Women, when will they learn?

I told her pushup bras and high waist jeans deceive guys into thinking they have big boobs/ass and she replied with this. What would my fellow Veeky Forumsizens do here

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Whoa you sound like a dumbass whoa

>lol

this

I laughed OP

But cmon, fake muscles?! I almost had a heart attack

I couldn't contain my disbelief come on gimme a break

~WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAaaa CHIIIIILLLLL duderino

whooqboahqo WhoA i cringed

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Whoa whoa whaaaaaa what chill haha what

Whoa

Call her a dumb bitch. In a civilized manner, of course. Something like
>You are very misinformed, you COCKSUCKER
That should do it

Whaoaaaaaa lmao hang on whoaaaaaaaa
Let me whoaaaaaa hang on
Let me whaaaaaaaaaaaa hang on
Let me screencap this for Veeky Forums

whoa

Does your phone provider give a discount for the chronic mental handicaps you suffer from

Are you a fucking retard? Why do you text like that?
Go back to Facebook normie

Use the Socratic method and ask her what she believes protein shakes are.
Also ask her what she defines as fake muscles.
Then call her a dumb bitch when she answers.

WHOA WAIT A MINUTE
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME
WAIT A MINUTE
WHOA SO YOU ARE SAYING
THAT
WHOA
THAT PROTEIN SHAKES GIVE FAKE MUSCLES AND OTHER STUFF??? WOAH

DUDE WHOA WHOA WAIT WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT??? LOL HOLD ON A SECOND THERE LMAO WWAAAIITT.. UHM.. AWKWARD MUCH LOL WHOAAAA!!

Just send him your discount brah

You have no game.

>mfw facebook normies come to Veeky Forums and get their shitty threads shitposted to death

Whoooaaaaa whooaaaa whoaaaa

WHooa
Woooooooo
Whoaw
So youre telling me
Hold up
Whoooa
youre telling me
Whooooa
whoooooa
Hold up hold up

>>there are people so stupid that it's impossible to argue coherently against them

This is just a fact bra. Just insult her and end the conversation

>this entire thread

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Whoa hole up
So you be sayin
Chill woah
Hold on
Chill wtf woaaaah
The tein gives fake woah and chill?

OP here. I get more girls than probably 90% of the faggots here. So I dont really care about about DYELs think. Regardless, I guess having CHAD facial aesthetics and being Veeky Forums makes you get away with autism

*smacks lips*

Whoa.

WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAOAAAAAAA
FAGGOTS THAT LIFT

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa!!!

WHHHOOOIOUAAAAAAAAAAA

Whooa dude are you like mad haha dude whoa like chill dude wtf haha whoa

wOha wEhwAH duUde

This reply was a tactical error.

You would be surprised how many people think proteins = steroids. I'm not even joking.

this is how normies text
gud job OP. she will give puss in no time

Whoa dyel?

Woah...
Hold up.
Yourr ssying that
Woahhhh chill!!!

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whoa guys let me have a break whooooaaa

whoaaa...

You can't be Chad when you're black. Jamal, maybe. No white person writes like that.

kek

so...this is...the power of Veeky Forums

Woaaaaaaah woaaaaaaaaa chilllll wtfffff??!!?! Dont flex a cep

DUDE WHOA WHOA WAIT WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT??? LOL HOLD ON A SECOND THERE LMAO WWAAAIITT.. UHM.. AWKWARD MUCH LOL WHOAAAA!!

>hol up
>Whoa qboa whoa wtf
>so u be sayin
>Whoaaaaa Wtf

WHOOOOOOOAAAA
WERE HALFWAY THERE
WHOOOAAA-OOHH
LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Wish people would bother with replying to my question instead of spamming whoa. Lol

I'd tell her that's like saying calcium supplements make you get fake bones and vitamin pills make you stay fake healthy.

QBOAAAAA QBOAA CHILL WTF

>dyel?
my max squat is 325, and I've torn my meniscus and MCL playing college football, and had to get surgery on both, so my legs are lacking. I know girls mire most places I go, I've litterally been at a party just talking to my friends and girls just comes up and pulls me to the side a starts making out with me. This has happened twice, I fucked both of them probably only saying 20 words to them. A girl literally pulled over once and asked me if I needed a ride. I said "yea" hopped in, and after about 5 mins of talking she asked me if I wanted to come over to her place, and I ended up fucking her. Trust me, girls mire everywhere I go. So yeah, I guess you could say I lift.

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhjhh
Hold up. You're saying that
Wooaaaaaaaaahhhhh chilll!!!

