What is the minimum level of Veeky Forums to marry a chubby Latina with a sexy face?

What is the minimum level of Veeky Forums to marry a chubby Latina with a sexy face?

Bumping for interest I need this shit too

You should ideally be:
>taller than her
>shoulder width near the width of her hips
>able to actually carry her
For you to not look fucking weird as a couple. If you are physically smaller than her in bulk it looks really strange so you should be thicc yourself.

Have more food stamps than other men within a 60 mile radius

You should ideally be:

Latino
19 or younger.
Any body type is OK.

I'm being racist, but 92% they're married and pregnant and have given up on looking good by 20.

This

>chubby latina

I see long term thinking is not your strong suit.

Be at least 5'11, have a decent face, dont be a pussy. -T. Latin lover

I don't get the 5'11 shit when it comes to Latinas I mean the average Hispanic girl maxes out at like 5'4 by 21

>chubby latina

oh you sweet stupid fuck the moment you marry her or have a kid she's gonna completely let go of her body. On the plus she'll do whatever you want and cook and clean like a motherfucker. But she is gonna get faaaaaaaaat.

I don't know how to meet them or be taken seriously by one, cos they tend to stick to their own kind, like Asians do as well.

green card mode
offer to help her make that anchor baby

I'll just pick one that plays soccer and enjoy her booty sweat.

Spanish girls are tough if you're a white guy. It's a different culture.

White girls you just need status a little cash and good game and they'll spread their legs like you wouldn't imagine.

Spanish girls you need to be a fucking man. Machismo is a much bigger deal. You need to beat them at everything and be better than them in every way. They aren't as threatened by it as white girls are they just respect it.

So be able to make more money than her (not hard, spanish girls all have shit jobs). Be able to carry her. Be able to work on cars and do manly shit. Don't marry one

> Move to Houston, Texas
> Work at a sports bar
> Develop a nasty coke habit
> ???
> profit

>tfw latino but look white

What are my options?

Pretty much anything.

Go back

I need to know this as well pls

get hella pussy. being an ubercastizo is the way to go, trust me

get tinder plus and set your location to somewhere in south america

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Depends on the girl but if you go for a Latina that has pride, she will dump you for a brown Latino because you have too much sissy Gringo blood in you.

>Tfw I look Scandinavian as fuck (cos I am)
>tfw no one has found Nordic guys attractive or relevant since Hitler controlled half of Europe
>secretly just wish I was an Italian or Greek from New York

You can't always get what you want I guess.

Just be white and you're good to go
t.Spic

then go for a white latina, ese

>tfw no one has found Nordic guys attractive

you're kidding yourself my man. work up your confidence; and remember, confidence comes with experience

>the grass is always greener on the other side

GREEN CARD.

I guess I'd still just be the same goofball as I am today, but at least I'd have those "interesting" features women go nuts for these days.

I'm doing what I can, man.

>tfw Native American
What mode to get a qt 3.14 fit latina?

Move off the res

How chubby we talking?

I'm danish living in Canada. I'm 6'3" dark blonde blue eyes 210 lbs. Women are constantly staring at me, I get fuck loads of tinder matches and dates, fags always staring at me etc. You're just an autistic retard

Not OP, but she's as far as I'd go.

>You're just an autistic retard
T-thanks.

>Katie Cummings will probably never get pregnant while doing porn
Why even live?

Really is a shame, still watch her though. Something about casual bad acting gets me rock hard.

southeast asians apparently like white dudes and see paleness as a sign of high social status. You will find this in a lot of brown cultures

I lived in a 90% Latino area and can vouch for this.

why the fuck would you marry a fat beaner?

They like white men cos they're their ticket out of the fucking hell that is living in Thailand or The Philippines.

You got it made, faggot. If you're white enough to pass as white, white people won't feel threatened around you/you can fit in fine. Being Latino means you'll get all the advantages that minorities get. You're the perfect amount of danger for white/Asian girls and a chance for darker completed chicks to gain status cause you're white(looking) but are a minority so you won't be hated by them.

>tfw had this
>tfw she is dating a nigger now
J U S T
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This. Also stay away from firewater, grow your hair out, and make up a native accent.

everyone knows you need at least 2/3/4/5 lifts while 6'4+ to even get the glance of a fat, likely impoverished south American woman who already got knocked up by 4'11 Pablo next door and aborted their brown bastard tacospawn with a coathanger because they couldnt afford the drive to Austin

that's a huge part of it, and you can absolutely leverage it to sift through hundreds of girls til you find one who is worth slightly more than a pump and dump

there are women on this planet who see whiteness as more attractive than brownness

Fuck lad, did you live in a small town outside of austin aswell? My high school had a fucking playground out front, for all the kids in daycare while mommy was in algebra 1 during her junior year.

>chubby
?

