Body

What do i have to do to get this body?

nothing, just lay on your bed all day without eating

Be on generation removed from the Kwisatz Haderach and let your uncle fuck you. Also read the first six books if you haven't.

desu more like just eat under maintance only clean foods which should be super easy beacuse he has to eat like ~1500 kcal

i thought it was three books
>Dune
>Messiah
>God Emperor

Can we have just one /spg/ - shitposting general where you post your EPIC goal bodys to post on r/Veeky Forums?

pretty sure its not genetics

1xF get rekt by paul

That is all you need

Always this, more a dream then a goal

>not abusing spice for that fremen physique

kull wahad, OP

may your knife chip and shatter

Amphetamines

his fucking legs, hes crooked as fuck lmao

Just camp in germany for a bit.

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Rickets mode

It's six.
Dune
Dune Messiah
Children of Dune
God Emperor of Dune
Heretics of Dune
Chapterhouse Dune

The first four are regarded as classics with the latter two being left out because Herbert died before he finished their story arc. They have sexy sex fights.

It actually is. The Baron used to be one of the most beautiful people in the Empire, but one of his lovers poisoned him, giving him space gout.

yoga, tantric sex, no food

le bow legged roiding russian man

eat at a deficit and do some light cardio.

maintain for 2+ years.

More importantly, never read anything by his son & his hired hack.

Never read books written by me or my son again.

Cocaine mostly

Heretics and ChapterHouse have the best waifus. Also there is straight shota action in one of them.

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>Also there is straight shota action in one of them.
COSMIC STRAIGHT SHOTA WITH DIRE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE HUMAN RACE

>read dune
>that was pretty good, it's not the best sci fi novel like everyone always says, but it was quite good
>start reading messiah
>oversexualization and sexual relationships with an underage teenage girl

jesus christ why can you NOT ESCAPE THIS in fucking sci-fi writing

I almost threw snow crash across the room when it has a scene where a fucking 15 year old girl gets raped and cums from one thrust of the guys cock because its soooo amazing

and im not some fucking sjw or something it sjust like FUCK what is it with fucking sci fi authors

not my proudest fap

>casting Feyd-Rautha as a blond dude when he was actually black haired

>read first 6 books
>really nice, cool story and well written
>read the last book written by his son
>horrible writing

good lord, I should never have read that.

Well desu she doesn't really get raped, she actually wants the D hard at that point
don't forget the dead man's dick in the Laundry Files series also, that was fucking terrible too

what book? asking for a friend