WHOA HOLD ON
WHOA YOU FORGET TO TELL US WHOA THAT YOU THEN FUCKED 20 GIRLS IN A ROW WITH YOUR 20 INCH COCK WHOA
YOU ALSO CURL AT LEAST 500 POUNDS WHOA HOLD ON
IT MUST BE THAT FAKE MUSCLE
W H O A
H
O
A

whoaaa chill dude...

We are responding to your question. We'd spam the word "whoa" just as you did.

GMTA, OP.

Whoa

DUDE WHOA WHOA WAIT WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT??? LOL HOLD ON A SECOND THERE LMAO WWAAAIITT.. UHM.. AWKWARD MUCH LOL WHOAAAA!!

Whooooaaaaa????!!!??!!
:'D
XD
Chilll!!!!???
FAKE LOL???????!!!!

Heh, not the person you are responding to but do you think that is impressive? I have an amputated leg and I have slipped every disc except S2 and S3 and yet I still squat 485. You have literally nothing on me, buddy. I get mires everywhere I go and fuck bitches left and right like a bad habit. I have this hobby of mine that I intentionally try to act retarded so getting some poonami wouldnt be so damn easy. Yet I still bag a good minimum of three chicks a night, all +9s. You are fucking pathetic compared to me. Funny story about girl pulling over, since just yesterday I was stopped by a female volleyball team going to a match and they asked me if I would fuck them all, I repeat FUCK THEM ALL, for good luck. Needless to say I hopped in and boned all those high test women. Know how people say that 1 in every 200 men is related to Chengis Khan? Well in a hundred years that will be me and even your wifes son will most likely be of my loin. Fuck with you virgin faggots

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what does he mean by this?

WHOA

WHOAAAA GUYS! HOL' UP! AYOO HOOL' UP! SO YOU BE SAYIN- YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ FAKE MUSCLES AND SHEEEIIIITTT

>whoa qboa
>WHOA QBOA
>FUCKING W H O A Q B O A

Woah Are you autistic? Woah

Whoa chill

Whoa

WHOA

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>arguing with woman
>ever

Unless you`re in a court, you should never argue with them, you should just POLITELY point out how stupid they are

WhHooHWHOOAAAHAOUUAAAAAAAAAhh??!

>whoahwoah
*squats LMAO1PLAET*
>Woqhwaoh chillll
*snaps shit up on 2plaet DL*
>So you're telling me
*drinks 4 scoops to leave autism behind*
>eoahwoah hol up!
*GOMADS and gets fatceps*
>you be saying that protein shakes
*becomes homo after being on Veeky Forums*
>grows FAKE MUSCLES N SHIET?!
*tries to do yoga stretches to become taller cause he's a manlet*

>Whoaaaaaaaa


WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO


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Woaghgghhh

What did she reply, my dude?

kek

>muh numales
Kys

Whooooaaaappppp
BRRAAAAPPPPPP

Woaaaah

toasting in an ebic bread

this thread needs to be screencapped

woah what the fuck is going in this bread

WHOOA WHOA WHOA
>logs into Facebook
HAHA LMAO CHIIILLLL NO
>sips StarbucksĀ® Mocha frappucinno
WAIT WAIT WTF LOL SO
>dabs
SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING HERE
>follows @FunnyDankMemes on twitter
LMAO NO SO WHAT YOURE SAYING BAKA
>crying while laughing emojis
IS THAT HAHA MUSCLES
>posts image with ifunny watermark into their college dorm groupme
LMAOOOO PROTEIN SHAKES
>uploads ~30 pictures of their trip to Europe to Instagram
GIVE YOU FAKE MUSCLES???
>retweets tumblr screencap of nothing but comments
LMAO OMG WTF HAHA BAKA AYYEE

wo

literal bait but WHOOOAAAAAAAA

Woah woah chill dude whoua whoa whoa !!!

WHHHADOOOOO
WHOOAAAAA LOL?!

>WOOOOOOOOAHHHH WOOOOOAH WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

itt: retard gets a hold of cellphone

WOAHHHH HOLD UP BUDDYY WOAH OH MY WOAHHHH

whoa dude, slow down with the harsh language man. c'mon, too harsh.

New meme?

QOUODIBOA CHILL WOAH

"come over and find out"

Can you even wipe your own asshole, OP?

Actually kek'd, thanks

not anymore reddit faggot.

WWWOOOAAAHHH CHIIIILLL WOAHH

BUT WOAAAH WHAT YOURE SAYING IS

DUUUUUUDE WOOOAAAHH

Who you calling reddit, reddit?

Wooaahhh duuuuudees you belong on >>>/Reddit/

OP how 2 gtet fake muscles