FPH thread

Always need one of these alive on the board

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I have equal contempt for all people who destroy their health and become a drain on my far too compassionate state.

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>One step at a time.
Pottery.

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thats the best burn in history

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last comment got me

>shit that didnt happen

Wew, that one was hard to read

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Please explain why your fat ass *needs* to go to a restaurant every day.

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Please be a joke. I don't think I could take it if anyone actually believes this.

what a petty betta

That's some sisscience happening here

I hate the person that wrote this so much, like an actual, burning, hatred.

>I don't think I could take it if anyone actually believes this.

have fun: youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0&t

Finally the answer I was looking for:

WHY CAN'T I LOSE WEIGHT?

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Wow, what a totally real story!

What dude

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>literally named roasty

I have a tumblr story folder just for these pics.

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holy shit this one got me. I hate when people act like badasses online when they're absolute beta in person, especially since they're fat fucks

Gee, it's almost as if only one of those vices has a vocal community dedicated to denying all empirical evidence that it's massively unhealthy...

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Any good episodes in the last season?

honestly that is dedication

I want to kill fat people.

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This is my favourite.

>Be recovering fatshit.
>Father in law notices my progress and wants to get healthy.
>Is probably only 10-15kg overweight.
>After a month he wonders why he isn't losing weight.
>He's doing his form of an "exercise" (using 5kg dumbbell weights in a step aerobics fashion).
>Ask about his diet.
>Toast for breakfast, with a coffee.
>Salad for lunch.
>Whatever his wife cooks for dinner.
>"Oh, and I snack on nuts throughout the day".
>Ask how much.
>About a pack of these (shows me roughly a cup and a half of cashews and almonds).
>His fucking face when I showed him that's nearly 2,000 kcal.
>The nutritional information was on the pack the whole fucking time.

Me too.

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I mean that's true.

It's from the truckloads of food you stuff down your fat gullet daily.

People like this are scum of the earth

KEK

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Damn socialism

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Duuude, if she was fit she'd be cute as fuck, too bad she's retarded.

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>there were times when you were allowed to make fun of fat women on TV
>these women aren't even considered very fat now

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>(trigger warning: men)
This can't be happening. This is not how I imagined future back in the 90s

That's some good revenge right there

I just want to take a moment and thank you all. It had to be a few years ago, but I saw one of these threads and it stuck with me. A few months back I decided to not be a fat fuck anymore and have since dropped from 210 to 182 and counting. These threads have been a driving factor.

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This pisses me off more than anything. The human body is amazing, designed for long distance running and recovery that champions land creatures. Yet morons think that our bodies which originally evolved to be able to literally chase after prey til it died of exhaustion can't handle getting off it's fat ass to walk on a treadmill for less than an hour a day

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>"Looks like we get to share a personal space bubble today"
>"Hope you like cuddling!"


This did legitimately trigger me. Fuck this gay earth

>over 12 carbs

That's 10 + 2 and that's terrible.

You just KNOW this is a fat, entitled black woman.

WAT

>This converts all fats salts and sugars to nutrients which are digested, meaning that added weight has no negative health effects.

No bitch bears can gain massive amounts of weight with no negative effect on their health, you're not a bear.

Fucking triggered

>It's the Rocky and Bullwinkle show!

Anyone got the one with the note saying the guy parked too close and that the lady was fat, followed by the image of how his car being parked?

The best part is that the hot woman has given her husband three healthy sons, while chunky mchormones only did one at best assuming the middle child is a male.

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Was this an early bot test?

Thanks, this is great

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Sorry, misclicked

You have to be fucking desperate to create this misogynistic falseflagging. And for all of you that fell for this or had to ask, shame on you.

My sides

this one was a joke when there was a debate about putting sugar in spaghetti sauce or not...this was someone saying only fatties put sugar on their spaghetti, which is why there's so much

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>pretending we don't have laws to prevent kids from drink and smoking
>pretending we don't have warning labels for tobacco or alcholic beverages
>pretending we don't have laws against drug use
>pregending we haven't made it illegal to drink or smoke in certain places
>pretending we don't have heavy taxes in smoking
>pretending we haven't shamed these groups already
>pretending your doctor wouldn't tell you to stop those habbits
>pretending we don't have countless rehab programs for those people
>pretending the percentage of those individual groups are anywhere near the overweight or obesity rates in America
>drawing all of those groups in the worst light
>not drawing the fatty in a hospital bed instead of walking her dog
>implying the dog wouldn't be fat as well

Until fatties lose custody of their kids for letting them get fat, sugary foods and drinks are sold with warning labels and taxed at higher rates, get arrested of your habbits being dangerous to other people, we have rehabs because people are offended by the thought of them then fatties can make the comparison

>IM FAT!!

At least he/she admits it.

>never ever improve yourself sweetie :D

Good on ya user!

>almost 100.000 likes
>for THIS

Based on the multiple examples across all of the FPH threads, don't you think that obesity is ultimately linked to precarious education in nutrition instead of willpower or disciplines? I'm talking about or . They really don't seem to know, and that's something that should be learnt in highschool. Based on this, some of the hate from this threads should be directed to the pedagogical institutions instead of isolated individuals.

the fuck are you doing here you vegan twink

>shows pictures of addicts who need help and workers put into poor conditions
>then shows a well-off woman who is fat despite not having to be fat.
it is like they are unaware of suffering but they want it so they get mad when someone anonymously says being fat is unhealthy online

actually yeah why is salad so expensive. it is just leaves and shit look they even put lettuce on the burg

>hope you like cuddling
I honestly don't know how I'd handle myself.

wendy's makes tasty food which is good for rest days. i usually eat something kinda like this once ever week or two just for fun

Sounds like too much work
But hey... makes for a good story

>female race
>race

I fucking lost it