Truth

Actually my old man was a drunk so jokes on you lmao

>tfw your father will die without having realised his dreams

Kek my dad was largely absent and then died at 52 from a stroke brought on by his drug loving lifestyle, funded easily because he lived with his mom and in 2015 he committed fraud to steal 11k USD from her, money that she'd had in CDs and savings accounts for me and my brother because grandma felt bad that her son abandoned us, he used that money to smoke himself dead.

JOKES ON YOU I GUESS

Yeah well he raised me so who really failed?

>tfw your dad is shit at jokes but you're his worst one

Jesus Christ. So many of you had scum bags for dads. That being said, my dad was a generous charming man. However, he enjoyed using his penis on women outside his marriage, workaholic and eventually got into an arguement with my mom where he pulled out a gun and almost shot her head off. Mind you, this was after beating her.
Red pilled at 6. Good times

Why do you assume he wanted me at all?

>ask him about girls

As if he'd knew; he fucked my mom of all women

>Dad has to constantly deal with horrible bitch mother who makes even the smallest task an ordeal
>it pretty clearly has reduced the quality of his life but he deeply cares for me and my siblings and supports us no matter how down we may be and is very understanding

Eh I've been taught a valuable lesson by his example, no regrets.

I'm fairly certain my dad has only fucked two women his whole life. He has zero friends and his 300 lb wife orders him about all day everyday. My mother left him shortly after I was born which he insists was not a mistake but to hear my mom say it she only gave him a chance bc she got pregnant she was 20 and he was 31 living with his parents. He spent my childhood years teaching me feminist drivel and trying to mold me into a complete faggot he even convinced me not to lift when i was young bc he said it would make me short. When I did try to get involved in physical activities he always had a reason it was a bad idea and shut it down. Occasionally he would agree with me but if his wife disagreed then his opinion simply succame to hers. I'd be a he'll of a lot bigger and likely would have been a lot happier if I had just ignored his terrible advice all those years but I never had a chance all i knew was what i was taught and i was taught to think like a cuck. It's been a difficult road trying to come out of that mentality but I'm getting there one step at a time.

But i did all those things user.

This aint /r9k/.we ain't bitch made.

My dad's fucking proud of me.
>first to graduate uni
>high praise from teachers, staff and supervisors
>numerous awards over time
The only way I can pay him back is by getting fit since I'm a fat piece of shit (Currently gaining muscle and losing weight).

My dad didn't even know how to reel a fishing reel when I asked him when I was fucking 10. Dad was real good for keeping a roof over our heads and food in our bellies but he didn't do any of this Norman Rockwell stuff with me. He worked so much I hardly saw him..

Only time we bonded was when I first got my Mustang when I was 17, it was a 87 with t tops that I got with a blown up engine. I had a junk yard engine I was trying to swap in and was struggling. Dad came home from work (he was on nights at the time, he was a firemen). He saw me struggling. He stood next to me asking me if I knew what I was doing, I just told him I read about it in the repair manual. Next thing you know he's right in the shit with me, helping me get the engine swapped, telling me stores about when he was a kid and working on his cars.

Anyways we got it running at like 4pm, dad had a beer, got washed up and went to fucking work. I dunno man, I have my dad a lot of shit in my life but he did the best he could. I miss him

>baseball

lol gay murrican shit

Jesus that's rough. Don't give up.

Did you family fuck you user? D-did you like it? No homo

my dad is a toxic manchild

If that's what he wanted then he should've been a better dad

>ask about girls
Yeah, my dad knows all them good porn sites

Are you layne stayley's ghost?

All i ever wanted was a dad that would teach me to be a man. Instead I got a alpha male dad who doesnt give two shits about me. He has been busy working and trevelling all my childhood and adult life. He never tought me anything about being a man. Never included me in anything. The worst thing is he has had a protoge at his work for like 8 or more years, someone who views him as a father-figure. I guess guiding someone who isnt of your own blood is better, what do I know..

Now at the ripe age of 27 I have had to teach myself being a man. Atleast I have tried to. I have done this by reading, getting yoked and challenging myself through moving around, picking up BJJ and competing, competing in powerlifting study at uni etc. Making myself harder and stronger. When I dread something, I do it. If I feel like qutting, I push on. When I feel scared taking that dark path through the migrant infested block, I do it anyway. When I dread speaking infornt of other people, I do it EVERY chance I get.

He gave me nothing, and still gives me nothing. The closest I have ever been to him was when he gave me advice when I bought my first car, and he only did that because he likes cars himself.

I have come to terms with that I will never have a good relationship with him. I will never know him, he will never say that he loves me or that he is proud of me.

I will never treat my future son like that, I will not make him weak. I will teach him to be strong and to be a man. I fucking wish my dad told me about girls, instead he let me fumble around like a fucking idiot. He told me nothing.

My dads in prison for fucking 14 year old girls

This sounds like something your dad has actually told you. Is it?

Joke's on you fucker, I haven't seen my father since I was 9

Does anybody on this board actually have a decent father, i-is this why we all lift?

tfw me and my dad regularly hang out in his countryside cottage chopping wood and talking about life