Veeky Forums humor thread - balls sticking to leg while benching edition

super skeleton and form problems my dud

I went to a little hipster bakery yesterday, they were selling cartons of activated almond milk.

Is there unactived almond milk?

Fuck I didn't see it coming. Good one.

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>lifting 2 years
>150 lbs max

But i like my chest

Seriously, put on some weight and those numbers should fly up. I added fifteen pounds bodyweight and another 40lbs to my squat alone.

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I-It gets better doesn't it?

Reminder that 1/2/3/4 is like 5lbs away from qualifying for IPF world championship juniors division if you weigh 145lbs or less. If you lift more it's because you weigh more. Doesn't mean you're a higher level lifter.

redpill subreddit

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Personal favorite

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It's even funnier when you realise this was actually a thread and not just made up.

Archive source?

>another thread with 200+ posts of the same shitty screencaps

I'm all for the Reddit invasion now desu

>Fatty Detected
Just because 135 is half your body weight doesnt make it that easy for everyone.

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>Implying I haven't seen every thread ever made on this board 10 times over.
>Implying every post made isn't just needless repetition since 2009.
>Implying life has a purpose and isn't just a big unfunny joke.

Let the kids have fun man.

thanks dad

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depends on so many things. If you have a big ribcage, you have a significant advantage when it comes to bench lifting, since it changes to leverages completely. You need to understand that there are biomechanical realities you cant train and diet away. People with long femurs will never be world class weightlifters because their squat will always be subpar. But they make better deadlifters in general.
Look at the difference between someone with a big ribcage and a small ribcage. There's so much more to it than diet and training intensity
youtube.com/watch?v=EapVkFWiq_g

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Not really fit but I still get a chuckle from this one

>Yummy dick, bro!
>that face
Never fails to make me laugh

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youtu.be/qux9-HOm6eg

>text covering face
absolutely genius

Well looks like I have something to look forward to for the next shake.

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>tfw no one to swordfight with

Agreed.

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WELCOME TO Veeky Forums

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Tippest toppest Kek

>powerlifter
>abs
Good joke

this is my favorite of all time

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>that guy who day trades in the squat rack

>the final faces
Every time

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Please!

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>the barbell is too heavy for a spear handle
>counting the bar

>Dove shaped some bottles after the shape of women
>fat women got angry cause their bottle looked fat

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JUST SNAP MY SHIT SENPAI

I see a guy who looked like this every so often at my gym, like he had aids or something
wearing a full sweatsuit and toque in the summer
whenever I see him he NEVER touches the weights, he will spend 40+ minutes or more doing these really weird stretches, jumping around, jogging in place, and all kinds of just strange stuff that really has no use for building any muscle and doesn't look like good cardio either
worse is he takes up like two benches every time, usually the best ones too, to do this fucking bullshit he can easily do at home for free instead of paying a monthly membership to swing his arms about and annoy me.

actually I can't say he's never touched a weight since two weeks ago I saw him doing windmills with a really small pink kettle bell.

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fuckin jujimufu

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started wearing a lifting bra and my gains have huge

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I'm living in Asia rn and this is also especially true
gym always looks like this during any moderately busy hours

Which part of Asia?

>London
I don´t know why this gets asket that much, but hell, even I was asked if I´m from anywhere close to london.
AND I AM A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>bar being a problem

how in the fuck is that possible. I was full Auschwitz (literally recovering from surgery and never having done any weight lifting before), and I wanted to kill myself because I struggled with doing 12 x 4 with 15 kg to each side of the bar.

>being new

its a meme. some semi-famous roidhead once responded with "please be in london" to some whore

tinytrip was natty i thought

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completely lost it at the ez-curlbar bow.

Just some bro's doing /Startingsiege/

why are you even testing your 1RM at those weights, complete waste of a workout

why are females so self centered and annoying

missing talking on the phone

DELETE THIS COMIC

what did he mean by this?

>to some whore
it was a dude, and that's why tiny hasn't shown his face around here since then

Was it a trap?