Why do people on Veeky Forums want a girlfriend so bad?

Why do people on Veeky Forums want a girlfriend so bad?

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It fills the void that lifting cannot

people generally want to get fit to attact mates.


People are on Veeky Forums cause they want to get fit. that or they are just shitposting kids from /r9k/ or /pol/. ((Please stay in your containment boards.))

Because they don't know what it is like.

It's the same reason everyone wants immortality. After living over a century the only thing you really want is to die.

I'm over wanting a GF. I want money now.

Having a GF is a Jew meme they push in the media to sell books, movies, and books. It's all a distraction to play on your sexual urges. It does not exist in real life. It is nothing more than a fantasy which they take advantage of to manipulate you to buy their products.

The true red pill is to become asexual and direct your sexual energy to other things in life.

I'm a thirsty man, I think about getting hugs all day.

Are you immortal?

Because I heard the cuddles help with insomnia.

Having a genuine friend that you share interests with but also can put your penis inside is a very enjoyable experience, although I suppose this could also be fulfilled with a man. Also cuddles are pretty fucking nice; I enjoy being used as a pillow.

Because they've been misled into believing women are wonderful fairy tale creatures instead of the ruthless slaves to evolution they are.

I just want to be loved and have a qt girl who smiles when she sees me because she gets to be with me.

I know women arn't good for my heart, but I can't stop trying

fucking germanics look like pigs

Bruh

Sex is more meaningful with someone you love. After being in a relationship the past 3.5 years and breaking up two months ago, I can attest to this.
It just feels better and the two of you get really good at it. After breaking up I've been with a few girls and they've been really weird with sex and it's been really bad. Plus the emotional connection isn't there. You don't get the butterflies in your stomach type stuff with random people.

in spite of your /pol/ tier ramblings, i do respect that you have become a volcel

unlike the incels on this board who deseperately want the sexual pleasure and attention from a woman , you choose a wiser path

Meanwhile in Dominican Republic...

lucky blue smith is beautiful tho

atleast im not a fucking germanic

no, you're a nigger

Is that why you bleach your skin, nigger?

Veeky Forums makes u gay
/pol/ makes you racist and conservative and also somehow gay
Veeky Forums makes you gay
Now that I think of it most boards make you gay

hahaha
triggered?
im not black and sammy sosa doesnt represent me, germanic pig

kek, ok faggot. You enjoy being a solo autist, me on the otherhand, ima continue to be Veeky Forums fuck my 4'11 cowtit gf regularly, finish my degree while working, volunteering to help mentally ill povo people, travel regularly AND still have time to go the pub with the lads.
If you wanna give up because you're a sad fuck that's on you cunt. If pretending you are 'redpilled' helps you sleep at night fine. But you are still living a delusion to protect your own faggot ass ego.

>/pol/ makes you racist and conservative and also somehow gay
well /pol/ make hate germanics witha passion

>cucked by spain

this is true

Girls smell nice
Girls look pretty. I like looking at pretty people and even more when pretty people look back at me
Hugs are the comfiest thing that can be
Sex is nice
I just think about girls all day

t. Not vigrin, have been in 3 relationships for 4 years total so far

>kek, ok faggot. You enjoy being a solo autist, me on the otherhand, ima continue to be Veeky Forums fuck my 4'11 cowtit gf regularly, finish my degree while working, volunteering to help mentally ill povo people, travel regularly AND still have time to go the pub with the lads.
If you wanna give up because you're a sad fuck that's on you cunt. If pretending you are 'redpilled' helps you sleep at night fine. But you are still living a delusion to protect your own faggot ass ego.

that was tainos

Why the fuck do girls have to be so soft and enjoyable to squeeze and hold? It's fucking excruciating experiencing that and then being single.

Shut up you Haitian nigger. Just because you speak Spanish does not make you different from your Haitian brothers, nigger.

you can call me whatever you want, pigskin
that wont change what you are, a germanic

>He fell for the GF meme

this. Also being loved it one of the nicest and reassuring feelings there are. Plus its fine spoiling them and watching them be happy

A hf is integral to lifting, when I had my girlfriend I could life at least 3pl8, but when she went to my brother I went down and he went up and the sudden increase made the police take his veins die questions.

No, but ive seen a lot of vampire movies and H.P. Love craftinspired things

>lying on a Japanese anime imageboard made for weeabos just to boost your own ego

How pathetic.

True shit. Going from regularly sleeping with a woman to not was rough the first few nights.

wew lad, how will I ever recover

Don't you have some voodoo to practice outside of your hut?

