Crank Pill: Wake up tomorrow with Jason Stathams body

>Crank Pill: Wake up tomorrow with Jason Stathams body
>Rock Pill: Wake up tomorrow with Dwayne Johnsons body

Which do you choose?

rock pill because he's taller those shitty tattoos I will remove

crank pill is more sustainable and easier on the heart and your health in general

Why is one pill named after the one of one guy and the other one after the nickname of the other? This is very misleading labeling

Isn't Jason, aside from acting a shitty movies, a genuinely cool dude who is natty?

It's just what the boys at marketing decided on

He probably is, but the question is not who you'd rather date.

I take unfag pill to stop reading shit threads

its uneffective

>Black, Americuck, Roided out gym rat
or
>White, athletic, fit and healthy Brit

>Fake wrestling & american football
or
>Professional Diver competing on the international stage for Britain, Actual football player, studied wing chun kung fu, karate, kickboxing, drives F1 cars

Crank for sure. He's way more badass

I think reading this post decreased my iq, thanks lad

Jason Statham ... crank
Dwayne Johnson .... rock
they are both names of characters they played you dumb ass

Crank Pill
Jason seems more likely not to have ruined his liver with whatever got the rock the size of the Rock plus who knows what wrestling did to him

you'll wake only with jason stathams body, not his status. Without his status statham is only a bald manlet

Would i also wake up with statham's wife?

What is muscle memory.
You'd have the same physical ability and skill as him

>without his status johnson is just a roided out bald nigger

Why would I want to wake up smaller?

no matter what physical abilities you'll have you will always be a manlet
dwayne is tall

I take the crock pill and wake up tomorrow in the rock's body with the heart rate gimmick from crank and have a hype as fuck last day alive.

dwayne married that
and jason married her

you can keep the height and ugly

jason is rich and famous.

and so is dwayne
your point?

Statham anyday. bonus if I get his fight skills.

she wouldnt have married jason if he wasnt rich and famous.

you're trying so hard
you must be like 6'1" or something and that's all you have going for you. A weak dyel skele fag

>shitty movies

Fuck you man, Jason Statham movies are a treasure to humanity!