This giganigger has been clickbaiting his fat surgery for months

Let's pray he dies on the operating table.

His wife deserves a real man.

when is it?

I'd imagine hed spend weeks recovering and then have to actually lose the weight because they're not just cutting the fat off his body.

dubs for heart attack on the table

He gonna die on table trust me

Hope so
He said June or July. Knowing this giganigger, he'll push it back to 2024 and keep opening pokemon cards until his fat ass rots in that chair.

July 25
That's what he said in one of his videos.
>inb4 deadpool

If he manages to get to a healthy weight nobody is going to watch him any more. His gimmick is that he's fat as fuck.

However I do hope he actually does manage to lose weight, and I understand that the severe abuse he suffered in his childhood is what led to it. He'll have a fuck load of loose skin though; he better be saving for the surgery to remove it.

dubs confirm he's getting a free McHeart Attack.

why does he deserve to make it

rolling

Because he has a good heart.

he has a calcified heart

>His wife deserves a real man.

she already has a black bull. i'm sure francis has featured him on his vids already

Every. Damn. Time.

>I'm ready for surgery, it's been recommended by a doctor
>Surgery isn't the easy way to do things
>You still have to diet and exercise
>Surgery just helps
>....
>I've tried EVERY diet and nothing has worked
>I've tried counting calories
>I've tried the keto diets
>Nothing works

Do you think in his mind he believes he's going to actually lose the weight, or do you think he's just milking it for his viewers?

I think he'll lose weight if he does end up getting the surgery, because stuffing too much food into your mouth for the year or so after the surgery literally makes you die. So if he dies he'll lose weight, if he doesn't die it means he's reduced his food intake.

>Boogie dies on my birthday
God bless America

he really, really, really, really, WANTS to lose weight
but really, really, really, really, doesn't want to limit eating

nature is cruel

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Even if he wanted to lose the weight though, half the time he just goes on youtube and talks about his struggles and gets a SHIT load of fans commenting telling him how inspirational he is and how they believe in him.

Why change when you already get the positive reinforcement?

Is the story about him using a colostomy bag and it leaking at a convention true?

I'm on it to bet on weather or not he makes it, but i'm fucking poor

I dunno, do e-celebs usually sell weight loss books and fitness DVDs?

His wife is fat fuck as well.

Not if they show 0 evidence that they understand the journey of losing weight.

C H E C K E M
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chekked, rip booger

Wew

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>opening pokemon cards
???

>gimmick
kind of like how being suicidal is a gimmick?

has he tried eating nothing but whole grains, leumes, and produce, only until he's full?

there's literally no reason to shovel junk food into your face, ever

He wants to eat his cake and have it, too. He just wants to eat it more.

Take it from me. I've lost almost 200lbs (392lbs to 194lbs). The hardest part is maintaining it (this requires a lifestyle change which he has proven he can't do) so even if he does drop weight he won't keep it off.

Then there's the scary part of the initial huge weight loss because his body is being starved so he'll drop a good 100-150lbs easy but his last remaining weight will come at 2lbs a week and this is when he will be tested and surely fail and either hover at 350lbs because it's maintainable or gain all the weight back. You're welcome.

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Tsk tsk, you want this poor man to die just because he has an eating disorder?

You guys spend too much time strengthening your bodies and not enough time strengthening your fragile egos.

What shameful behavior!

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>day of the surgery
>boogie livestreaming
>breaks 3ds before going under
>last thing he sees is his wife and her buck giving thumbs up as she gets plowed raw
>2 weeks of non stop surgery later
>he awakens
>boogs is now 8% bf 110lbs
>face still the same
>he craves sustenance
>picks up doctor and does a back breaker
>opens his jaw and absorbs his life force like a dementor
>gains 40lbs but is not the next D
>sees buck fucking wife
>about to rip him off her but shakes hand and says have a nice day
>runs down the street still in hospital gown
>bum rushes a burger king
>eats enough foreclose it
>gains 30lbs
>still livestreaming
>yells at his viewers that he needs obama care to pay for his already done surgery
>cant differentiate now from then
>instinctively gets on scooter and cleans out walmart
>gains 50lbs
>hobbles back to house with crushed doritos mountain dew IV
>back at starting weight by now
>sits down in front of laptop
>restarts weight loss campaign

>picks up doctor and does a back breaker
>opens his jaw and absorbs his life force like a dementor
Holy kek

How insecure do you have to be to constantly make threads about this? Do your own lifting and move on.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

SAGE

He's not going to get lasting results if he keeps refusing to fundamentally change his diet habits.

