Just got this text did i make it anons??

just got this text did i make it anons??
also share your mires

>fat all life
>dad mom divorced at 13 have not seen him since 15
>18 (saw him today for fathers day)
>9%bf 1/2/4/4(ss lol)
>didnt recognize me at first
>every 5 minutes squeezing my arms

Did you fuk ur dad?

no, I guess he expected to see an even fatter weaker version of myself

What do I say Veeky Forums?

She's tryin but god damn she killed the joke

just tell her straight that you want to sniff her asshole and lick it and ask when she's free

You'll have to palmate the area to confirm

stop typing like a retard

yeah there's a third femur between my legs its so big and I need someone to check it out

You'll change your story after I administer some vagodilation

"You just crashed that joke with no survivors".

This

rollan

Ask if she will be ur qt autistic gf

Fucking Veeky Forums never change

You're crazy if you don't write this

>people who say never change

why are you speaking to a trap, you degenerate faggot

tell her "brb im going to jump off a bridge"

please tell me you wrote this, OP

my heart

I don't get it. why is changing her story funny and what story.

holy kek

She looks like a fatty, son

Are you trying to fuck a fatty??

this

This post with that webm is perfect

>be me
>go to middle of times square
>hold sign "KISS ME (I'M DESPERATE)"
>old women laugh and smile at me
>older guys literally look at me in disgust
>4 girls and 1 guy (no homo) come up to kiss me on the lips in the 40 minutes I was out there

am i Chad anons?

w-why were the old ladies laughing anons?

theyre laughing at the pathetic depths of your generation (and, most likely, thankful they will be dead before you take the reigns)

>whAt it Do

o-oh but some said I'm cute user

d-does chad not do this?

sauce pls

Chad dosent need a sign user

o-oh then what am I?

i thought i scored a decent number of women given the time i was out there for

Surfing is fuckin gay lmao

wooooooooah woah

wooooooaaaahhh hold on

this

bodysurf/bodyboard mustard race

tell her you'll vasodilate her puss with your dick BONE.

ps call her a fuckin nerd.

>I hope you're not as bad at sex as you are at jokes. Lemme see them digits bb
You're welcome.

no you fucking twat
any kind of board floating on water with you on it is homosex

She seems to be just the expert you were looking for

wtf is the sauce

says a fucking crossdresser

where did I go wrong?

...

Wow then you pussy out, end yourself user

never gonna make it

cringe

Both and I already met you.

tell her you wanna meet her at her house then poop in her bathroom xd

holy shit, this is the best post ive seen in months.

Autism 1 - 0 You

if dubs say "fuck you spic"

fucked it retard, nothing screams confidence like lol an anonymous image board told me to say that XD

>everyone triggered by a guy trolling around on tinder

proptip: stop taking this app seriously.

kys

>lol I was just saying what random ppl on Veeky Forums told me to say
unironically either kill yourself or leave this site and never come back

I'm fucking speechless. You should get a job as the dude who cleans up after pornshoots, because I have never seen anyone get a pussy dry faster.

lol i was just pretending to be retarded xdd

sometimes when I think I'm the epitome of autism, I'm glad Veeky Forums always manages to make me feel better about myself

This

Thank you for taking yourself out of the gene pool senpai.

Say "so you're a doctor? I wouldn't mind marrying into money"

You fucking idiot. Might as well end it.

You went wrong by not listening to what WE told you to say, when you literally asked us. And yoy said the worst possible thing you could have.

topkek

If she s like that
You didn t make it user

Dammit man she's giving you a free pass just grab it

"well are you an urologist then?"

it went from "haha your dick is not a bone" to "get away from me perv" really fast

I am deadly serious here, I actually want to help you
1. join a combat sports gym and work hard, does loads for confidence and you have literally none.
2. read up on how to be assertive, how to not back down, essentially how not to fucking pussy out.
3. talk to A LOT of girls, just go to a bar and talk to them. Don't ever try pickup lines or scripted stuff, just go and say something like hi I'm user and you look cute so I decided to talk to you but not scripted, say what YOU (not me) would say. Doesn't really matter if you get rejected, it will actually help you not be afraid of rejection. \
4. if all those don't work then either you're a pussy and you didn't actually did what I advised you to do or you did and have serious mental issues you need to work on with a doctor. But 99% this is going to work for you.

kill yourself

do this OP

You're all pathetic lmao

...

currently giggling at the idea of a Veeky Forumsizen walking up to a girl and saying "Hi, I'm user, and you look cute so I decided to talk to you, but not scripted!"

Made my day thank you.

is this message from a short chubby curry lad?

Idk. I get that a lot from women and I'm not close to "making it" in my eyes. I feel that I've made it when I finally get mirin' posts from Veeky Forums.

>men

Damn Macron is one kinky frenchy.

is that macron?

Is that Macron?

TFW i forgot to censor face

not macron
everybody know he is a raging fag

No, Macron is gay

No, you're gay.

I thought Macron was the one who was abused by his roastie high school teacher?
Is that why he's gay now?

You're pathetic, that's what you are. I would genuinely rather die as the kissless virgin that I am than stoop to those levels.

guys are sooo romantic tbqh senpai

Not the user you were replying to but I'm fairly autistic, would you go to the bar with friends or alone? And what combat sport should I do?

are you catfishing them?

>HAHA IM GURL
>WHY DO GUYS WANT TO DICK ME

Dude im in man mode, Thats now how you court me and il fucking tell them that. You want a real girl who wuvs you user? Dont let these bitches talk to you like that
>beautiful boobs and ass, also your hair is nice to.
>do you ride a bike?

Bitch please, dont let whores think they can play in your court, what are you some degenerate?

Ask for his size, if he writes 8'' or more you say "so 7'' in reality, too small sorry", otherwise just "no, I prefer them bigger"

lol no not even looking for hook ups, but I'm in like hiking groups, gaming groups, fitness groups but ppl still send those

you are dealing with a professional, you're fuck

fuck off hook up apps if ur not looking to hook up dumb thot

is not a hook up app, is just groups about. whatever. like i said, fitness, Vidya, hiking, running, protests, shopping etc.

No she called you a cliche