>Back home from uni, tried tinder >No shirtless pics, no description >Swipe right on everything, 100 matches in a week >15 of them are cute, so I message them >10 reply to the first message ("hey"), 8 to the second one ("how are you?") >I'm pretty sick of trying mindgames/bs lines, so I just don't reply or do it in way that kills the conversation >The ones that keep trying are the ones I can easily fuck >4 of them do it, one of them is actually a solid 6.5/7 out of 10, had a slip up that didn't make sense, I replied with "?" after a day and she instantly sends paragraphs trying to re-initiate the convo >pic attached is her >constantly get messages from all the others, will set up dates soon
I-is this what making it feels like?
Benjamin Thompson
One can only make it when they leave this shithole
Levi Parker
at least we have each other right bro. no homo
Anthony Rodriguez
Post pics of yourself
Dylan Davis
im gonna get roasted. Average face, not chiseled or anything; I go to the gym by normie standards but probably DYEL by Veeky Forums standards. 80kg 183cm bench 90x5 ohp 55x5 squat 120x5 .
Jonathan Hernandez
That ain't even dyel nigga. You weak af and probably look like jack skellington on the beach.
Adam Morgan
yeah, I guess. I promise I'll be DYEL by this time next year!
Chase Collins
It's kg not lbs He's repping almost 1/2/3
Brandon Gonzalez
You're an idiot that's kilograms. It's not huge but it's far from being skellingon.
Xavier King
>I-is this what making it feels like? you wrote all that crap and you haven't met any of them yet? jfc fatass dyrus from league of legend gets harrased more than you.
make a topic when your virgin ass gets some poon
Elijah Richardson
Wtf that's my wife
Joshua Diaz
she's 18, probably not
Angel Gomez
you made it once you actually bang one of them but certainly gj so far
Gavin Howard
tinder is a waste of time
it's much more efficient to go to a bar or club.
James Garcia
You think shes a 7 bro? She's like an 8.5.
You made it.
Jack Parker
>Go to bar / club >Maybe come home 1 out of 5 times with 8/10 looking girl who turns out to be a 2/10 in the morning when you sober up
>Turn on Tinder >20 girls who are 5/10 will date you if you're remotely attractive >They stay 5/10 the next morning and you can pump and dump as much as you like
Admit it, grandpa. Clubs and Bars are going the way of the dodo.
Oliver Parker
joke's on you, there are no 8/10 girls in UK clubs. Worldwide 6s have the egos of 9s in here. Fuck this shitty country
Gabriel Price
How do I take good pictures for Tinder? I have basically no pictures of myself. I want to use Tinder since I don't want to pledge a fraternity again just to meet grils. I've never taken a selfie because it feels too vain/I'm too insecure. h-help me Veeky Forums
Dylan Gomez
anyone have tips for getting girls at clubs? the one's i go to, all the hot girls are with men, and the ugly ones are in groups of 5 and generally just get uncomfortable if you even dance near them.
i've heard if you just stay at the bar till like 4am everyone there wants to fuck so its ez mode but ive never tried it. is it true? i usually go with friends and they want to leave way before 4 so what do
Levi Hughes
Make a tinder profile and search for men
Try to imitate their pictures (obviously only the good looking ones)
Lucas Walker
>be attractive >go to club >have great time with the m8s and bring a hot girl home >don't have to spend 15 minutes every day and night trying to play mind game chess with random catfish online
Jayden Garcia
What country faggot
Leo Peterson
Finland is like this. I'm not him but just saying
Colton Thomas
the trick is to look for girls who want you more than you want them
if you want them more then that means you're desperate, which is about as attractive to women as drinking a gallon of industrial fertilizer
if you want them less than they want you that means you're confident, which is just attractive
the thing is to just realize that people are fickle and irrational, so just focus on having fun because even if you've been talking to a girl for an hour she'll bail on you at the drop of a hat if someone hotter comes along or her friends want to go somewhere else.
if you're getting absolutely no catches then you probably need to work out more and stop dressing like a nerd.
Josiah Rodriguez
h-how did you know I was from the UK?
I agree with you though. I've been clubbing enough to know that it's for trash people looking for other trash people.
Tinder all the way.
Jose Hill
Britbong here and I have to agree, UK girls as a general rule are fucking ugly, especially the ones you find in bars and clubs.
They also have some serious fucking superiority complex and expect you to put up with shitty behaviour, and If you don't you're a filthy misogynist.
Fuck I hate chavs.
Chase Taylor
If they get treated as 9's, they're 9s, it's just the free market in action. I wouldn't pay full price for a Ferrari but someone will, so it's worth what it's worth.
