>user, why is the only sauce you ever eat mustard?
User, why is the only sauce you ever eat mustard?
well?
0 calories
0 carbs
0 fat
mustard is amazing, i dont think i've had chicken breast without mustard since i first tried it like a year ago
Mustard is goat.
Normies will never learn.
wat
So? Live a little.
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Yellow mustard, spicy brown mustard, stone ground mustard, Dijon mustard, Chinese mustard. I have all these in my fridge. But I have twice as many varieties of hot sauces.
I only eat sriracha and mayonaise with yoghurt
broke ass motherfucker
Mustard is gross, just eat hot sauce faggot
Do you actually round down 60 calories to 0?
lol are you stupid?
Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories, 0 fat, and 0 carbs.
Can you read?
>mayonaise
>600 kcals per 100g
Don't eat 100g
but the info says 3 calories, not 0.
>mayonesse
Enjoy your palm oil and doy faggot
>ketchup
Enjoy your sugar fattie
>walk up a flight of stairs
>burn 3 calories
that's in 5g of it
5g of pure mustard is a lot more than I use.
plus, 3 calories might as well be zero. I burn more calories than that walking to the fridge, opening the door, reaching up to get it from top shelf, popping the lid, and squeezing it to get it out.
>Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories
> 0 calories
>thinks 3 calories isn't 0 calories
Summerfag go back to facebook
Losing 3 calories is that easy? Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat
Where are you getting 60 from? Yes, its more than 0, but that only says 3.
>2011+6
>not having cholula on your lean protons
do you fags even eat?
Siracha master race
Taste like viniger green Tabasco master race
Dijon Mustard master race
yes you retard, three calories is literally less than a trip up a single flight of stairs
>Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat
That's like 300 calories if we count one action as 3 calories.
An average person eats 2000 calories per day. Try again brainlet.
literal autism
>he doesnt walk to his fridge open the door then close it turn around and walk away x F
not going to make it
Dijon is good. Stoneground is elder god tier
This reminds me of something.
>Boyfriend's mom is ultimate /fit mom
>still does fitness competitions despite pushing 50
>complete fucking badass
>currently cutting for a show this month
>mustard on EVERYTHING
>Boyfriend's mom is also a second grade teacher
>bunch of seven year olds watch her put mustard on her lunch every day
>one day, one boy lags behind while others are leaving for lunch
>cautiously goes up to her desk
>finally speaks, almost in a whisper
>"Ms. user, you must REALLY like mustard"
Start them young, fellas
What a boring shitty greentext that was
>not just eating 20 tsp of mustard
Never gonna make it
Because OP is a goddamn retard that doesn't know how to diet.
holy shit i just checked my mustard in the fridge and is does have 0 calories
ive been sacrificing calories for bbq sauce this entire time
thank you for telling me about this
What's the difference between Dijon and spicy brown mustard?
You could say the same about this whole fucking thread.
0 calories , 0 fat mustard ?
I'm glad I don't live in America
>honey mustard
Gains
What's american mustard made of?
Most varieties in my country have between 15 and 40kcal per tsp