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/fraud/ - no edition because you people suck at making threads edition

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If I inject steroids into my peepee will it make it bigger?

How deep do I go for delt injections? Sorry if I sound retarded but is it possible to go too deep and past the muscles? If so, where does the oil go?

Directly into your bone. You know how people say that they're big boned? That's why.

Not particularly fraudulent here.

I figure you guys must know something about this.
Do you feel out of energy, and not particularly positive about life when you have low testosterone?
Currently waiting for bloodwork to get analyzed, but want assuance from somebody.

Yes I do, I got tested for low t, granted I was taking DNP during both tests so my t came back low. Hoping to weasel some test out of the doctor.

Before I started taking DNP I would jerk off like a mad man and felt better all over, but DNP fucks your t levels, just took my last caps last night, thank God.

>taking 100mg anadrol and tren ace on my carb refeed days
Just had extra shit laying around so I figured why not.

Think it's actually doing anything significant?

Yep. Low energy, low libido, general malaise, pessimistic outlook. The whole gambit. Doctor refused to treat it because of my youth ("eat less sugar and come back later"), despite tests coming back low (322 and 385 ng/dL).

Trt and powerlifting go well together

In 4 years I've made very little gains.
A side view showed that I'm literally the same looking as when I started.
I'm only 26 so definaltly feeling I could've made better gains, and maybe even had sex with a few wonderful women along the way, if my sense of adventure was present

Add in some deca

How do I marry her?

Whatever it takes.

Has anyone here used Injectable (Or even Oral) Methyltrienolone?
I just did first 1mg / ed inj. as a PWO for a 3 week recomp cycle (with 200mg test cruise base/)

Chem has, he's the resident authority on it if he's lurking

RIP your blood pressure. I've been over to tie my shoes before and gotten a nosebleed. Shit was skurry.

Reposting because I didn't realize old thread died

I am

>Day 4
I look leaner (flatter) today, prob placebo and because I ate good yesterday. No yellow cum, not much heat desu.

Gonna pick up some NAC today, got some vit c and e. No sides really to mention

>inb4 I wake up tmrw with PN
>inb4 I realize I'm wasting my time with bunk DNP

that's a dude.

i got some 1mg pills of it but never tried it yet. i think you are supposed to take 500ug or your liver ripps apart

fwiw I had almost no sides at all other than a small breakout of hives that anti-histamines took care of on 250mg. the heat wasn't even noticeable except in the morning when I would wake up with a bed drenched in sweat.

500mg is when it starts feeling h o t

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Might get some.150mg wk.

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Lads. Had trouble with Tren Ace last run. BP got too much.

In a better place this time around and gonna try again.

Critique anyone? Currently running test e 300/w and eq on front load at 900g/w. So basically just introducing Tren into the mixer.

Another option would also to be to half the tren for the first week or 2?

Caravan palace is legit dude good tastes

>lower body juicing only

Indeed.

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>had trouble with BP
>time to run EQ/Tren

Oddly my blood pressure doesn't react much to anything besides too much floof and no cardio.

But if I'm bulking on too much carbs and neglect LISS then suddenly Im 160/100 on just 500mg test.

Miike Mother Fucking Snow!

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Kek I was reading on leddit that 96 leeches will take out the equivalent of a standard blood donation. Where can I buy medical grade leeches?

Lucky you. What kind of LISS do you do?

I'd still fuck him. Bree is pretty qt.

Test/EQ or Test/T-bol

what do

>ex is in hospital after trying to kill herself
>her mom messages blaming me for it
feels estrogen man

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Found lats/tris/bi/shoulders far too uncomfortable.

I'm reacting quite well with EQ currently, only noticeable side is appetite

id get a restraining order and lawyer up considering that recent ruling in the girl who convinced her guy to kill himself via text.

Haven't messaged her for months tho'

Explain.

protect yo self

Would a 12 weeks anavar cycle fuck up my natural test levels?

