Has Veeky Forums done the bunny ranch? What was it like?

Has Veeky Forums done the bunny ranch? What was it like?

I'm a girl so my experience might not be what you're looking for, but all the girls there were sweet no matter who they were taking to (yes I know that's how they make money), but they made even the most awkward men feel comfortable.

So if you want to experience as close to a brothel as you can legally, i recommend them highly. You also get to choose whoever you want, as long as they're on the open floor, the girls are free game.

Naw but I bang escorts regularly.

What does this have to do with fitness

I don't understand

Whats the point of doing these things as a woman, are you just trying to be edgy or something? I don't get it.

I can't imagine having you as a mother, I pity your future children if you have any.

ok virgin

they host events, and I was working as a hotel promoter at the time, and was invited to one of said events. sorry you're a shut in and have nothing better to do than browse Veeky Forums, but keep your pity, no one needs it you pathetic loser.

Men's sexual health/fitness.

>I'm a girl so

3/10 I responded.

No. This is just about fucking. Not about fuck health.

This is not fitness related

I bet you both are the kind to cry in 'the no gf' threads kek

I would say they are considering half the posts on this board. Maybe this thread will stop a faggot from going full Eillot. It's worth talking about.

I have a girlfriend (male) so checkmate!

Haha how mad are you bitch?

You want my dick now, sorry you can't have it, you're below my standards. I wouldn't even let you lick my asshole.

Lamar Odom went through the Bunny Ranch in a coke binge. I'm sure those girls are clean though

this is a great thread.

I actually went there

Sometimes I wonder why I browse Veeky Forums, then I remember it's to see these autists at work

What was it like?

Nice WhiteKnighting there beta bitch cuck boy. Shes not going to sleep with you.

This thread is the exact sad shitshow I expected, thank you all.

>ok virgin

male detected

>this projection

it's ok bby, I'm sure your mom tells you how handsome you are

lol calm down roastie

post favourite escort. that goes for any other punters reading too

Whooa hang on.
WHOOOOAAA wait a minute.
Are you telling me
woa
Are you telling me that youre a real chick??
Whoooooaaaa
WHOOOOOAAAAAAA

Post socket or gtfo

jesus christ this thread is like a master class on never making it

Holy shit you are a pathetic nerd. Too high inhibition to break the rules even on the internet LMAO.

All I know is that sunny lane doesn't work there any more, so fuck going there it's not worth it if I can't jiggle her bottom

The angry meth addicted girl who only charges 100 bucks is my favourite right now

How u find them?

My mom gave me $400 for my bday plus I have $500 already saved so I want an escort.

Also does the escorts have a home I can go to? mom's laid off and I don't want to get caught.

You know how it works, you cant say your a girl without any proof

this has nothing to do with fitness, you ignorant, gas huffing retard. fuck off and kill yourself.

Tits or gtfo

You just know pussy is super wet after getting challenged like that.

This non-fitness thread is up, but I've seen fitness related threads get taken down. I don't understand.

mods are asleep

Fuck man hookers in the States are so nasty compared to the ones anywhere else

So what does it have to do with fitness?

Can someone edit this so she is drinking sips?

>moods mooods user is breaking the rules! Its making my low T high inhibition nerd butt uncomfortable. Mom! Bring the inhalator for my asthma I got too excited.

People vote with their money so if that's what fat US guys want...

kek, a new meme was born

I've had men tell me I'm handsome too.

go to your local police station and ask an officer where to find escorts. They cant arrest you, although you might get some laughs

They probably won't tell me though

What does it feel like to be with a beautiful woman Veeky Forums?

this fucken thread

> girlfriend (male)
did you forget to say "no homo" again?
Protip: traps are gay

Asian massage parlour is 80% accurate, first time is usually hand job because you 'new guy' then second and so on is sex

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Your mother is beautiful and she loves you user.