Tfw fat people see surgery as weight loss

>be boogie
>already know risks because doctors are going to tell you before any scheduling like every doctor ever
>it's 2% something could go wrong
>fake post a bunch of positive "looking forward to it!!!" stuff on all media outlets
>one week before the surgery
>"gotta go in for a precheck! :-)"
>post something like "got some concerning news, not sure how to take it"
>don't post for a day
>Post some bullshit like: "To my friends and family, I previously have been told that there is a risk in my surgery that could lead to serious complications. Because of this I have decided NOT to go through the surgery even if it would save me weight. I do this because I care for my Family and friends too much. Thank you for your support as I explore other methods"

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Seems the most likely option, honestly.

yes

>tfw boogie will die in your lifetime

Oh, absolutely.
>webm related.

This makes too much sense

You should work as a fortune teller because that's exactly how it's going to turn out

Boogie doesn't want to not be fat. Being fat allows himself to continue his pity party. He likes having an obvious excuse for everything

This reminds me of my old college tutor who had gastric bypass when I started, and by the time I left she was even fatter than before

Credit to her she never blamed genetics or anything after that. All throughout the period it was like this mournful silence. She was clearly depressed about gaining even a bit of weight, which of course led to more eating.

I literally saw her fishing a McDonalds burger out of the trash one time. She must have thrown it away and then decided she wanted to eat it after all.

Boogie will be exactly the same if he actually survives. Surgery is risky anyway, especially so for a fat middle-aged man

How do you gain more weight after a gastric bypass?
Like, isn't your esophagus pretty much attached to your intestines now?
She'd need to be eating little portions ever half hour for every waking moment

I mean, caloric value of food isn't tied to volume. You could eat 1200 cal-worth of twinkies and probably not be much more full than you would a mcdouble.

If your diet choices don't change neither will your weight.

True, but the effectiveness of a gastric bypass comes from the fact that under most circumstances you physically cannot consume a volume of food that would sustain an obese body.

It takes a major change in diet to actually consume more calories with a bypass than before. Like having a hipflask of corn syrup or something

all it would take is 3 "snacks" a day to keep up that figure. It's not like you digest slower with this so you'll still be hungry several times a day if your appetite hasn't adjusted.

watch my 600 lb pound life and you'll see. The doctor makes them lose a certain amount of weight through diet and exercise before giving them the gastric bypass, just to make sure it won't be a waste and they can actually stick to a change. It works for a lot of them, but some of them end up gaining all the weight and then some after they go through the surgery. It's a sad show, but really motivating on a cut kek

Man if he doesn't fucking lose weight from this he's 100% committing suicide. What a failure.
he's gonna be like Ma LEEEg's if he botches it.

> It's a really sad show
I'm pretty sure you meant hilarious.

nah I do feel bad that people can let themselves get to that point, at least the people who actively realize how disgusting they are. The Assanti brothers are obviously mongoloids, but I felt bad for their dad.

The only difference between comedy and tragedy is conscience.

>gastric bypass
what happens to the rest of the stomach? does it still secrete acid and hormones?

is he actually geting a lapband but just calls it gastric bypass? because why would you get a gastric bypass?
dayonehealth.com/what-is-the-difference-between-lap-band-and-gastric-bypass/
maybe this site is an advertisement for the lap band, but seems much faster recovery. also to me seems like they could just release the band if need be.
he's so fat even a lap band isnt drastic enough?

Someone screen cap this so when it happens we can all laugh.

He's just prolonging his suffering. I've seen more than one hamplanet eat their way out of a bypass.

>tfw have never clicked on this webm before but always assumed it was ice cream or frosting or something
>tfw he lifts up the jar of mayonnaise

I'm surprised he hadn't had to do the same thing. Then again, all the hamplanets I've known that have gone under the knife have also had to diet a bit before the surgery, and still ate their way out of it.

My guess is he'll fuck up and tear his stitches, if it's actually a bypass and not that balloon or lap band shit. Just overeating can completely fuck up the surgery later on.

He went to a bunch of places that wanted to do that but he refused. He found the one sketchy doctor to do his surgery without him showing any personal responsibility/weight loss first, he's fucked.

Seriously?

I know a few people who have had this surgery, and they all lost a lot of weight. They absolutely have to watch what they eat and drink now at all times, because they get sick and end up in the hospital if they don't. This man is in for some shit.

Just eat less food and drink only water, guys. You can get the same results without damaging your body.

i hope so this fatass needs to die already

And to think that they could have just watch what they eat and drink at all times even without spending money going under the knife, face the risk associated with the surgery and its side effects.
It's ironic how the perceived easy way turns out to be the harder way in the long run.

