/fph/ - Fat People Hate

I might be losing my cozy cashier job because of a health thing. So, I will drop some of my experiences dealing with fat customers in a Lowes.

>be cashiering in lumber
>I'm not allowed to move more than 10' from the register
>have a small line
>fat lady in scrubs with fat daughter waddle up
>greet her but keep helping current customer
>"Um, EXCUSE ME! I would like 2 treated studs and 4 bags of 50 lb cement."
>"Okay, well, concrete is on aisle x, the studs are on aisle y. The carts you'll need are in the middle on aisle z."
>I go back to helping my current customer
>"YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THEM FOR ME?!"
I know that sounds like shit dialogue, but I'll never forget those words and how incredulously she said them.
>"Ma'am, I'm a cashier, I can't leave the register."
>"Oh, so you won't CALL someone for me?"
>Look at current customer with apologetic eyes
>"Sure, I will call someone for you."
>She huffs and crosses her arms
>I call, but it turns out all 3 guys in the area are helping someone.
>they say as soon as they are done they will meet the customer in the aisle with studs
>I let her know and she stalks away
>I finish with my line and looik down the aisle
>she has whipped out her phone
>No one is there immediately to take care of her
>So she calls the stores main line that goes to customer service and tells them that I didn't help them
>Yells at them to do a verbal page across the store
>As soon as it goes off, I get a call from my lumber dept asking why customer service is making a page
>One of the lumber guys goes over to help
>She bitches that he doesn't bring a cart

cont'd

I-it's some physical activity?

At this point she can't lose any weight if she wants to. She will lose all her fans and all her tattoos will look like shit.

Pt. 2
>This guy, we'll call "R"
>R gets her a cart and then with no help, get's all her supplies and brings it up to the front
>"Now you're not gonna make me load this into my car are you teehee"
>As soon as her backs turned he grimaces.
>I try not to laugh
>She has the biggest shit eating grin
>Her daughter goes straight for the candy and soda by the cashier and get's 2 candy bars and 1 gatorade
>She gets 2 candy bars, a bag of chips, a redbull and a diet pepsi
>"I'm sorry if I seem like a bitch. I just know how to get things done."
>Ring her up, card declined
>try again, declined again
>her daughter has already eaten a candy bar
>they've both opened their drinks
>R has had to say he can't help other people because he's waiting to load this shit into this bitches hatchback
>declines again
>She get's angry at me
>She starts screaming in my face
>"YOU ARE ONLY DOING THIS TO EMBARASS ME!"
>"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CARD, RUN IT AGAIN!"
>"I USED IT AN HOUR AGO AT STARBUCKS!"
>"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER! NOW!"
>at this point, I'm just happy to get her out of my hands
>"YES! What a good idea, let's get my manager."
>Manager comes up
>"What seems to be the problem?"
>"I don't MEAN to complain, but this BITCH is purposefully not running my card because I called her out on being INCOMPETENT."
>"Alright, well, let's run that card then."
>Declined.
>"Got any other way to pay?"
>"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! -incoherent exasperated rage-"
>"You should just give it to me for how I've been treated."
>"Okay, R, put that stuff back. Sorry ma'am, if you can't pay, you don't get it."
>She turns bright red, throws her opened redbull on the ground and literally "REEEEES"
>She goes to leave and daughter goes to follow
>Daughter still has the other candybar in her hand
>My manager "I'm sorry, but you don't get that candybar either."
>Daughter hands it to him looking sad
>Mother comes back and is like "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!"

Cont'd

At least she tryin don't hate

This is good user.
Plz finish.

pt 3
>By now she's recording us
>My manager, R and I all look at each other
>manager looks at me "Call the Cops."
>She is gung ho about the idea.
>Spends the time between when we call to when the cops get here shoving her camera phone in our faces
>Trying to antagonize us
>Manager sends me to break room to separate us
>she tries to block my path
>I try to walk around her but she's very wide
> Sigh and start going left but faint right and get past her
>She turns around and grabs my fucking hair
>Manager goes up behind her and puts her in a choke hold
>When cops get there, my scalp is bleeding
>She claims she was defending herself and demands I be arrested
>Her camera and our camera proves she assaulted me
>She get's arrested and daughter get's taken
>I got to go home early
>Nothing came out of the civil suit except she's banned from Lowes
Shit was insane.

>you don't get that candybar
I am enjoying this story

You earned this

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This is some good OC, user. Are you a grill? Or did the hamplanet just call you a bitch to try and humiliate you?

Your a good guy.

He's pretty based.

