Dick Size

SOME ONE PLEASE REDPILL ME ON PENIS SIZE.

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mine is longer, thicker, and harder than yours

Mine is just long enough to stick up my own butt, but the problem is the second I get it in there I cum. Hope this helps.

>small
Your dick
>average
Normal people
>big
Mine

Pretty easy to understand

I legit need redpilling you fucking manlet.

Women are retarded when it comes to penis size they will literally think your dick is +/- 3.5 inches than reality

Anything under 6 inches is embarrassing. Anything under 8 is not ideal. 8 and up is pretty impressive. If you have a 5 and a half you can lie and say 6 and probably get away with it. If you're under 5 and a half you're fucked.

I should know because I have a 4 incher and get laughed at on the regular.

did you really need to keep typing after the word "retarded"?

guys obsess about length but constantly overlook girth.

a 8 inch peen that's as thick as a pencil is nothing to brag about, and a 6 inch peen that's as thick as your wrist will literally kill someone if you're not careful.

Ok so what's a good girth

i dated a girl once whos wrist was the exact same girth as my cock. powerful feeling.

average is a little under 5
"good" is subjective

mines as thick as my wrist (6 inches)..
my wrists are tiny and dainty and I hate my life... happy about my dick though.

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Fucking r9k faggots, stop obsessing over shit you can't change.

Also, it doesn't matter anywhere near as much as you think, leave the internet, stop watching porn.

Nobody else on earth has a penis except you. It's not a prank, but a weird ritual we are all enacting.

Have you ever gotten a close look at anyone else's penis? Next time you're in public, ask any random if you can check his out.

anything below 7 inchs is not really gonna do much for girls. u need also 5.5 inches girth minimum.

>posting the secret in public
Wew. I guess i'll see you at your public torture and execution tomorrow.

Fuck dick size, can we talk ball size?
Mine are small and I don't feel like a man. Am I low test?

Mine is 6" but i don't give a fuck. Chicks come back for the face anyway.

>Have you ever gotten a close look at anyone else's penis?

Yes, many. No homo.

I don't think ball size has anything to do with how much test you have. Gorillas have really dinky testicles--the size of peanuts. Also their dicks are only about 6cm long.

I'll take pity. 5.5ish is about average.
A true 8 inches is 99.99 percentile, bigger does happen but not in a group of 1000.
Many people explicitly lie about their penis size, and most girls have no fucking clue how big a given dick is, and go off of what they are told, so everyone thinks dicks are bigger than they are.

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>5 inch dick
>uniform size all along penis except the head is larger
>girth looks average doesn't look proportioned wrong
>straight, no curvature.
>looks powerful/veiny when fully erect but its still 5 inches.

I don't think my dick is impressive but I still like it. I'm hoping I can get good at other stuff and make up for my dick size. I'm cut.

I have a feminine futa-style penis. I'm hoping girls with think its cute instead of just laughing at me. I feel bad for anons that have ill proportioned and sickly looking micro penis's with skin hanging off the front like its a dried up fruit.

>tfw 5.5 inch length but 6 inch girth around the thickest point

Not sure how to feel

5 inches is within average deviation, seriously, 80+% of men have a dick your size.

fucking goal body here

he used to post on Veeky Forums strong as fuck (I think 220kg squat), I think he used steroids though, also he didn't deadlift.

probably because all men lie about their dick size to impress women and then when women see it they associate the lying size with the actual size

>"yeah babe its really 8 inches"
>says the 5.5 inch dicklet

>tfw women don't measure

Guys I've never lied to girls when they've asked about this sort of stuff. Is that really that rare?

>In highschool 7th grade, tabled with hot chick, her best friend who was also hot, and a lesser chad.
>I'm fat gaymer
>Conversation about lewd stuff, started off with them trying to meme me but ended up with actual discussion with genuine flirty laughter
>It was in the moment they'd never actually go for a fatty like me but they did start talking to me a lot more after that class, in the hallway, asked for my number/texted me and stuff
>I'm actually answering honestly while lesser chad is embarrassed
>how big is your dick (4.5 inches)
>how many times do you masterbait daily (2-3)
>have you ever fapped to either of us before (yes, both)

It was pretty weird I admit but I just didn't give a fuck at the time. I figured I didn't want a GF (because I was busy playing vidya) and no girl I was attracted to would lower to my level. Lesser Chad was beat red the entire time and answered shit like
>7 inches
>once a week
>umm idk

Why do people lie? You can't fucking hide it, lying is shitty anyways. When you lie all you're doing is becoming subservient to upkeeping the perception someone has of you. If you're honest you can do whatever the fuck you want and either people like it or they don't. Honesty is the easy life.

better off being confident, its easy to see when someone is covering something up.