Many people who get a gastric bypass end up choking to death because they are such gluttons that they fill up their stomach, then fill up their esophagus, and then choke to death as the food pours into their lungs.

Boogie will either die that way, or he'll rip his stomach apart by over eating and bleed to death.

Drimpfle Drangle is going to kill Boogie and all you insane racists on this site are to blame for it

Source?

>tfw user will never be a fitness instructor to cute magical creature's like Elves, mergirls, plant girls, werewolves, and various other miscellaneous monstergirls like Oni

Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

Thanks

Screencapped

As a med student nothing disgusts me more than pieces of shit like boogie who willingly neglect their health and then take the easy way out with a gastric bypass. I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to work with disgusting fucks like him for the rest of my life.

Why doesn't he just try eating less?

He's addicted to food. "Trying to eat less" for him is like trying to take no heroin of a drug addict.

>tfw Zyzz died in Boogie's lifetime

Because he has absolutely zero willpower. Good think dubs already confirmed he will die during surgery.

Why don't you just stop watching porn?

Done a upper GI surgical rotation, yeah the stomach proper and duodenum is left intact because their respective secretions are still required to digest food correctly (and their important endocrine functions). Gastric banding is really not popular anymore, gastric sleeving is the next big thing. Bypass was considered pretty archaic as fast as I was aware.

I can imagaine boogey's wife will pray for him to die during the surgery now

Knew this puertorrican girl that got gastric bypass. She lost fat everywhere but her tits, ass and underarms... one lipo on her tris and she honestly looked like a brown bombshell.

She never gained back the weight, even when having a baby but her T&A shrunk down a bit, oddly enough.

imagine you're a gold digger

would all that money even feel worth it?
how many years has she been boogie's full time caregiver?

You're not allowed to drink anything carbonated after gastric bypass.
>tfw no more Mountain Dew and Doritos smoothies for boogie

Include me in the screencap

I never clicked it either until you mentioned it, and I actually gagged. Jesus fuck

Fuck man, I hope he makes it.

Why go under the knife when you can just decide to eat less? I don't understand ...

those tits and ass would be vile naked though
flabby tits and ass is horrid

Fucking kek

Why would say that specifically? Because she's a mud or because of the gastric bypass?

>She'd need to be eating little portions ever half hour for every waking moment
Some fat people have underlying psych issues for why they overeat, or just the unwillingness to make lifestyle changes, so that's probably what she's doing. Her stomach is reduced to a pouch, but she's slowly restretching that pouch back out.

Gastric bypass works for most patients, but not for the ones too fucked in the head as well and who don't get that fixed. If it's a matter to sticking to lifestyle changes, many hospitals do followups but there's only so much they can do.

This is retarded; getting surgery won't fix your shit mentality

Can we have some kind of Veeky Forums celebration when he croaks

I hope youre right.

aww, a full video in which Boogie doesn't swallow anything.

Addiction + lack of willpower.

Boogie said he would lose weight for years and even got FREE personal training sessions from Diamond Dallas Page but still weighs over 500 lbs. He has literally no control when it comes to not eating 6000+ calories a day.

...

He's going out on that table desu senpai

The real question is who will die first. Boogie or Piana?

I know your going to be right about this 100%

>tfw had a gastric bypass when I was 26
>Didn't understand fully how it was going work
>thought it literally just meant my stomach ha become better at crushing food so I could eat more calories
>used to eat 5000 calories a day then listen to trash compactor noises online and pretend that was my stomach crushing food
>bragged to everyone about how my surgery helped
>gained back all the weight I had lost
>doctors got mad as fuck at me
>beratted me hard for this shit
>tfw it took my another 2 years to start eating less calories
>I am 31 now, lost most weight but never had a gf, still get stomach pains
>tfw parents paid for the surgery and now they cut me off
>tried to sneak to their house and post a picture of myself with the weight lost through the letterbox
>dad saw me and chased me down the street
>told me 'if i see your fat ass again I'll spear you whale boy'
>even though I am not fat now

If this comes true, I will officially believe that Veeky Forums is actually an omniscient God.

Car wash

>make parents pay for expensive ass surgery
End up losing the weight with good ol' fashioned (and free) self discipline and restraint instead
If nothing else, you're a fucking master level troll

I would have screencapped if you got trips. Unfortunately you were one off.

Fuck, I could see that happening

Does he unironically eat that shit? Must be so fucking gross!