She is looking at your favorite food, fit. What do you say?

You like fruit roll ups too?

What's her name already ? IG link ?

"No point in buying those. They're my favorite, so I found the recipe online and I've been making them myself at home, it's actually crazy easy to make, a lot cheaper, and tastes so much better homemade. Plus, you can throw in sugar and some whey for a post-workout snack"

-Establishes how frugal I am with money
-Establishes how often I cook great homemade meals
-Shows at least a bit of knowledge in lifting/fitness culture

Her response would determine my next sentence

instagram.com/julia_vins/?hl=en

Julia vins

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"add some DECA" grab my stuff and walk away

I want her to squeeze my dick with those arms

Julia Vins

My sides.

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurturing dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

>Y-You too spills sphaggeti

Do you even menstruate?

Are you buying food?

>Silly girl, you're doing it wrong. Let me instruct you on what you should be doing even though you definitely didn't ask. See? I just know better is all. Stick with me and I'll steer you in the right direction.

This is just going to make her want to punch you in the dick. Holy shit no wonder Veeky Forums is full of virgins. No amount of weight can help you lift that social autism.

Not attracted to short girls, so I would probably ignore her and grab my shit slowly while she mires me

When did you start your transition? What was it like getting your cock chopped off?

>pedigree? what?

Lose some weight fat bitch.
Look at that man gut jesus

welcome to uncanny valley

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I would lick her clit dick

>Isn't it crazy that they don't serve these at the movies? Hey, let's catch a show together and smuggle them in.

I need pipes like that, holy fuck.

Mirin'. Nice thighs, too. Would fuck without hesitation.

">hey, are you shopping?"

put me in the cap lads

How come she have bigger arms than him?

If she skipped every other arms and shoulders day she'd be a full 10

Fuck yeah crab rangoons
>ignore the shitstain trying to nab my crab

>hey, you like chicken nuggets too? or is it for a "friend"
then i wink
thats how you get laid gentlemen

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She doesn't.

take it from her, tell her it's mine now. then flex a 'cep like a boss

>your local kinoplex doesn't have crab legs
Bet they have a no anvil policy too.

keking at your life

I always imagined a large mixing bowl full of boiled eggs.

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yare yare daze...

ideally step in front of her and bend to reach for the product, while looking back sheepishly yet seductively.

realistically say nothing, quickly grab what item, dare to look at her, make awkward half smile if she looks, then speed walk away

Me too

>stand next to her looking at the eggs as well
So, how do you like yours? Fertilized?

What the fuck.
She looks like a slave...

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>i am legally blind.

Hey are you buying food?

so good

>Flinstones vitamins, huh? Really neat stuff! I've got some back home if you wanna get dinner later! :)
Its really not that hard, lads. Just try not to be autistic

>you're doing gomad too, huh?

I ask her if I can grab my food without her camera guy taking my picture.

underrated post

What the hell is ice cream doing out of the freezer?