>If you say you have a gf you must be lying. Lmao its not that hard unless you are actually autism or 2/10
>soft and enjoyable
I love how warm and squishy they are, and fit right in your arms

Cope harder faggot

look im not black, that is why i dont feel affected by NIgger or negro

im here in my room sad and listening to sad instrumentals, thinking when this is going to end

Not only are you a pathetic faggot for lying to boost your ego, but you also have a reading comprehension of a third grader. And you're supposed to be in college? L.M.F.A.O

Spotted the nigger

>look im not black,

Sure thing Santiago.

that is a haitian

are you white?
do you have a gun?

your race doesnt matter but can you come here and and led me your gun so i can shoot myself?

no you are!1!
i'm not the guy you responded to before btw famalamatram.com

Because I have a desire to love and be loved. I've gone 24 years of my life without ever hearing someone say "I love you" to me. I've never held a girl's hand while she looks in my eyes and smiles. I've never had a girl laugh and put her hand on my thigh before looking at me with complete joy. I've never paid next to someone late at night in perfect contentedness.

I just want to feel like I have worth to someone.

To fill the void, and reassure us that they love our faults.

>24
>never touched a girl non-accidentally

Just ask your neighbor to sacrifice you for their voodoo ritual.

>not recognizing a pasta this stale

I hope you make it bro. Everyone should feel dem feels at least once.

After all the girls you smash, all the partying, the lifting, and everything.

When you go to a empty home, you feel empty yourself

You all just need to find a good grill that also wants to go to the gym, stop over complicating it.

>direct your sexual energy

This user knows, but for those reading, google Napoleon Hill transmutation

I just want someone to hang out with. If I could bone that person that'd be a plus.

plz come

i need you

You would make a terrible anthropologist

I don't know, women only brings, emotional pain, chaos and drama to your life.

Your mom loves you user.

I need a wife asap, no time for a temp gf. Some bodies to fuck, yeah. No gf though

are you really asking why a male human would want a female human as a life partner/mate on the fitness board you gas huffing retard?

this is stupidity on a primordial level. you need to promptly fuck off and kill yourself because humanity can not afford to have you further polluting the gene pool.

Help brehs, which pic should I put up as my first? Should full face pic always be first, even if you're not super aesthetic but have other pics with other people that show you as a somewhat interesting person?

Your top left pic is the most friendly and inviting. Try and take a face pic without the eyebrow raise.

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>Why do people on Veeky Forums want a girlfriend so bad?
Because they've totally bought into what the media, literature, and popular Western culture have sold them since birth: There's 'someone for everyone', and your 'soulmate is waiting for you', and 'you are a loser in life if you're alone'. That, plus out-of-control hormones, and the unrealistically idealized images of women in porn, turn off their higher brain functions, and lead them into obsession over finding 'their one true love'. They honestly believe that having a girlfriend will solve ALL their problems in life, that they'll be universally accepted, successful in all aspects of life, and (the biggest lie of all) they'll 'live happily ever after', like some goddamned fucking fairytale.

Of course that's all a bunch of bullshit. The reality of being in a relationship with another human being is much less glamorous to say the least. It takes WORK to make a relationship stable, and there's lots of mutual compromises to make, and in order to reap the benefits of having someone in your life, you have to take on the responsibility that goes with it. But you can't tell these guys that, they've got stars in their eyes, they're SURE that it's all some sort of fantasy-come-true scenario. Which, of course, is also a bunch of bullshit.

What these guys SHOULD be doing is working on their education, career, and personal development (personality, sense of humor, having some character, etc). The 'girlfriend' thing is non-essential, and should really come later. Fool around dating girls? Sure. Have fun. But that's all it is until you've got all your ducks in a row. Then you find someone you can get along with, get married, and start a different phase of your life. Assuming, that is, that you've stopped thinking and acting like a child and can take on actual adult responsibilities.

You look sad in that 3rd pic user, take that shit off.

Other than that you're good.

solid 5.5/10 put a social pic preferable with girls that makes you look good and at the same time makes it look like not cherrypicked and prob most of the pics you take are with females (aka natural)

gl normie

also actually looked at first 2 pics, 3nd pic is kinda ay bcus ur in the fucking back ground like "P-PLZ LET ME INTO PICTURE LOOK I'M INTERESTING LOOK DOING STUFF WITH HANDS"

you need pics of girls crowing you or group pics with other AROUND YOU with you in center

>I want money now.
Come join us on Veeky Forums son. Become a true Veeky Forumsraeli.

