Enter the gym

>not being patrician enough to be invited secretly to the local patrician's mens club

>not symphony 40 in g minor iii menuetto

Not gonna make it

>God Save the Queen starts playing in the middle of my deadlift rep
>have to keep standing up with the bar and sing along
great for grip strength

>walk into gym
>clubbed to death starts playing

>hitting a hard course on my run
>Everybody's Platinum Sequel comes blaring on
>go full gas for 4 minutes of absolute bliss
>HR at 200 when I'm finally done
worth it

could u not have picked a better version

>MIRACLE MIRACLE MIRACLE

>youtube.com/watch?v=AZLAeUDLnxs
you're welcome

>sprint into gym
>hear this
youtube.com/watch?v=nn5ken3RJBo

pic related after hitting PRs on every lift

>walk into gym
>I AM POWERFUL
>I AM BEAUTIFUL
>I AM FREE
>I LOVE MY LIFE

>walk into gym
>gym pianist wants to polish my flute

>walk into the gym
>MALAGEUNA SALEROSA
>ERES LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDA

youtube.com/watch?v=qjmcE4QiBkc

>walk in to gym
>everytime we touch starts playing

have you not seen american psycho?

fuck off

>walk into the gym
>calvin harris playing
>every day at 7PM
>my gym hasn't changed its playlist since 2015

youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw

TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES
I'LL TELL YOU MY SINS AND YOU CAN SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE
OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS DEATH
GOOD GOD, LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE

>the cuck anthem

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH
YEAHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH

>enter gym
>take me take me back to your bed
>I love you so much that it hurts my head
>I don't mind you under my skin
>I let the bad parts in the bad parts in

youtube.com/watch?v=C7ssrLSheg4

kill yourself faggot

That legit gets me hyped and feeling good.

check to see if any secret doors opened

>enter the gym
>it aint me starts playing

3rd movement or bust. Just found out there were other movements recently, my life has changed

>enter the gym
>put on headphones
>"IM SO INTO YOUUUU INTOOO YOUUU INTOOO YOUUUUUUU"
plebs will never understand

>think it's moonlight sonata
>it's actually this
youtu.be/GMbn7JY9D1U?t=22

Hate that song, fucking normies ruined it

>enter the gym
>people are laying on the floor with their eyes wide open
youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM

>Enter gym
>Figaro's Aria starts playing

>walk into Jim
>apologize
>enter gym
>emperor of the sun starts playing

youtu.be/plgg9sSLRvQ

>enter basement gym
>youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI starts playing

Paramore is my jam too. Just only that one song tho

>Cosmically project my spirit into gym
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=XY__SpWjXgI

>not entering Jim
never gonna make it

Memes aside, does anyone have good music with chanting in it to listen to while lifting? I know its autismo as fuck but that shit gets me pumped

>go for a PR record
>1812 overture plays
>lift weights off ground and cannon blasts go off

>Enter the gym
>Remind myself I will perish

youtube.com/watch?v=p8IGVfZRITs

God, I'd love that ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=A6s49OKp6aE

>3rd movement
tfw you know it will never ever happen
how can I hack my gym's Limp Shakira plylist to proceed with this if only for a night?
Not sure what you mean but here have this
youtube.com/watch?v=PmU23XK_cZ8&index=4

youtube.com/watch?v=eC-JKId3SoA

youtube.com/watch?v=hEw9XUhuZ80

you might like this aswell youtube.com/watch?v=tMXwluMcGrg

was supposed to go to

>Just found out there were other movements recently
how fucking retarded are you

doesn't make you seem any less retarded
how many people esp fitizens have heared this from just the popular culture alone
youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8oX-A8swk
and how many have ever heared this?
youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s

>huey drops me off in the gym
>it ain't me starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

you don't have to have heard any of the other two movements to know that the moonlight SONATA has more than one movement.
Unless we're talking about Scriabin most sonatas are multi-form large scale works that even the normiest of normies know.

My bro

>tfw Rodney Mullen vs Daewon song pt2

>walk into gym
>phillip glass playing
>phillip glass playing
>phillip glass playing

things that never happened

Paramore is twink-tier music senpai

>stop memeing
Where do you think you are?

>tfw saw an english national opera performance of Carmen on a date
>some piss poor update where it takes place in franco's spain
>performances were shit

>walk into gym and look at the gym twink
>my mind is telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me yes

youtube.com/watch?v=Ih8EM1RNmP8

Manliest classical.

MOMENTO MORI MO'FUGGA

underrated

kek

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=J0RKpmjjpLQ

Nigga you mean fortunate son?

>the music counts my reps for me
youtube.com/watch?v=MIDuZq7RVAM

youtube.com/watch?v=13FrLGB_oK8

Some tranny brought these lyrics in for some poetry activity in my creative writing class in college. Hanged himself (female) since lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=w5ESVLi6_aA

jebaited

>Enter the gym
>Nothing is playing because it isn't a sissy dance class but an iron dungeon.
>Also there is not a government wide tax on playing music at businesses and the owner is too cheap to pay for it.