Here's another, not as satisfying, story.
>We've been experiencing a heat wave lately
>Only half our HVAC's work
>Store is hot, like 87F
>Shit's still better than the 110F outside
>Offer free waters to thirsty customers
>See guy go through the store on one of our mobility carts
>About 380 lb, 5'9" bald mexican man
>he's being followed by a herd of 5 children and his wife
>kids are all minding each other, so it's not so bad
>time to check out comes and he comes through my line
>he reeks of onions and hotdogs
>he rang up and paid fine
>then came time for him to get off the scooter
>he had been sweating the entire time
>there was audible suction noises
>there was also 7ish empty bottles in the cart
>On the way out, they each grabbed 2
>leaving none cold for the other people
>mfw he walks fine, he just didn't want to in this heat
>spend 20 minutes cleaning it and sanitizing it
>mfw it gets taken by a fatty too lazy to walk as soon as I put it back
>in front of an old lady

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What's the story here?

I've seen this in a few threads, does anyone know the origin of it?

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G A I N S
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Damn are those gains possible natty?!

the ONE time it's ok to be fat - at the gym.

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shes making rich panini look small

Both of these you could see it in the arms before it happens. Never date a girl with fat arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

Yes. She does have a pretty, photogenic, slender face the belies the absolute fucking unit that she is. If she did porn she wouldn't be considered curvy or even bbw. She would be an ssbbw. The fucking size of those arms is insane.

Noice.

I had a guy call the cops when I asked him to leave, and they promptly escorted him off the property. People are stupid.

damn, shame she was good lookin desu

if they're exercising then support them.
some of us were ham planets at one point

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i wonder how much she benches now

looks like she's just getting pregnant

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She's obviously pregnant

what makes people think its okay to get that large after looking so good?

Daily reminder that if you fat shame you are an edgy bigoted drumpf voting /pol/ nazi

Ban fat hate! It's 2017!

>you are an edgy bigoted drumpf voting /pol/ nazi
Actually...

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what car is that?

>gains loads of weight
>still got tiny titties

Get ye gone

salvageable at least.

I was almost 230 pounds a year ago. I was dating a loser who had gained over 150 pounds in the two years we were dating (probably 375 pounds when I broke it off). I was disgusting. My blood pressure was prehypertension and I felt like shit. I was so fucking sick of the fat acceptance movement. Then I started coming here and watching my 600 pound life.

I was at 220 in January and now I am at 200. I've finally found a diet and exercise routine that works and I am not stopping until I get back to 170. Part of this is finally having a community to discuss this horrific epidemic of obesity without having to sugar coat (heh) it. It will fucking kill you and people don't want to hear it.

They specifically closed the fat people hate reddit because the major companies don't want people losing weight. It's bad for businesses like Coca-Cola, hostess, McDonalds, Ben and jerrys, etc. The obese people contribute to the muti-billion dollar shit food industry and they promote the fat acceptance movement because it makes them so much money.

Fuck fat people.

Oh nice. I was wondering if there were other Lowe's workers with fat people stories. I don't know what it is about Lowe's, but I'll share mine:

>Working a loader shift at lowe's, 10 minutes until the store closes
>you know, when all the crazies show up
>I see a righteously fat guy ooze out of his white van(tm) and start wobbling through the parking lot
>Guilty me for staring, but it took him ten minutes
>when he finally reaches the front door, I can see a huge stain on his shirt from the sweat
>I chuckle to myself and get on with the pre-close
>2 minutes to close and I get called to the front to help a customer load some stuff
>sure enough, our resident star: the boulder from indiana jones is at the front arguing with the cashier and the manager about how he's a loyal customer and as such should get a discount
>it gets resolved and I meet him by his van to load the vanities that he ordered
>he tries to convince me of all people to ask the manager for a discount
>give him some noncommital answer before preparing to load his stuff
>he opens the back door of his truck and the worst fucking garbage-mixed-with-carcass-and-sweat smell just flies out at me
>the back of his trunk is fucking full of rotting food and other garbage, I don't know why it was important to me, but I noticed that there was no fruit to be found... funny what a mind in shock goes through
>"just throw the vanities on top of the bag"
>I never loaded a truck so fast

But it gets worse. Oh it gets worse.

damn.... good for you m8.

yes, what about it?

I can't hate on a fat person in the gym. At least they're trying.

However, fat people anywhere else are worthy of all hatred

>Fuck fat people

Don't say things like that. I've seen enough fit bros actually go and fuck fat people. It's so sad. I'd rather stay celebate than fuck a fatty myself.

Heck, I've actually turned down fatties for exactly this reason!

>but this BITCH
woman?

