Having a bad day

>ask mom for gym membership
>gets me planet fitness membership

19 mods no ban

>got told to lift for building muscles
>spend all day driving people around
>still no gains

> forgot to eat my Bulletproof HotBread this morning. feel sluggish, tired.

> manlet pit figured out you could spawn new growth plates by snapping your legs and putting foetus embryos in it, but they only got one small foetuslet to cut up and divide between 11 of them

> group of girls being sick on the floor near the dumbells
> they see finish 5x5 without being sick ONCE
> laugh at me
> I run out, crying

no bro lyft

>forgot my vibrating stainless steel squat-plug at home
>all the ones at the gym are heavily used and have chunks missing out of them
>fail my 2nd set
How will I ever recover bros!

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>go the gym laundromat
>attendant laughs at the stains in my undies and makes a note in my file

>gym wizard's day off
>supposed to add 5 lbs. to squat
>substitute wizard doesnt know spell for gravity increase

>gym monkey won't stop humping my head mid set

suffering

Don't have autism can't post green texts in this shit thread

top kek

>need to refill my water bottle
>lady of the fountain shows up
>expects me to save the manlets and lead them to victory
What is this shit? I'm 5'10"

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> gym brapper has extra wet braps today
Gonna be a good day

kek

>Gym monkey won't let me on the monkey bars for brachiations
>Give up and walk away
>Slip in his stank banana pee

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>someone (probably that fucker Tim again) forgot to put gas in the squat machine
>doesn't want to turn over for even a single set
>they blame me for running the tank dry

i need a lawyer

>Rack Butlers' day off
>Have to rerack my own weights

That is why you don't skip leg day.

>5'10
>I DON'T BELONG HERE

oh yes you do

>wanted to do hammer curls today
>Trent Reznor didn't show up
>no 9" arms for me I guess

Lel

>lost my token for the squat gloves vending machine
>can't squat for the rest of the year

>gym templar has taken it up a notch
>been purging the saracens so all the barbells are slippery with blood
>makes us recite holy verses when repping, lest he shall see us unfit to lift and smite us like those before us

I mean, I'm a faithful catholic myself, but this faggot is just overdoing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FeYxdIZpUK4

>someone helped the gym twink and cumdumpster lift the weight he was stuck under
no more after workout sex REEEEEEE

>gym prankster pulled my shorts down while i was doing curls
>bunch of stacies saw my small dick

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Dude watch out, if you fail your next set you'll need to do after gym remedials

>forget to grease my elbows
>As I curl the pullup bar, I notice something strange
>"Oh no, my arms are stuck, and my elbow bearings are dry!"
>spaghetti starts flooding the gym
>get my lifting permit revoked
Now I go to the local manlet garage where I am tormented for being a lanklet

>Gym twink replaced by gym hunk
>His penis inspection score beats mine
>Top privileges revoked, only allowed to bottom now
>tfw had to get fucked in the ass just to get some time on the squat rack

>Last night someone broke into the gym and killed the giant gym chicken and ate it for gains
>No giant gym chicken to roost the remaining plate eggs
>Have to spend 2 hours sitting on a plate egg just to get some 45s
>New gains bird won't start until the Bulgarian beast tamers break its will with max out squats every day

>somebody stole all the miniature squat chairs
>everyone just pretends they're still there
F-fuck you guys, give them back.

>in the manlet pit

>forgot my squat plug
>gym won't let me in until I pay for new carpet

Fuck off back to /pol/

underrated