Tfw haven't pooped in 4 days

>tfw haven't pooped in 4 days
Am I going to die?

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no, but it'll be extremely painful

You'll die eventually.
Don't worry though, I was once constipated for 5 days and then took the biggest shit of my life.
That happened when I was about 10 years old too, still never took a shit that big.

You fine for the moment. Once you get to 10 days or so you gonna have to worry about going into toxic shock (the poo starts to poison you) - happened to a collegue - he started turning green and sweating constantly.

Get some laxatives if you start feeling pain.

yes probably, it will probably be painful for him

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I have been pooping only once a week or not at all since I was a kid. You'll be fine.

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How
I poop at least twice a day, sometimes even 3 times

I don't know. I guess it came from holding my white in for days on end for no reason when I was younger so maybe my rectum expanded to God like size so I can hold it for a while before noticing. Of course I don't do it these days but nothing has changed much.

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You missing out bro. It's fun - just sit there contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Get a great feeling of accomplishment once the job is done.

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>I guess it came from holding my white in for days on end
dude wut

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Push hard doggo

i am on psmf. i sometimes dont shit a week.

Push hard doggo

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one time i didnt shit for more than 10 days, i was fine.

Stop being a bitch, stressing doesn't help you poop.

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Push hard doggo

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If you're not eating at all or much then it's normal to not poop.

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One I was 7 days without making a shit. And when I finally did it was ver y painfull indeed.

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I've gone weeks without pooping before, you'll be okay.

You'll rupture a hemorrhoid, doggo. Eat more fiber

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I've pooped 4 times today and it's not even midday. Am I going to die?

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God knows I need this right now.

I remember being 21 too

Boi, eat your oats and veggies and this wont happen

Push hard doggo

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What are you eating, sunlight?
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>tfw poop about 7 times a day

jesus christ eat some fiber

For me, pooping actually isn't fun anymore. I don't get why people find pooping to be fun

Ever since I started eating more to lift, my shits changed from nice solid ones to the longer, softer ones. what went from a quick 1-2 minute session with a wipe and im done is now a horror show. needing to pat and press instead of wiping to get the residue off, then wiping carefully, and frequently having to return to re-wipe later because even though the paper was clean, irritation comes back