Worry less about getting your current self laid, and focus on getting your 2-5 years down-the-line self laid...

Worry less about getting your current self laid, and focus on getting your 2-5 years down-the-line self laid. Join a gym and get a body that people will find irresistible. Read books. Get out of the house and do shit. Practice basic hygiene. Learn about female anatomy. Masturbate, in varying methods, in moderation

This is what I've been focused on lately but with my savings and career. Girls in 2017 appear to be mostly useless. I have hope for the up and comers though, so I figure I'll let them ripen a bit and come back onto the field once I have a better ground to stand on

Hey look, faggot narcissists. May their assholes disease ridden and their children be unmolested

>triggered by muh gays
what are you, gay?

No, but does your mom know you're gay?

>Get out of the house and do shit.
Like what

yes

>Worry less about getting your current self laid, and focus on getting your 2-5 years down-the-line self laid.

Best advice I've seen in a long time.

Literally anything that gets you out the front door. You don't meet anybody at home.

my food delivery girl is sexy desu

there seem to be a lot of 15-19 year old girls with very good taste. i am simply waiting for them to graduate college and by that point i will slay them.

is it gay to imagine that guy fucking you?

my mom comes by every so often

Then ask her to go to the bars? I dunno senpai, you do you.

But i'll be a 28yo virgin in 2 years, it's too late.

How do I get this body?

do the balls touch?

>Learn about female anatomy
>Masturbate, in varying methods, in moderation

Join a gym and get a body that people will find irresistible.

gn8 bros xx

Yea i'm sure all the tripfags of Veeky Forums who 4plate are getting hella pussy.

because what girls really find irresistable is bodies of people who go to the gym every day, rather than some nebulous esoteric notion of status within a group.

I seriously hope he's doing porn-shoot because otherwise dressing in overly tight clothes like that looks retarded as fuck

all you need is to throw massive amounts of money at women

noice.
bitcoin?