I actually have a fraud related question for once. Finally got all the shit pulled out of my nose from surgery (getting two 2-inch long tubes pulled out of your nose, fucking 0/10 would never recommend) and while I'm not healed up 100%, I'm doing okay so far. So I finally wanna start my cycle, but my family goes on vacation for 9 days starting July 1st. I assume the plan is to drive there so I don't have to worry about getting needles through customs or anything, but it might be difficult to get some privacy to do my thing e3d with my whole extended family there, Not to mention it might be obvious that I've pinned since I assume the injection point will be a little red and my shirt would be off for a majority of the time (because it's the beach).

Guess my question is: Do you guys think I should risk trying to take my stuff to the beach with my family, or should I hold off until afterwards to start?

Kys

It takes weeks to kick in either way.

I'd probably just wait personally.

Make sure you have an oral or its gonna be a long two months where you wait for it to ramp up.

Inject in your glutes, don't worry about injection points.

Also, waiting a little longer before starting won't kill you.

I just added 100mg anadrol to my tren cycle am I gonna die

Too much tren. Send help. Should I do 1mg of caber e3d?

Most likely.

>Not to mention it might be obvious that I've pinned since I assume the injection point will be a little red and my shirt would be off for a majority of the time (because it's the beach).
where do you think you're going to pin

Anadrol (50mg ED) did sfa to my blood pressure. Very little sides desu. Dbol spiked my BP, got gyno nipples, couldn't fucking sleep at night. Asin ED only helped the gyno nipples.

Anadrol is a gift from heaven. Feel great on it too.

Did you take liver support? Just started today and I'm taking 1000mg tudca that has meme ingredients like mac abs milk thistle. Caps smell like paint thinner though.

NAC and milk thistle*

I just injected test now what

you die from heart enlargement in your 40s

So I have micardis plus which is telmisartan 80mg and 12.5mg of hctz. How much water does the hctz cause you to lose?

I know someone here said that's probably the best combination of drugs for high BP an I should probably start taking it.

...

Fuck yeah anadrol is my shit. It's the start of all my bulking cycles. Don't even bloat much on it, makes my face and forearms look even leaner. I do get mild edema in my legs if I work on my feet though,. about the only annoying side.

Tudca is probably the only non meme liver supplement. I was going to take it but I never did. I've done sdrol without tudca too. I plan on taking my tudca in between orals while not on anything so liver recovery is high speed and can jump back on quicker.

How was appetite I'm trying to bulk

Good appetite, didn't get the appetite suppression. But I was also taking 5-10mg LGD ED (raw source powder), that increases hunger or at least seems to keep appetite well regulated.

worked out so hard last night.
couldnt sleep.
had to walk for ten hours today doing inspections across several units of a prison
and manage the goon squad

fuck my feet hurt

Got blood results today. Will try to keep this brief.

Base readings before cycle said 12.1 nmol/l test. Average for an 80 year old man. Didn't get E2 checked though.

Results today were 43.4 nmol/l. Good, but apparently not amazing for someone on 600mg Test E per week.

E2 levels have been described on various forums as "insane" - 670 pmol/l.

I am taking Adex. Started on .5mg per day. Quickly felt LOW estrogen sides though, so knocked it down to .5mg e3d.

So while I've not got any high E2 sides, I'm being told that my levels are far, far too high.

Major question is whether I hyper-metabolise estrogen, and always have done. This would explain low test levels even before cycle, and years of symptoms like low muscle tone, poor appetite, panic attacks/anxiety, etc.

If I do, I'm not sure how to proceed. Being on gear has literally changed my life for the better, so don't want to just stop.

Can I get this in check by just upping my Adex dose? 2mg spread over a week has been suggested. But will this still cause issues with my test levels being low given how much gear I'm on?

It's a fucking minefield.

I'm starting the academy for my local sheriffs dept correctional officer in august any tips for getting by after I start

Gonna be twelve hour shifts

Choke slam the biggest nigger you come across to display dominance

you hallucinated your low e2 sides is my guess. was your 670pmol/l result when you weren't using any ai?

how long into the cycle was the blood taken? any other compound? is your e2 reading the ultra sensitive one?

