Tfw wife wakes you up by kissing your abs and says "I'm going to the store to make you a gainful breakfast"

Basler?

As long as they love this country and hate communists and islamists I'm cool with that

Lol you must look like a rake with a t shirt on.
Poor wife.

Why the fuck are you posting on Veeky Forums if you have a fucking wife?

asians hate other asians of course they hate muslims and the commie regimes they came from

Not OP but I have a wife and post on Veeky Forums. Why the fuck not?

I haven't in a while but I just had to share that "gainful breakfast" ... cause I just realized she Veeky Forums's ideal wife

>made me a whey protein smoothie yesterday

i smell like you skipped leg day, show legs or you are a fag that didnt squat.

No way. I'm not taking part in my own humiliation.

I'm trying to fix it, okay?

Muslims who want more wives.

Because his wife is out fucking a black guy right now.
OP tells himself she is shopping, but he knows.

Not okay. Most the Asian countries will be fine. White ones are in trouble.

>3/4's angle
nice illusions mate i know how small you are post stats

Yeah, what an idiot for having someone (ideally) admire him for life and have a means of enjoying a active sex life. You're def right, user.

Bring engaged myself what does this matter to you if he or anyone rose posts? Stay jelly incel.

>Yeah, what an idiot for having someone (ideally) admire him for life and have a means of enjoying a active sex life. You're def right, user.

You mispelled "target him as an acceptable provider while she continues fucking whoever she wants to, and if he grows the balls to leave she will take him to court for half of his money for life".

Pls get off the internet
It's for your own good lad

I just thought the calculus of making it was "get long term GF-> increase confidence -> no need to get approval from anonymous homosexual men"

I'm just here to jerk off to hot dudes. Don't get all salty at me.

Who hurt you friendo

Nice job OP, proud of you

Seriously you need to take a break from this place.

Sex with the same person gets boring eventually unfortunately
>t. gf of 3 years

OP here, breakfast is almost done, I'm gonna post a picture when it is.

round yon virgin mother and child motherfucker
holy infant so tender and mild, MOTHERFUCKER

Bannana Buckwheat waffles with havasprea, peaches and roasted almonds, fucking slammin yet no sugar in them

A dozen turkey sausage links too.

Check my mug out breh

whats your major user?

>Bannana [sic]
>peaches
>no sugar
hmm

The only thing you made is a cuck out of yourself

I'm a working man, not a NEET

Medical laboratory scientist m

>Being NEET
>Having a wife

Pick one

If your wife uses Veeky Forums slang you have done the opposite of making it

Wow that is actually super lame lol

I fucked your wife.

She's getting you a gainsgil breakfast cause you're literaly a skinny twink little bitch boy holy shit lol good for her tho you should eat more. Having abs and being cut doesn't really impress at that thickness (twink mode). You're far from making it.

-t. elliot rogers

sorry man but they are always fucking ugly as shit

That's where you're wrong.
She also told me "Let me finish breakfast then we'll bang"

I could update this thread another hour from now with my dick inside her , if I can sneakily get to my phone while we are fucking I'll do it

is that fun, being ordered around? does it bother you that she sucks her breakfast from a lineup of meaty black penises?

Trust me anons, seeking the company of women is worth it, that's my message to you today Veeky Forums

Peace out.

If the first thing on your mind when banging your wife is to take a pic to brag to Veeky Forums you have done the opposite of making it

its true and fucking horrible. hard to admit to yourself since its so selfish to your gf but thats just the way it is I guess

>kisses your abs
>doesn't proceed to suck your dick

Yeah that sounds like married life alright. The sad part is you sound ok with it.

I fucked your dad

Been with my wife for 7+ years. Sex isnt boring yet. Sorry about your life dicklet.

Godspeed, husbanon.

poor wife? he looks good without a shirt on, im pretty sure girls like that lmfao

What compels someone to make a thread like this?

...

SWISS bro speaks truth

tfw girlfriend sleeps in for 3 hours after you get up

time to get a new gf

would but she's a PhD student and I'm an electrician.
my dad raised a gold digger.

thanks user good luck on your marriage give your wife a good slap on the ass for me.

Lol you think that's what marriage is for? Someone to admire you/fill the void that is your ego and a wet hole? Enjoy your divorce, insecure moron

fuck just looking at that food is making my mouth dry as the fucking desert jesus christ

If you cant find confidence on your own, and seek it out in mates- youll never make it

What's getting cucked by life like?

Sounds like youre just not creative/boring person. Theres many ways to mak sex "new" without fucking a new person.

>women's purpose is to cook my food
Ohhhh boy, you have no idea

This. If I kiss my BFS stomach he is definitely expecting a bj

Glaring insecurities, seeking approval from others to fill the void. Ops posts are bursting with insecurities

>Yeah, what an idiot for having someone (ideally) admire him for life and have a means of enjoying a active sex life. You're def right, user.
you literally can have all that without marrying. now you have needless posibilty of losing half of your shit. why?

>kisses abs

So user, you got a chick who only likes you for your body.. shame if you lost those visible abs.

...

Why is it sad if he's okay with it? Do what makes you happy, mate.

Do you watch porn?

This place becomes more like /r9k/ every day

>175 50 kgs
Lmao

>not realizing you can make mad bank being an electrician

When I was working out of town I did, not so much now.