles too
>zero cardio
Fucking twinks counts as cardio