>he wasn't raised by fat, fake midwestern women
>he hasn't despised yet wanted to fuck his fat cousins since his dick started working due to constant bombardment of thicc chick propaganda spewing from their mouths
>he hasn't had an unshakeable bbw fetish since he was 12 and always gravitated towards fat chicks even though he knows they are extremely shallow, and that his peers will make fun of him
Its like you don't want to make it.

low hanging fruit etc.
you're not wifing up these beasts, you're using them as a canvas to eject bodily fluid(s) onto so you no longer feel the need to "paint" canvasses for a few hours

Damn son. The only thing you'll make at that rate is a bunch of bad decisions that turn your life into a living hell. Fat chicks have zero self-discipline and zero capacity to accept responsibility.

You will be dating a child. A very large, greasy child.

Please stop this is getting too close to home.

>dating
I don't think you understand chubby fetishes. These are pigs to hate fuck without giving them your name and then punch her in the stomach and never see her again.

I know this. I just want them to love me. I am attracted to the innocence, but I know they will only get worse.
You overestimate my self confidence and testosterone levels.

literally the reason why i train is to be thicc enough to find a thicc gf

that's why 5'11 is okay unlike 6'2 as demanded by white women

I do not understand them in the least. It's like being a half-pedophile; they're immature, self-absorbed, and unable to control themselves.

is this supposed to be a sexy face? She looks like she has down syndrome.

i've never met more unashamedly promiscuous women than in thailand

What the FUCK are you talking about? Are you in America?

Bro, I look Scandinavian and I have latina and mixed girls on my dick constantly. Always complimenting my "moody beautiful eyes" (sunken and blue) and my "full lips".

You must be bad looking.

>women in thailand

user i have bad (or good) news depending on what youre into

>chubby Latina
why though? even we dont want them.

This guy gets it.

Latinas are literally the best sex partners and have high sex drives. Spanish dirty talk is amazing.

incredibly fertile braphogs who may or may not make you enchiladas after parting their panama canal with your Snow Sword

captcha: Javier Solutions

He's thinking of /thicc/ latinas. Or a braphog as we're calling them this week

>Javier! we're stuck in the desert with no food or water! What're we gonna do?
>*colombian accent* I have solutions
>what kind of solutions?
>Javier solutions

If i wasn't lazy I'd make a 4 panel comic

well, latinas crave white cock even more than asian girls which makes it even more beta... but if you want to join forces with us then be my guest. i prefer the slim mostly white looking ones (but not too white) but im only one spic.

They like roidmode, tats, bald head, and not afraid of jalapeƱo or eating ass.

This

Untrue. The cute nerdy Latinas rebel against this norm and end up getting impregnated by Vietnamese boys. This keeps happening in California.

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I'm white scandinavian, 6'0 190 lbs, six pack well defined. It's usually the black girls that go out of their way to hit on me, how to get that from white/asian/hispanics instead? :(

This weekend for instance, thin black chick with fuzzy hair told me "we're sleeping together tonight user". I responded "doubt it", she was certain she was gonna get it, but no. Black girls just don't turn me on, I wish they did.

>Go to main land Mexico
> walk in wife's hometown
> buildings old, broken, graffiti, really poor
> to to market
> get praised as blanco grande
I was the only white person these people seen in years.
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>tfw black but look latino
>skinnyfat
Do I even have a chance?

There isn't one. Just look as good as you can overall. Tbh if that's your only requirements for a wife you're not ready to get married.

Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Greek, Brazilian. Greco-roman cultures put a lot of importance in the idea of the man as a the patriarch of the family which for one to be one you'll have to be strong, resourceful [not in terms of money but in terms of power - might that power consist in your intelligence or connections or strength], virtuous and charismatic. She'll will expect you to be a decent MAN [not a boy] as she will strive to be a decent WOMAN. If you behave like a man she'll behave like a woman; if don't behave like a man she'll behave like your mom and start fucking with your head.

FUCKING THICK

I have plain brown eyes/hair.

they probably think youre latino desu. no exotic appeal.

oh god, my face needs to be between those cheeks

You do, but, you have to talk to them first.

>a job making more than 25$ (easy mode) will land you any latina you want regardless of what you look like

/thread

Damn I love me some stockings and this is the shallow Latina, that, without gainz or if you haven't been to jail, you might not have a chance with.

>GF is Latina but looks like a Korean hapa

Did I win?

I wish I could get me some black girl ass :(

FUG. I used to have one friend who did think I looked Mexican, but she was literally the only one who thought that.

I really think I look Scandinavian though, just not my eyes or hair.

>Latina
>Spanish
Americans...

>job making more than 25$

Fucking sure, m8.

>I really think I look Scandinavian though, just not my eyes or hair.
Haha, oh wow. Back to /pol/ with you.

Where in California? Nobody wants a Vietnamese boy, especially thicc 1-2nd gen american Latinas.

SoCal obviously

You full of yourself. As long as you have a car and a job you'll be good, you faggot.

Like 35k a year and a willingness to engage in domestic violence (she won't be satisfied otherwise).

Source?

Full of myself?

25$ is the bare minimum for a job to be considered decent.

I'm making 95$ currently and can barely save 2k a month.

Maybe try leaving the gym once in a while and apply for jobs.

You can land a chick like that working at McDonalds nigga. Chubby girls look good in touched up photos, but generally are disgusting IRL with their clothes off. Sweaty with body odor my nigga.

Alexandra Uchi

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