User, why is the only sauce you ever eat mustard?

>user, why is the only sauce you ever eat mustard?

well?

0 calories
0 carbs
0 fat

mustard is amazing, i dont think i've had chicken breast without mustard since i first tried it like a year ago

Mustard is goat.
Normies will never learn.

wat

So? Live a little.

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Yellow mustard, spicy brown mustard, stone ground mustard, Dijon mustard, Chinese mustard. I have all these in my fridge. But I have twice as many varieties of hot sauces.

I only eat sriracha and mayonaise with yoghurt

broke ass motherfucker

Mustard is gross, just eat hot sauce faggot

Do you actually round down 60 calories to 0?

lol are you stupid?

Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories, 0 fat, and 0 carbs.

Can you read?

>mayonaise
>600 kcals per 100g

Don't eat 100g

but the info says 3 calories, not 0.

>mayonesse
Enjoy your palm oil and doy faggot
>ketchup
Enjoy your sugar fattie

>walk up a flight of stairs
>burn 3 calories

that's in 5g of it
5g of pure mustard is a lot more than I use.
plus, 3 calories might as well be zero. I burn more calories than that walking to the fridge, opening the door, reaching up to get it from top shelf, popping the lid, and squeezing it to get it out.

>Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories
> 0 calories

>thinks 3 calories isn't 0 calories

Summerfag go back to facebook

Losing 3 calories is that easy? Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat

Where are you getting 60 from? Yes, its more than 0, but that only says 3.

>2011+6
>not having cholula on your lean protons

do you fags even eat?

Siracha master race

Taste like viniger green Tabasco master race

Dijon Mustard master race

yes you retard, three calories is literally less than a trip up a single flight of stairs

>Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat
That's like 300 calories if we count one action as 3 calories.
An average person eats 2000 calories per day. Try again brainlet.

literal autism

>he doesnt walk to his fridge open the door then close it turn around and walk away x F
not going to make it

Dijon is good. Stoneground is elder god tier

This reminds me of something.
>Boyfriend's mom is ultimate /fit mom
>still does fitness competitions despite pushing 50
>complete fucking badass
>currently cutting for a show this month
>mustard on EVERYTHING
>Boyfriend's mom is also a second grade teacher
>bunch of seven year olds watch her put mustard on her lunch every day
>one day, one boy lags behind while others are leaving for lunch
>cautiously goes up to her desk
>finally speaks, almost in a whisper
>"Ms. user, you must REALLY like mustard"

Start them young, fellas

What a boring shitty greentext that was

>not just eating 20 tsp of mustard
Never gonna make it

Because OP is a goddamn retard that doesn't know how to diet.

holy shit i just checked my mustard in the fridge and is does have 0 calories
ive been sacrificing calories for bbq sauce this entire time
thank you for telling me about this

What's the difference between Dijon and spicy brown mustard?

You could say the same about this whole fucking thread.

0 calories , 0 fat mustard ?
I'm glad I don't live in America

>honey mustard
Gains

What's american mustard made of?

Most varieties in my country have between 15 and 40kcal per tsp