I lurk Veeky Forums often. I'm learning/reading as much as I can at the moment, but I haven't put money in any cryptos yet.

im mortal and i want to die right now

Here's some tips, lad. Read The Age of Cryptocurrency by Vigna and also pick up The Fintech Book. I just downloaded both off audible and listened to them 1.5x speed while doing cardio at the gym.

Next, make CoinDesk your homepage that way every time you start your browser you see the latest news. They also have a great Blockchain 101 section on their website.

Third, make a Twitter and follow all the cryptodevs, crypto news sites, market sites, traders, etc.

Fourth, straight up just invest. Literally put skin in the game. I kid you not, autistic faggot teenagers have made thousands with a hundred dollar invest. I did as well, though I invested 8k initially.

Finally, make a LinkedIn and be sure to put cryptocurrency/blockchain/bitcoin/etc. all in your summary. I even had a part of my career section as crypto day trader/investor. I am kidding contacts all across the states from people with similar interests and we are forming groups on their.

That's my noob advice to get you started, user. God speed.

passed

Holy fuck my grammar is shit.

Thanks mate. This is good genuine advice and I will take it. Veeky Forums is terrible at giving advice because of the enormous amount of shills. I ask for help and they usually shit on me. I will copy your message and save it onto a notepad for future references.

i want to know what it feels like to be wanted

This, the grass looks greener on the other side but it's fucked unless you get a gym brosephine then wife it up.

Having a gf is hard work trying not to loose your shit over them trying to sabotage your diet ect.

>The 'girlfriend' thing is non-essential

WARNING: having a girlfriend and then losing her will make girlfriends feel substantially fucking more essential.

Iktf

Its a cheap trick to tell yourself that you dont want to be wanted

NP, user. And yeah, Veeky Forums is full of shills, but it's all in good fun. I normally wouldn't recommend lebbit, but /r/ethtrader and /r/bitcoin, /r/btc, and /r/litecoin are all subreddits I'm part of.

I remember when I was first started I was literally on my own. I didn't understand SHIT even after watching millions of vids on YouTube, etc. Just passing along some things I've learned. I'll be up for a bit if you have any pressing questions

Ok so I do alright, but I have this weird thing where I want a gf but then the second I get one I want to break up. I'm like 90% sure it's got something to do with when I was a wee lad, but who cares at this point.
I just feel like they get in the way when I do have them but when I don't I'm lonely
Also

>Tfw no gf

I dunno why do people want a Ferarri instead of a Winnebago

Coming from someone who fucked some chubby girl from work and 2average4u recently. Pussy is tighter in did it chicks

Because iI feel like I'm missing out of a party every friend of mine is invited to. It's like fucking oxygen man, you only notice how important it is if you miss it.
Here is the best article I've read about it so far but considering the fact it's long and the current state of the board, no one is going to read it anyway
slatestarcodex.com/2014/08/31/radicalizing-the-romanceless/

men without women think women will make them happy. They don't realize women are the reason men with women are unhappy.

I dont want a gf I just want to matter to someone thats not family

I have a gf, but I want to be immortal
"immortality would suck" is the top 1 mental gymnastics to deal with mortality
I want to be immortal end of story nigga

Perhaps they've never had one? or maybe not a serious one.

Myself I usually date for a year, then take a few off. I can't fully commit to a woman. The slightest feeling of losing control of my own agency, and I drop them like a hot fucking potato.

I like to fuck and cuddle as much as any other, but fuck that controlling shit, bitch get the fuck out of my house.

I already added updated my Linkedin profile and added bitcoin stuff to my career and skills. Gonna make a twitter account for the follows you recommended.
By the way, how much money have you put in so far?

What exactly am I reading here

Immortality would suck though.
>Imagine watching everyone around you die
>Imagine watching humans evolve beyond you
>Imagine experiencing the heat death of the universe
>Imagine a universe now where there is nothing but you. no air, no stars no heat no light
>imagine choking forever in pitch-black at freezing temperatures

Unless you mean, you can still die but you don't age. in which case....fair one

i dont think you can fully grasp the feelings of someone who never had a gf. you simply cant, stop implying it. its like you cant grasp what it feels like living in africa. yeah, it must be pretty fucking bad, but its so far from my life that i cant even possible imagine walking miles for clean water. same applies to relationships, if you had a gf or a healthy social life, you cant imagine what it feels like being unwanted.

Because love is a fucking drug. Having someone look you in the eyes and knowing that they love you, making love, and just cuddling with someone you love is just amazing. It's stronger than the hardest drugs.

It's so amazing that even when your relationship turns sour and you break up, you'll still care for the bitch who broke your heart because if you loved each other once you can love each other again.