43nmol/l is incredibly fucking pathetic on 600mg test, your e2 reading makes no sense. do you have both free and total test results?

Also what about shbg?

There are two types of respect, earned and given. Everyone deserves an ounce of respect and dignity.

Enforce the rules, but don't be a dick about it.

Inmates aren't your friends. Don't treat them like they are. But treat them like they are human.

Say what you mean, mean what you say.

Expect to be tried and messed with by the population. They are feeling you out to see who you are going to be.

Inmates respect an officer that does their job, but isn't a douche bag. Inmates don't respect dirty officers or ones that smuggle contraband in. They view them as a grocery store. You are lower than a snitch to them. Even the hardest criminals will turn in a dirty cop.

Keep your uniform starched, pressed. Boots shined. Consistent hair grooming. Smell clean, no cologne.

Inmates look at the boots of the officers to see if they can ask them to smuggle stuff in. Dirty unkept boots means they are either down on their luck or don't give a shit about themselves.

Dirty officers stick together, even if they hate each other. Beware getting into cliches.

View the thin blue line of silence as a double edged sword. It can fuck you hard if you don't choose your words against staff that do immoral things.

View a use of force not as punishment. There is a use of force continuum. Understand it. Always be on the defensive. The only time you will ever be on the offense is if you are doing CERT (Correctional Emergency Response Team) or SORT (Special Operations Response Team) operations.

If you make a mistake. Admit it. Humility shows you are responsible.

Why in the world would you want to be a corrections officer? Literally stuck inside a drab colorless box of a prison all day where the send people as punishment.

whomst has used bold ace here?

I really appreciate this thanks man. Saved for future reference.

I'm using it as a stepping stone for a deputy position. I live in a nice area of SoCal and the only way you're getting a deputy position is if you have a bachelors and 10 years of solid work experience or prior LE experience. They're pretty desperate for people since working LE isn't a cool thing in California.

Is it normal that TrenE is less than half the price of TrenA?

Thou hast not utilized bold ace.

How big is the facility you are getting hired to?

it's the same with test p and test e.

the big scam of our time

No, result when I was on .5mg e3d, which I was until today - upped it to .5mg eod immediately.

Cycle was taken 5 weeks in. No other compounds. What do you mean by ultra-sensitive?

The test level has also been described as poor on other forums, to the point people have been suggesting the gear is under-dosed. It must have something in it though, as my level has still increased four-fold.

Bear that in mind too - if you had a "normal" base reading of say 30 nmol/L, a four-fold increase would be 120 nmol/L. Quite good right? I've still had a four-fold increase, but my natural level was also pathetic.

Results only say "Serum Testosterone". Bear in mind this was through the NHS. I've got a GP who's fantastic and has been supportive throughout, but I realise the NHS isn't exactly efficient at times.

As I live in a developed country, we're allowed to mention labs on UK forums. I know we can't mention sources on here, but can I say the lab? This lab's oils have got good reviews from people who've previously used, but there's been a few threads recently on a major UK forum from people worrying about underdosing. Their orals are apparently utter shite too, which people say doesn't make sense and could be a sign they're going downhill.

No SHBG reading either. Again, that's the NHS for you.

Thinking of getting bloods done privately.

The main jail in my county has a max capacity of ~3500 inmates and has 450 staff memberson 11 acres. Maximum security. I'll likely be going there, but we don't get assigned until after academy.

Finally got a tiny amount of leaky nips running 250mg Tren E e3d. Maybe it's time to start dosing caber.

enjoy being killed by la raza cartel members for refusing to smuggle drugs in your anus

That's comparable to the size I work at.

Are the jews behind this?

How long have you worked in the jails? I won't ask if you "enjoy" it but it's not totally soul crushing is it? Pay and benefits seem decent enough.

In my facility sworn sheriffs deputies handle the direct inmate contact so they said I'll mainly be escorting civilian staff, supervising work groups, working the control booth etc.