Inb4 he gets weight loss surgery and proceeds to gain his weight back because he insists on eating like garbage.

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rolan

is there anywhere i can place a money bet on whether he survives

You are just a shit bag if you truly want someone to die.
Grow up you fucking edgy kid.

think its on the 25th of this month

Why do you guys keep updating me about this fatass I gone no shits about him.

But yes I hope he dies lol how can you let yourself to that huge

I don't want him to die, I want him to lose the weight, get his excess skin removed and then realize that being thin/fit is a million times better than being fat. I can't wait to see that first video where he talks with enthusiasm about doing things that he only dreamed about doing when he was fat. He'll slowly get less and less restrained and his ego will grow as he becomes more fit and his female fans lavish him with praise and possibly even sex. It'll end with him becoming the biggest anti-body positivity guy on youtube. It'll be glorious.

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Rest in piss boogie

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shhhh boober time to sleep

IF 5 HE DIES

Does anyone have the screencap where we had triple dubs for boogie dying on the operating table? I was in that and got dubs too. Fucking gold thread

I was there.
it was real
can confirm he will die on table.

if 8 he dies

dubs for he survives and becomes a skeltal

Literally best thread, nice to see a brother who witnessed the glory

NEW CHALLENGER ARRIVES

>he dies the same month i was born

Check'd and Kek'd

Fucking hell m8

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If trips he survives and becomes a chad

If dubs he becomes a gigachad

If quads he becomes chados, the chad god

he's the type of fuck to kill himself with food

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My dad got the gastric sleeve done. He was home the same day.

Boogie is making such a big deal out of it. I realize it's a huge decision, but if the doctors can keep his fatass alive to get it done it will be the best thing that has happened to him in a long long time.

If singles he becomes a sketal
dubs a chad
trips a gigachad
qauds chados
quints chadlord
sextable the chardemperor
septuple the chadenstien
octuple chadberg
nonouple and up he becomes the one true chad

fuckin check'd

These dubs cancel eachother out, nothing happens.

We still have the previous one to go with

I need to save boogie with these digets

It wasn't meant to be

dubs confirm this man

Why do people unironically not want this fat cocksucker to die? Are they cucks?

Because if he dies fat he'll die a fat martyr, if he becomes skinnys others will follow in his footsteps.

This is bigger, despite how impossible that may seem, then boogie

He's also a human bean

>not wanting the stupid and feeble-minded to follow in his footsteps so you'll have less competition and you'll be better than they are as nature intended

It's not enough that I succeed but others must fail.

*tips*

But user


I'm already rich :^)

7

Death

If dubs then boogie gets shredded and everyone but me never gets a gf

if dubs boogie gets shredded and everyone but this annon gets a GF

rolling for this

Reroll

>554

Nice job my man.

If digits boogie wakes up from anesthesia mid operation and bites the doctor's face off like a chimpanzee

Nah lets make it trips

trips for surgery cancelled because he couldn't stop eating for the 12h beforehand

Fat fuck could at least shave his disgusting neckbeard

>tfw 6'2" and was 250 lbs at the time
>had surgery on my shoulder
>heart stopped and had to be revived

maybe i was just unlucky but i feel like boogie doesnt stand much of a chance

This one?

double wide coffin rolling...

The reason he too so long to get the surgery is because his blood pressure and beetus are so out of control most surgeons thought he'd die if they operated. His health hasn't actually improved, he's just found a surgeon who is willing to risk killing him.

he's going to die.
chek em.

Good night sweet prince

the doctor must have some reason to be doing it then surely
is he getting paid enough to just not care about having a death on his record?

this is how you do it

>I've tried counting calories
Counting calories doesn't work if you still count to 5000.