Could be worse, could be that all the inches from your height went into your dick and you ended up a manlet

Im sorry user. Women are just needlessly cruel.

who here 7.5" but claims 5.5" irl to make life worse for dicklets

I'm never getting laid anyways.

this means you're gay right?

>7-9inch is the golden range
>6+ circumference required

Anything smaller is too small (except for asians) and bigger is too big (except for blacks/loose women)

how the fuck would you know if you only have 4 tho

As an actual cunt owner: length is really not the most important thing. A too long dick just hurts, especially when the guy just slams it in like crazy. Same if your girth is the size of a fucking coke can.
If your dick bruises her insides don't expect her to want to fuck again. Most women are not interested nor prepared in taking up something the size of your arm, even if porn and some available toys might tell a different story.

If it's just about pleasure one can deal with a smaller sized dick well, you still got your hands or other things too to get off a girl. I know, I know, but swallow your pride there.
I personally always could deal better with guys who had a smaller dick but didn't make a big (heh) deal out of it. We are both trying to have a good time, but that's difficult when the guy has no self-esteem and/or constantly talks about his dick being too small and/or is unwilling to do something else to pleasure me (and then gets frustrated and angry). Latter definitely counts for the well-endowed man too, my lower half is only so long and if your huge fucking dick hurts I can't change that.

As usual though, everything depends on the person you have in front of you and what your are looking to get out of an encounter.
Don't fret too much about your dick, there always will be a person you are just right for and some you aren't.
Rather work on your self-esteem, have good hygiene etc.

This reads like it was written by a guy, and did they explain on their website how they got that information in detail? Like I bet you I can't look at a dick and estimate it's size in inch, like most guys don't really know how big tits are in cup and band sizes. And is that size erect or not erect?

Not to mention the "expect to get your friends jealous" part.

Still, something between the average/large size erect is more or less ideal (for me).
Smaller and you need to start getting creative, bigger and it starts hurting.

But what is the point of fucking a guy if his dick c can't even make you cum?

why not just fapp yourself off once in a while?

Or are you hyper religious and don't fapp?

also an honest tip for you,

if you dragged home a guy with way too hughe dick, have hime fuck you in the ass. There is really no limitation on length down there.

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True. I have a well known reputation at my school both for being small and for being 'too big' among different groups of girls.

all that fucking spiel about how you shouldn't care about dick size and then you go out and say you want some top 5% dick size. Women

Faggot detected.

Kek'd and checked

She did preface everything with "I'd rather have all these other things than dick size". I don't know how much I believe it though. Its hard to sympathize as a guy because even though guys argue about liking butts or boobs neither of those things is directly linked to sexual pleasure and there is legitimate preference involved. I think THICC is a fucking meme, cowtits/large tits are SHIT, large butts are SHIT, and I'll preach it to my dying breath.

B-cup best cup. Dainty and clean with a cute face > big boob, slut, bimbo. I've never had a GF but I imagine having a girl that makes me not want to fucking end myself every time we talk is better than both of those things.

I should also say I'd rather be alone than be with a fat ugly chick regardless of how smart or cool she is. Personality being all that matters is a fucking meme, that's all that matters if you want to be friends maybe, but sexual attraction has rules you can't really change.

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Attraction is what gets you into the bedroom at first, but when you have an ugly character and/or no clue what you are doing, even attraction won't help you. That is, if you are ever looking for more than just ONS.
There is also more to attraction than just looks.

Because fapping takes a few seconds (at least for me, it's just some quick fun release) without any human interaction or contact.
If you just want release that's fine, but when I have sex I (usually) want more than just my hole to be filled up.
That's the point.
Not to mention the more exotic stuff (some things can't be done alone).

I didn't say anywhere I "want that size", just that for my cunt this size is the best in terms of "easy use, no pain". As said, anything smaller and you just need to do things a little differently, bigger and it just hurts. Nothing there about me wanting anything.

Anal sex takes preparation, and while I do enjoy it it's nothing I just can do/want to do on a whim; not to mention there are guys who just don't like fucking asses.


Honestly, looking at some of the posts here I get the feeling not dick size is the issue but your goal.
Do you just want to get your dick wet/don't care about your partner? Is sex just a ONS thing for you or part of a healthy relationship? Bla bla, you get what I mean.
Short term goals vs long term goals make a big difference how you act, prioritize, see things.

>Anal sex takes preparation, and while I do enjoy it it's nothing I just can do/want to do on a whim; not to mention there are guys who just don't like fucking asses.

do you not even take a shower every time you shit?

unhygienic as fuck.

all girls should be ready to be fucked in the ass 24/7.

>that thirsty for ass
Alright, fag

Can confirm. I'm 6.5" but my ex gf swore I was at least 8". She also thought I was like 6'2 but I'm only 6'0.

