Just got back from the gym, I'm so fucking done with gyms... Cancelling my membership tomorrow...
>Be me >Working out at 2am (24hr gym) >Just me and 4 other guys >Notice 2 of those guys eyeballing me the entire time and giggling >Entire time thinking I maybe shit myself or something squatting >Sometime they disappear >Whatever, forget them, finish my work out >Go to locker room >Walk to my locker >One of those guys is blowing the other guy right in front of my locker >"Oh hello" says the one getting his dick sucked >Other one takes the dick out of his mouth "I'm just about done you can be next." >Do a 360 and walk away >Start running as soon as I exit the gym >Get tired eventually, call an Uber home >Have to climb through window because I left the keys in my locker >Car still at the gym
Jose Adams
good thread
Juan Young
as long as you dont make eye contact when they're sucking you off its not gay
Ayden Green
>pretending you don't regret not getting your dick sucked when you had the chance Sure buddy.
Jaxon Gutierrez
hate it when that happens
Caleb White
dude, i have never in a million years thought i'd experience the shit i did today.
i'm in a weird state of shock.
i work at 8am and now i gotta wake up early and get my car back.
no staff there after midnight either so it's not like i could fucking report them on the spot.
Blake Foster
>horny sluts being horny sluts Bro it can happen anywhere, at least at the gym they're have a higher chance to not be a fatty. The amount of times I've ran into gross sluts fucking somewhere inappropriate while on my security route is boggling. Just ignore them, you dingus.
Nicholas Sullivan
Just let your boss know youre late becausr you're homophobic.
Luke Robinson
Oh Jesus Christ. Welcome to planet Earth. People are horny and inappropriate. Big fucking deal. You saw a couple guys fucking and ran away like they were patient zero and now you're in "a weird state of shock" like you just saw a bunch kids blown up.
You are weak. You will never amount to anything.
Aaron Barnes
Sounds awful OP, my condolences. Where is the free blowjob gym located? You know, so I can avoid it and shit
Logan Bennett
Dumbass why didn't you get a quick one?
Camden Rogers
Tell them your not gay and grab your stuff.
Andrew Brooks
>Refusing a free after lift blow job. Fucking faggot.
Noah Hernandez
w-were they cute desu? I-its just for research baka!
Joseph Howard
You're a pussy. I can't stop laughing at what a pathetic piece of shit you are.
Also >refusing free blowjob confirmed never gonna make it
Benjamin Cox
>360
Luis Smith
>be at gym with my fagbro >see hot guy and it turns us on >go suck each other off in locker room >hot guy walks in >oh shit, now's our chance >offer to blow him >mfw he screams like a little girl and runs away flailing his arms like he's swatting away imaginary bats
Charles Cook
Doing a 360 means you went in into the locker room. Who are you trying to fool. Youre gay
Sebastian Russell
>Workout buddy and I are up at 2am workin' it (our schedules rarely matchup, but it's okay, 24 hour gym) >It's often just us at 5am, but today we see some weirdo we've never seen before >He isn't using a squat plug, shitstain down his back >He doesn't even realize it, we giggle and quietly make fun of him >Time to hit the showers boys >We hear that lunk dropping his bars and shit, realize he's coming to the locker room where we are >Decide to play a prank on him, I drop down and start sucking my friend's dick >Can barely keep it in my mouth through the chuckling >Plugless walks in, looks at us in sheer horror >"Oh hello" my buddy forces out >I remove my friend's dick "I'm just about done you can be next." >Plugless spazzes out and moonwalks away, we are rolling on the locker floor laughing at this point >Friend's exposed penis accidentally rolls into my butthole >Oh no it didn't because I'm not a faggot and still have my squat plug in. The weird thing was his car was still in the lot but he wasn't in the gym
Josiah Brown
Why did you run away? "No thanks" and grabbing your shit from the locker would suffice.
Leo Diaz
N E W E W F A G A Y L O R D S S
Cameron Moore
I'm not certain of what I'd have done in your position OP. I believe in living life to the fullest, great opportunity to get your dick sucked by an expert with little to no risk of being exposed.
Although I know what I wouldn't have done, and that's run out like a scared little girl, pigtails flailing in the wind. You moron fucker idiot bitch, may your fat crackle in the fires of hell, inshallah.