Hunter Evans
Yeah, you only spend an hour in the club buying her drinks and playing mind games to convince her to get in the taxi with you, only to lose to the 20 other chads who are doing the exact same thing.
Sounds way better, bro.
Isaac Gray
The only way I EVER get lucky clubbing/bar hopping, is if I'm with a group of friends, and they bring girls, at least one of those girls will usually want to fuck. Maybe I'm ugly, but I've never been able to pick up a stranger. Canada btw.
Leo Hill
It's just that anything above 6/10 gets locked down while they're in college / university, so you don't see them in the wild unless they've just gone through a recent breakup.
The 6/10's are still 6/10's, they just have no competition above them so act like 9/10's.
Nicholas Wright
>message 15 girls >18 replies Guess you already made it
William Smith
>m8s i dont even have those
Levi Sullivan
10 out of 15 answer the first one. 8 out of 10 answer the second one. Are you trolling or honestly this dumb?
James Bennett
Maybe it's a flattering picture, but that girl looks like a solid 8.5
gj user
David Barnes
Friendly reminder that bar/tinder sluts aren't marriage material
Hudson Evans
go to a rave and take molly, it will literally cure your autism especially if you go with other people you know, they will be bros 4 life
i did last weekend at EDC. the most fun i had in years
Mason Morales
Who else /opposite/? >Try Tinder after recovering from fatness >No matches
Mason Morales
>be black >fucking around with GPS spoofer on tinder >go to various locations with varying success (I don't do too well in most of latin America, mudslime countries or Eastern Asia; China excluded) >do reasonably well everywhere else though >decide to fake a location in Montana then go to bed. >next day after work I decide to go on tinder and right swipe everybody >I counted 32 matches in the span of a 4 minute swiping session
I was caught off guard by this. I thought I'd do terribly in Montana seeing how it's basically 90%+ white and mostly bumfuckville. I had the same experience with Boise Idaho too.
Jack Powell
how bored are you?
Andrew Diaz
you sound like a loser. And no, you haven't made it.
Camden Mitchell
Pretty fucking bored desu. I stopped taking tinder serious a while ago.
I find it ironic when girls get mad you don't reply to them after they send the first message
Adrian Brooks
agreed
Andrew Clark
BTFO
Jayden Cooper
Those weights at 80kg and 183cm are barely out of DYEL mode.
Christian Cook
Tinder is meh, I've had 4 tinder dates in the past 3 months and all except one of them wasn't DTF and wanted a relationship.
I always hear people calling it a shag app but you've got girls on there looking for the real thing
Joshua Lee
Jesus, that's pathetic. Just go to a bar, get drunk and start talking to girls while being in a positive mood
Julian Torres
Just b urself brah
Jonathan Gonzalez
>graduating college >all my friends are nerds >no one to club with and such
How do I salvage this? How to make Chad friends?
Hunter Russell
>Make a tinder profile and search for men Just make sure you don't fuck one. By accident, of course
Kayden Baker
>Be me >Snapchat on tinder because I'm lazy >Get a snap from random girl saying hey >Painfully average 6/10 >Whatev, its been a few days >Send back a pic of me eating cereal that says "Want some semen?" >"Lol yes" >Get her address and go smash
Caleb Walker
>Going to a poolside yoga party tonight >Probably going to be 70% women 30% men at worst
How can I capitalize on this?
Easton Kelly
what the fuck is a yoga party? with that m:f ratio you'd have to try to fuck up though
Hunter Rodriguez
There's competitions and prizes and a pool so it's kind of like a party, but with yoga lel
Mason Perez
lmao
David Murphy
Bet that ratio is the other way round. Full of dudes on the hunt for cunt.
Levi Gonzalez
this sounds very bizarre to me
Colton Nguyen
That's why I mentioned alcohol
Bentley Jenkins
/10 never had a match /10 friend had matches regularly
Is subliminal racism meant to be this extreme? I thought I'd do worse than my white friends but come on
Gabriel Peterson
Show a pic of yourself
Parker Garcia
>The feel when ohp 55kg but bench 75kg Never gonna make it right?
Logan Smith
and now he disappears from the thread because he's fat, bald, and ugly
Carson Diaz
>no shirtless pics
How important is this rule? I was fat as a teen and have always wanted to be able to show of my body. All of this work for nothing?
Joseph Reyes
I have the opposite problem, Id like to date and develop a relaymtionship but Ive fucked through many many girls on tinder and they only want the D, even when I make all the relationshitty stuff, not just netflix and chill