Taste like shit

I drink it with milk and sugar and I'm not gonna stop

>Drink coffee for 2 years
>Finally start to taste the "notes" that people talk about (eg. Fruity, Blackberry, Caramel, etc)

Anyone else know this feel?

It was a fucking awesome feel for something that's basically calorie-free.

>sucking black dick for 2 years
>"nuts" are called "notes" now

If you are tasting the notes then that means that you are an intellectual and need to go to a smarter board like /pol/

Boi you mad

Ever try this one?
Only one I actually like, doesn't have that bitter bite which coffee usually has.

>tastes like shit
You take that back.

user, you okay?

>doesn't have that bitter bite which coffee usually has.

But that's the best part.

>consumes coffee to wake up for his wagecage
>not a peasant

Top blep

Make yourself some Cafe Cubano. 10/10 wud bang

>Pretending you aren't struggling to endure the creeping, insidious depression of a NEET lifestyle.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270202.php
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa1112010

It is EXTREMELY good for you, and increases body function.lowers early mortality. People only thought it was bad because so many people were smoking while drinking it.

If you dont like how it tastes start subscribing to or going to coffee review to get 90+ roasts and french press your own.

If any coffeelets can't handle the bitter notes, try cold brew. Just as easy as hot brew wirh less bitterness.

>drinking instant coffee
>ever making it
Choose one (1)

my local coffee shop/roaster has a 4 day steep cold brew. When you drink it you feel your heart explode.

>brings up sucking black dick in a conversation about coffee
>sends other people to /pol/

Sometimes I like instant coffee in its own right.

I fluctuate between it and the proper stuff.

What are some coffee brands you guys recommend?

>thinks shitting isn't healthy

Better cut all that fiber out of your diet while you're at it...

Forgot to say, all I've had is maxwell

>not being payed to shit whenever you want
peasant

Hills Bros Coffee is amazing.

jbccoffeeroasters.com/
dragonflycoffeeroasters.com/
templecoffee.com/

Really top tier, true artists.

newenglandcoffee.com/
greenmountaincoffee.com/

pretty good

Fair enough but that's when you do it solely for the caffeine (or too hungover to brew proper coffee)

My friend does a thing he calls "proletarian coffee" for when you're 100% fucked
>instant coffee
>mix with a bit of water to make thick sludge
>pour cold milk in
>drink

Nasty as fuck but takes 5 seconds and wakes you up, only done it once though

Ijust throw 5 spoons o finstant coffe on cold water and drink it.

Great stuff.

>buy instant coffee
>not the powder shit but those small bits of very concentrated coffee
>mix with energy drink

Try it.

>>buy instant coffee
stopped reading there

alright negros, every recipe calls for salt in them when cooking with water and I just put a lil pinch of it and shit comes out salty even with fruit and what not

what is this

also fuck OP

>drinking random ukrainian cognac with friend just to get drunk(in the best shape of my life but mentally it's at the worst)
>leaves the taste in your mouth for a bit
>tfw we look at each other and comment on the taste
>tell him it's like a caramel flavour
>yeah you're right user
>blyat, squat and drink some more

am I a man now? every high alcohol drink would taste the same

Work a 7-6 office job where you have to sit and think really hard all day. I couldn't have done it without coffee

Your gf thinks otherwise

Woah there buddy, thinking is overrated.

Why aren't you sipping?

Just add scoops of whey
>Protein packed oats
>Super healthy

trips of truth

any recommendation? I was looking at prozis ones oat + whey or whatever it is

I have unflavoured whey from myprotein which is eh
and a chocolate one from gold someshit, I was doing protein lava cakes with it(at only 93kcals or so!) but I had it and later that day I puked so fucking hard that shit that Im afraid of touching it again

I just want a decent tasting protein that doesnt taste too artificial, sweet or like disgusting cheese(the unflavoured)

Are you talking about the coffee or David Bowie?
I agree on both counts

What do you do if drinking coffee starts to hurt your stomach?

>>make me shit
>How can it be healthy?

are you dumb? regularity is an important aspect of health

I feel like this is almost Veeky Forums coffee thread

Only do this after allowing the coffee to cool a bit; the protons will otherwise coagulate and ruin your coffee and scoops.

Riddle me this Veeky Forums

Veeky Forums loves black coffee
Veeky Forums loves GOMAD

Why does Veeky Forums not like coffee with milk in it?

>Thinking skinnyfag dyels who try GOMAD enjoy coffee
Also, Veeky Forums is not one person.

wtf it looks and tastes good u retard fuck you

caffeine lowers quality of life overall when you start taking it daily. it ruins your brain and turns you into an autopilot zombie. once in a while is ok

you've made a mistake
GOMAD is for bulkan, cawfee is for cuttin
ergo milky coffee is for fats at Starbucks

Bullshit.

It's good for you.

ruining the bathroom with your smells. never shit where you get your food from

>make oats
>add some kind of fruit (pineapples, blueberries, raspberries)

fucking delicious.

ur wrong

Literally no. They've studied caffeine extensively, and the consensus is that as long as you don't have anxiety or blood pressure issues, it's pretty much universally good for you.