Ethan Reed
Fucking faggot. So you saw some dude sucking some protein out of his gay buddy. You could've said no, got your shit and left. Not like they tried to rape you.
Jeremiah Reyes
OP sounds like my grandma. She once ran out of a Barnes & Noble angrily ranting "theyre disgusting always shoving it in your face!" after she accidentally wandered into the gay & lesbian section.
Sebastian Robinson
I don't know. I got caught off guard. I didn't know what to do. I was fucking disgusted and still am. I can't fucking sleep now. The only thing I can think of is there being cum all over my locker or some shit. My fucking gym is ruined for me.
Benjamin Evans
Calm down little baby man, I don't think there's any threat of the gays making jizz all over your cטck taylors
Carson Rivera
Whhooaaa Wait aaaahh Sec Busting a nut using up sweet valuable protein is literally having your gains stolen. What op saw was gains goblins siphoning all the gains away Good work op guarding your gains
Oliver Scott
Not knowing degrees. I D I O T D I O T
Isaac Taylor
This is bait
Angel Bailey
>tfw you are the newfag
Samuel Johnson
Maybe just maybe, you have autism. It's fucking fine. Grab your shit, also don't go back to the gym. Spend your money on a pull up bar and some weights, also get into running.
Jack Morgan
Okay this has to be bait. No one is this much of a pussy.
Dylan Torres
>360 Well youre either a faggot or skipped math lessons in highschool
Jordan Perez
Don't listen to these fags OP. They are too busy fantasizing about getting blown by a dude in the locker room to appreciate what a strange situation you found yourself in.
Jackson Rivera
She's not wrong tho...
Caleb Edwards
Im sorry but who the fuck works out at 2 am?
Austin Price
Not OP, but I do. I work nights so 2am is usually when i hit the gym.
Samuel Walker
"You're blocking my locker, faggots."
Michael Russell
you got baited faggot
Kevin Jackson
>>are you working out?
Carter Campbell
How long until lynching fags is the norm again?
Ethan Bennett
Maybe he was counter b8ing you fgt
Joseph Bailey
...
Samuel Young
Summerfag get out.
Nolan Wright
>giggles turn out to mires >guys offer some sucky sucky >freaks out instead of taking it as a compliment
Never gonna make it
Hunter Adams
Fuck Gyms. The only free weight exercise you need is the deadlift. Literally everything else can be done with bodyweight. You'll be healthier with a military calisthenics routine anyway.
Jackson Flores
FuCK all these depraved fags- you did the right thing by not engaging in the sick depraved homosexual culture and agenda
Ryan Scott
You are more of a faggot than the guy that had an actual penis in his mouth.
Tyler Fisher
Please go and stay go
Logan Hughes
Your surplus calorie bulking routine is aging your body twice as fast, but at least you'll look pretty for gay guys at the beach for a few years in your short youth.
Kayden Martin
Boom
Aaron Anderson
gj on dodging those gains goblins trying to suck you dry OP.
Elijah Campbell
there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
Adrian Edwards
user dont listen to these other degenerates. being gay is wrong
Christopher Roberts
that's like saying there's nothing gay about sticking your dick in an asshole or nothing paedophilic about that
context is very important user
Lincoln Lewis
...
Jeremiah Barnes
whats gay about smashing some boipucci?
Nathan Perez
50 - 70% of this is pasta.
Lincoln Lopez
that is correct
>paedophilic that is beyond the scope of normalcy, gayness isn't
Dylan Ward
I hope soon. Fuck off fag apologists, "just like us" my ass, you're a bunch of disgusting degenerates, why the fuck do I have to pay for your aids medication.
Evan Phillips
>aging your body twice as fast
Xavier Gutierrez
Obv Hes the one whod be gay for sucking your dick!
Also, they musta been mirin to scamper off for fun like that. Its a compliment. Must be fairly well groomed too for em to mistake you for turd burglar aswel
Bentley Phillips
you are a bitch OP it's not gay if they suck your dick
Jayden Carter
>he fell for it
Oliver Cruz
Just take the blowjob you fucking tool
Elijah Davis
>caring about what guys do with their penors user...