What is the closest thing to roids that aren't roids/have harmful side effects?

What is the closest thing to roids that aren't roids/have harmful side effects?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4493260/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3788622
tim.blog/2014/04/10/saunas-hyperthermic-conditioning-2/amp/
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Progressive overload training

there's literally nothing. the power gap is comically large between the two. and it's exactly what the above poster said.

metal

Who the fuck is this? He looks almost exactly like me. It's kinda creepy

My dickkkk. Jkin look up sarms mofoo

eric bugenhagen

spends every day training bulgarian style with stupidly heavy weight on memelifts. gorrila genetics. supposedly natty.

What you don't understand is large muscles ARE the side effect

The body doesn't want to pack on muscle for a reason, it is high maintenance, consumes energy, and with little real benefit. It only puts on muscle if forced to do so, which is where training comes in. Humans evolved away from strength to intelligence as their survival mechanism. Anything that causes rapid muscle gain will have harmful sides almost by definition.

>tfw to intelligent for muscles.

pretty sure he is natty. he doesn't have huge body but he is strong

What about HGH?

Fucking traps/ eating the farts of high test brap girls

creatine and melatonin.

>creatine = more strength/mass
>melatonin = deeper sleep = more GH production

The sauna. Crank the temp and go for 30 min.

Not a meme.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4493260/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3788622


Tldr?
tim.blog/2014/04/10/saunas-hyperthermic-conditioning-2/amp/

I know Tim Ferris is scummy but read the linked study

lifting

Goddamnit..
my johnson would punch her in the diaphram.

saunas supposedly make you infertile though so watch out

Oh shit I didn't know that! thx mang

thanks user this makes me feel better about my dick now I just gotta find a tiny girl

Whatever, I dont want to have kids.

oats

if you think a couple test roid cycles are going to kill you, you are laughably mistaken lil scrot. at worst you live to 87 not 89. so what.

im on board with this shit. have you seen most of the people that live past 70? the quality of life is garbage, sometimes they might as well be dead. fuck me if i live that long that i get put in a home where they ram silverwear up my ass and put dirty diapers on my head. just kill me if i make it to 55

kek

welp gonna stop with the cheap "sit in the hot shower" sauna now

I can handle a shortened life, I just don't want a shortened life with tiny testicle