Stacy caught me mirin dat ass today in the gym anons

Stacy caught me mirin dat ass today in the gym anons

she confronted me at the water fountain and called me a creep

That's what you get for having the audacity of being a non Chad around her

whoa qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

Tell her to stop being self-centered: say that were looking at the equipment and that she isn't your type. Also tell the gym staff that she's being confrontational over speculation. She may lose gym membership.

Never back down user, always double down. Losing is for losers and you're not a loser.

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I'd just shrug and not say anything

kek

Had a stacy in HS PE who wasn't wearing a bra so her nipples were clearly visible through her top

Then she confronted me for "starring at her boobs"

omg I bet you just stuttered some uncomprehensible sentence thus proving you're a creep
>m-me? n-no way eheh

>im still in high school but let me act like this didn't happen a few weeks ago

You should've done following thing:

>Stacy:" Stop starring at my ass you creep !"
>You: "WHAT ???"
>Stacy:"You are a creep !"
>You: " Listen, eh (here you pretend that you don't know her name) whats your name ?"
>Stacy:" My name is Stacy"
>You: "Yea uh Stacey(you miss-pronounce her name on purpose) listen, no one would voluntarily look at your ass, NONE, now get out of my face I have to complete my workout"

Then you just completely ignore here and start chatting with some cardio bunnies

I didn't say anything, I just stood there silent

GTFO OF MY BOARD CHAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be glancein between set
>stacy:ewww stop looking
with a smile and unapologetic i say
>me:why? you're a very good looking girl
>she blushes and pushes her hair and then looks away

the only problem is that I'm ugly so I don't think that would work

>what she saw

Jesus Christ user

>not casually, yet perfectly avoiding acknowledgment while maintaining awareness of presence and movement

it's like you don't want to know what they smell like

Get her to try to explain why it's creepy.

>girl thought she caught me taking pictures of her ass
>was actually waiting for the squat rack she was using while on my phone
>comes up and confronts me
>laugh super loud shaking my head
>turn my phone to her sight to show her Veeky Forums that I'm browsing
>walk past her and rack the bar
>she snarls that she's still using it
"Not anymore."
>begin sets
>decide to say one more thing as she's still standing there insulted trying to flag down a manager
"Stop looking at my ass and go do something else, creep."
>manager asks me to come to his office after my workout
>tells me to keep things polite and that she was very offended and other bullshit
>tell him my side
"Oh shit that's what happened? Sorry man. Never mind."

She had just joined a few weeks prior to this incident. Apparently she tries getting non-Chads in trouble at the gym all the time. This happened months ago, but she's been removed from the gym since then for trying to flirt up some model dude and interrupting his workouts constantly that he complained to management.

>"Omg! Like, I don't know! It just is, okay?! God!"

id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

"hows this for a start?"

then again im not autitstic like you and I know what girls want

Is this the new meme? Someone make a virgin texting/Chad texting

>"How would you like it if i stared at your ass?user, you creep!"

>Girl gets up from machine
>Briefly scan her
>Glance at now empty machine on my way to pull down cables
>"I'm still using that"
>"I know."
>??????
>"We found love" comes on the gym radio
>Stacy starts singing out loud.
>MFW

D-don't test m-me

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kek. How pathetic.

Sorry.

I'd be alright with it I guess.

alpha

YO! This is my problem - I am a dude - I get adequate size upper legs, but the area around knees is like that bitch! Wtf is this shit? Is this womanly insertions or what?

Also, I got a big ass and ima dude

are you sure she wasn't trying to initiate banter or was it more like sassy black woman confronting (she doesn't need to be black)

>stacy opens up conversation about me looking at her boobs
>i don't agree and amplify the situation

Only a true alpha would piss himself because he is Chad and he can do whatever he wants. Only virgins go to the washroom like a beta bitch to piss in a urinal to hide the shame of their virgin piss.

Wow she's really desperate for any male attention

This bread boys
I have a good chuckle

>Female friend isn't wearing a bra
>Her nips are diamonds
>I am blatantly staring
>She just smacks my ass and twists my nipple really fucking hard while giggling
Was that an okay to start the fug? We just went back to talking normally afterwards
I just thought of it as playful joking as we've known each other for quite 1.5 years at this point and have been comfy around each other

Wait are you telling me that story didn't end with a fuc? Shit that was the natural progression.

>ghetto ass friend has me tag along for a workout at his gym instead of mine
>walking through gym, we both check out a thick bitch walking by
>he, i shit you not, drops to a knee, does the "boi" gesture with his hand at her ass as she passed by, and goes, "gaawwt DAAYMM"
>she looks over her shoulder to see what the fuck is going on
>he stands up, juts his jaw out, and waggles his eyebrows at her
>she starts giggling and glancing at the both of us as she waves and walks off
>sit there stunned that his autistic wigger courting worked

i'm pretty sure we would've gotten arrested if he was black

Tfw trying to get people to mire but am making no gain. Currently just using the bike desu

Mtf?

just squat OD you moron
bike will do nothing for your ass

She got like 4-5 million followers on IG

Sounds like the worst gym on earth

Just shrug it off, nothing wrong with being a man who enjoys female ass. It's a meaningless insult.

Shoulda told that thot throw the pussy on ya

I do not understand this story

Nigger doing that shit will get you stabbed one day. Don't antagonize crazy girls.

Kek

London?

aaaaand im hard

>what are you looking at, shitlord?

what if its actually a girl though?

maybe even a few hours ago

loli?

This the only real answer gucci

Women don't actually call you out if you check them out you autists. Especially at a gym.

Plus, once you look at enough women at the gym your standard of looking increase so eventually you'll only bother looking at 8+/10s