Pls post body

3x8 donut curls

>fat friend has tried to take my virginity since we were 15
>i'm 23 now and still a virgin, she gained 50 pounds and came to a total of 210 sitting at 147cm, still trying

I do not regreat it a single waking moment

Bonkers.

Ready and waiting user

>As he's leaving, notice that there is shit all over the bottom of his shirt.
>no, I'm not talking "oh, what's that brown guck?" I'm talking immediately my nose picks this up and I see the shit
>he leaves and I wheel his cart back in to the store
>just as the other loader steps out of the men's washroom
>the kid was white as a fucking sheet and looked like he just survived 'Nam
>I swear he grew stubble on the spot
>"you're going to want to see this"
>before I go into the bathroom I can smell it. It smells like how vomit smells mixed with baby shit after they start eating
>and then I see it.
>shit running from stall to stall
>jesus christmas, it's like a cartoon, you can see the journey he took, still shitting, from stall to stall
>but the toilets
>the toilets
>all of them except one are full of shit. To the brim and sometimes over
>this is the asspocalypse or possibly the assmageddon
>had to stay an hour to clean it up

And that's why I got fit. I never want to become like the "shit bandit" as my managers called him.

I'd say it's a girl if she got her hair grabbed

Kek

You reminded me, I found out my ex was over 400 pounds a few months ago and had become a regular staple at bdsm events for the people with fat fetishes.

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tough to hate on her because shes so young. her parents need to burn in hell though

young? what
looks at least 20yo

she looks like a troll from the Witcher

I don't know if just showing up qualifies you for respect. There's a smaller field house at my university that attracts a smaller, more regular crowd; everyone knows one another. Anyway, I've watched the same fat guys doing the same ineffective bike/jog/ stretch routine for 2+ years and make zero gains in mobility, competency or weight loss. It makes me dislike them more, because they're just wasting time.

Pls respond

Eight minutes he has time to flood several toilets, get his merch, argue with the cashier, get manager etc. Just sayin'.

I hope Lizzie can look back on that trip fondly despite the landwhale's sickening shittiness. Poor kid didn't deserve that treatment.

fat does age people and make them look older

I don't see why parents get to keep kids that are fat. If your kids are skinny and malnourished, they get taken away from you. Why do parents get to keep kids that are fat/obese? How is that not child abuse? They are biologically being damaged and the parents are advocating it.

>13:36:38
>13:38:16

>Elsa becomes an alcoholic

She really let herself go

Yeah, I arsed that bit up. It was leaning more towards the last half hour of work. It's a true story though, I swear on me mum

and?

She looks like she hit "fun mom mode"

>had become a regular staple at bdsm events for the people with fat fetishes
How does... how does one find this kind of stuff out? At 400 lbs, how much rope would one need to use? Do they try to hoist her up and dangle her from the ceiling, too?? If so, do they have the necessary equipment (an actual industrial crane for her) to do so? There are actual communities for this?? I know I shouldn't be surprised but I honestly can't fathom what might be attractive about a squeezed pig bound up in ropes. With the amount of pressure that her visceral fat has on her organs, she'd already have loose bowels -- does the increased pressure from the ropes make her completely lose control over it?

I read this and my brain stopped. I have so many questions.

Sage for kind of OT.

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You should slam the ham bro, it's fun

that's impressive

That's a new one I guess

Sounds like they are just ignorant. Ignorance means they just haven't been exposed to the facts, no one told them the truth. Not their fault, so no reason to hate. Could be they are stupid, which is also something they can't help. That shit is genetic, and is one of the ways that genes actually can get you fat (indirectly). The fatties I hate are the people who have the facts and the brains to process it, yet are fat from weakness, entitlement or laziness. 2+ years with no gains? Those people are not weak/entitled/lazy, and I don't think they are stupid either. They are ignorant.

But you can fix that. Go tell them the truth.

You get a ((((you))))

How do I know you have a mum? I feel I can't trust you anymore...

A fuckton of fatties think just being in a gym is exercise. And then they complain about how they go to the gym all the time but don't lose any weight.

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You got me. I'm a gay baby. A gayby. First of my kind.

Don't even work at a Lowe's, they won't hire gaybies.

I don't imagine someone at 400 pounds participates in rope work, on the other hand a lot of rope ties are designed to support the body in a similar vein to how climbing harneses work, so theoretically it's not impossible

assuming the rope has a break strength over 400

if he's at least kept up going for 2 years with zero gains he's definitely salvageable, you need to show him the truth

>I honestly can't fathom what might be attractive about a squeezed pig bound up in ropes

I know.

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the tits in the after pic are clearly superior

Too many fatties use "MUH GENETICS" as an excuse for their apathy, but there are some cases in which genetics play a main role. It's quite sad, really.