This man comes over to slap your girlfriend's ass while she works out with you, but instead slaps yours

This man comes over to slap your girlfriend's ass while she works out with you, but instead slaps yours.

What do you do?

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Try to hide my semi while I finish my squats

Ditch my girlfriend a get fucked in the changing room. No homo, of course.

Nothing since he's dead and buried.
Unless, this is a zombie. Then I'd chop his head off

I make it.

Came here to say this.

call the ghostbusters. but not the fat feminist ones

call the cops

>roiding for this

he is not even remotely big

just take him to the closet and start sucking his dick.

Beg daddy for more.

Exclaim, "YOU"RE ALIVE!!" and give him the biggest bro hug I've ever given.

aesthetics is not entirely based on being big, that being said, although you can achieve zyzz size without roids you cannot look as good as he did.

>without roids you cannot look as good as he did

watch me

faggot

Say "nice hair faggot. Did Cloud take the day off?"

Then proceed to make out with him.

Hide in the sauna

Ask him to train me.

Kek

Not sure if trolling or retarded

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>Tells you to get roids
>"Ok, all set"

I poison him with ricin so it looks likeva heart attack.

I would slap him back no homo

>I'm OP and can't write coherent sentences

Not fair, Sydney is full of hobbits

Does anybody know how much Zyzz squatted?