>Bear that in mind too - if you had a "normal" base reading of say 30 nmol/L, a four-fold increase would be 120 nmol/L. Quite good right? I've still had a four-fold increase, but my natural level was also pathetic.
nah. while the increase is relatively good, your base levels have no impact on your response rates on gear. meaning, it's not because you have low test naturally that you should respond poorly... your shit is either VERY VERY underdosed or you're pinning incorrectly, you should be at the very least around ~85nmol/l and that's for a fairly poor responder.

actually wait... is your result just capped? that sounds a lot more likely. blood tests done through the health care system in canada are capped at 1500ng/dl (~52nmol/L), dunno how it is in the UK.


ultra-sensitive and sensitive are two different kinds of e2 test, ultra-sensitive is the one that eliminates false positives from compounds such as tren, but if you're only on test it doesn't really matter.

and no, you can't mention labs here.

tren e and tren a raws are the exact same price per gram, so yeah kinda.

it's just that people "expect" a certain price for a 10ml vial even if the content is completely out of balance. there's also the cost of the BA/BB and the carrier oil to take into account... but that's really peanuts

>implying this happens to honest staff
>dirty staff are the ones that get this
>or those dickheads that are cruel

I've been doing it so far 13 years. You set the tone of how your shift is going to be. If you are negative and act like shit is going to be bad, then it won't be good. Remain positive.

I'm executive staff, worked my way up without any college. The pay is good and the benefits are good. I enjoy it. But it would take several therapist visits to recondition myself to work something not LEO related.

The more I think about it, the more the capped test theory (or just a poor reading) makes sense. Your E2 should never be that high with your test levels that low, even if you were a 400 pounds hambeast. Do you have the bloods scanned that you can post?

Hmm, makes sense on the dosing thing.

I'm injecting glutes, 1ml on Monday, 1ml on Thursday, alternating each side. Been very careful to get it right. Upper outer quadrant, injecting using blue pins (23g) going in nice and deep. Very little/no PIP, which now I come to think of it could be indicative of shite gear couldn't it?

Not sure if result is capped, will ask my GP. It wouldn't seem like it given the E2 result is so high. 43.4 is an odd number to cap at right? You'd think it they did cap it, it would be within the suggested normal range (which is 6.1 - 27 on this test).

E2 test doesn't say, though there are notes saying they were so shocked they did it twice! Pic related.

>Source still not taking in new customers until further notice
>Emailed him Sunday about when he'd start taking in new customers again
>No response
>Tfw hes the only one takes the 1 form of payment I can do
It's been almost 4 weeks and he's still not taking in new customers

To add too, I'm considering going private to get them re-tested with the full works. There's a decent place in the UK who provide a finger prick kit and a forum I'm on offer a 20% discount on the list price.

>result checked ? due to exogenous testosterone use
eh, that does sound like the risk of a poor/incorrect reading is there

it's time to learn how bitcoin works old man

Just do fucking bitcoin you technologically illiterate fuck. It's fucking easy.

See . Can post the full sheets if you wish.

Everything else in range, aside from hemoglobin, which is a tiny bit high, and RBC, which bizzarely is a little low. Only 0.01 below reference range, but I thought RBC was meant to rocket when you're on gear. I was preparing to give blood and everything.

How much was your BP?

Do you ever donate blood?


Do you get monthly blood work?

use coinbase, it handles your wallet and you can hook it up to your bank account. its suuuper easy and secure man

>and you can hook it up to your bank account.
Are you from 2016?

I'd probably just wait until the trip is over. The pip from shitty injection technique and opening up a new site is going to cripple you for at least a day

lsh/fh near 0 right?

Cut and I'm stringy and small

Bulk and I'm bloated and fat

Such is life

>begin to start calling exgf by her pet name "Bunny" again
>She says she loves it and missed it
>>"Bunnies have a lot of sex, you know?"

muh dicc

If you mean LH (Luteinizing Hormone) then yes,

Pedophile vibes

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