The same ex gf said the other 2 guys she had been with prior to me had like 3.5-4" wing dang doodles. I'm bigger than them when I'm soft. She said she never wanted to have sex with them. 6.5" isn't by all means impressive, maybe for hookups, but for a relationship, I'd imagine it's doable. I remember her and her friends saying 6" to maybe 7.5" or 8" is good. Another friend had a boyfriend with a 9" meat sword, and she said sex wasn't that great because it hurt like hell.

t. massive projection

As a guy into guys, it doesn't matter that much. It's lower on the list than you probably think. As long as it's not small (or big) to the point of being unusable, it's nothing to worry about.

Circumsized dicks are gross though.

You know she didn't correctly estimate your size, what makes you think the other guys' size was correctly estimated by her?

Why? Uncircumcised dicks are super gross to me.

Mfw i have a 7"x7" dick

Its nice when i bang my wife cause she loves it but if she isnt like atleast 90% ready then its a complete pain to try to even squeeze into her pussy

I guess it depends on where you live/what's the norm in your area?

Most porn I watched was made in the US, but where I live being circumcised isn't the norm at all (usually only done when there are health issues, religious ones aren't common due to a low amount of jews etc.).
I personally don't mind either, but when all you ever saw are circumcised ones the non-circumcised ones probably weird you out and vice versa.

Do you people not realize the huge difference even 1" makes when it comes to dicks.
the difference between 4 and 5 inches is fucking huge, 5 to 6 is pretty big too, 6-7 starts to become less noticeable and 8+ doesn't matter because no one here has a dick this big.
t. homosexual dick expert who's waiting for the 10 LARPers about to claim they have huge dicks

That's probably because you're 'murican and have been cucked.

Uncircumcised is pristine, and if clean (like as you're supposed to wash your body daily), then there aren't any issues. Not to mention that it feels amazing.

Pics or bs

The Goldilocks zone is 7" length and girth
Above this girls will start to be in pain, if your dick is massive enough you can't make a girl cum from sex
Below this you are a dicklet

>but if she isnt like atleast 90% ready then its a complete pain to try to even squeeze into her pussy

Pretty much this.
Even if she can take a bigger dick this won't just be possible on a whim.
It needs arousal, some foreplay etc. to get everything slippery and loose down there, else it will be hard for you to get in and be painful/unpleasant for her.

If she's tight and/or dry, and it's not because she is naturally build like that (which for many women is actually not pleasant at all), you didn't take your time enough. Also for some reason some dudes think lube is just for asses, but there is no shame in getting her cunt extra slippery. She probably will not complain about extra lubrication.

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same measurements and I don't know how I feel either. Always thought it was bordering on the small range but my last gf said it was big so idk if she was just being nice or the 6 inch girth is the mvp

Pic or 7 inches of girth never happened.

7.5"x5.5" here, was once told by a girl "wow you have the kind of dick they model dildos after!"

I will never receive a better compliment, it's going on the tombstone.

I'm 18 and mine is 7.5" x 6.5"

I really want to be 8".

Is there anything I can do? Or is it already too late?

Too late. You have to become a trap now.

Just like men, women also have different genital sizes.
There's a vagina size that matches your penis size out there, so don't worry about it.
There isn't a particular size that all women love. Bigger isn't always better. What matters is whether your penis matches her vagina.
I think it was Khalifa that said that genitals are puzzle pieces.

When you get a girl nekkid, how much do you actually care about the size of her tiddies? Not much, because you're just excited to be playing with tiddies.
Doesn't mean you're not allowed to prefer a certain size over others...

I firmly believe dick size threads bring out the worst kind of people site wide.

They're some of the only threads that quite literally consist of nothing but shitposting and lying insecure nerds. I have never seen a good penis size thread ever.

anally you could take most natural penis sizes if you just practice user. patience, lube, practice and you'll get there. you're gonna make it bro!

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>She also thought I was like 6'2 but I'm only 6'0.

this always gets me, should i write my actual height on tinder and they picture me smaller than what i am (but still past the arbitrary height checkbox girls have) or bump up 2 inches because any girl that isn't a lanklet wouldn't know the difference

redpill yourself on nerve endings and don't circumcise your children

they are mentally ill loners, what do you expect

I'm 5'10 and chick thinks I'm 6'1.

Probably the same with cocks, you know, until you stick it in.

redpill how?

that as long as you are within the standard deviation of average, most of it comes down to how the woman perceives you as the whole package what she thinks of your dick?

8"x8" here, you probably don't believe me because 6" girth alone is 99+th percentile (yet everyone here is 6" girth) but why would anyone lie on the internet

t. beta not packing 15x12 of solid meat like me and all the other alpha slayers itt