(Autistic) things you say to yourself while working out

>one more rep for Jesus
thanks broscience

>man up
>just keep going
>keep grinding
>fuck everything

I'm a simple man.

>oneitis's name

>"Yosh! Yokoso!"
>when I deadlift, I put on the conan the barbarian soundtrack and make those weird grunting noises Arnold makes whenever he lifts heavy objects in the movies.
>When I'm jogging on the track "Think of a large black man chasing you!"
>doing prone leg curl, or any other dumb looking fitness machine "Now this is pod racing!"

>This is for you Dale, you fat little FREAK!

Fuck thats good

Hahahaha loser

>Be me on last set of squats
>When I struggle with that last rep
>"I command you to Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, And awaken."

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I actually say "reps for jesus" before set sometimes after watching almost all broscience videos

i tel myself
>stop being a little bitch !!

>Strength increased 1+

>FUCK
>WORSHIP ME
I'm DYEL but whatever it takes to get pumped up. I would never say it out loud

I sometimes say HORY SHET in Joseph Joestar's Engrish.

When I go up for a new 1 rep max I spray my teeth with silver spraypaint bellow out "WITNESS ME!" To the whole gym as they chant "WITNESS!" Back. Gives me a little extra motivation

> This is why your father isn't proud of you
> This is why you hate yourself
> ???
> Profit

>poster of Muhammad Ali in front of my squat rack
>at the bottom of a squat yell out I'll show you how great I am

One day I'll be able to wrastle an aligator, or flip the lightswitch and be in bed before the light goes out.

You guys are hilarious
I'm definitely going to use that "one more for Jesus"

it's reps for jesus you fucktard newfag

"Okay, okay, okay..."

I've seen you in /fat/ general...

>What are you a little faggot?
>I hope you die under the bar if you don't make that last rep
>What would your ancestors think if they saw you being a little bitch

>Maximum Power
Before deadlifts and said in Crysis nanosuit voice

>Spartans! What is your profession?
Before weighted chinups

>I'll be back for you ya cunt/I'm not finished with you yet.
Said while pointing at the weights inbetween sets

I think about the people that have hurt me and shout "fuck you!" before attacking the weights.

I do this at least once a day and I work in my gym and nobody gives a fuck. The hate and pain helps move the weight.

youtube.com/watch?v=ICJ6B80MmfY

I wonder what goes through his head when he's at the gym.

I use the same noises I make when I nut when I'm working out

>oh yea, oh fuck yea
>oh yea feels so good
>yea keep doing that, yea yea
>oh fucccccckkkkkkk

and so on. Women oddly seem to gravitate toward me while I do it too.

>COME ON, LETS GET BIG!

>man up

Simple and powerful, always works for me

Im gonna do this for Lindys everywhere

I actually got chills looking at those tits holy shit they're fucking perfect

Something I picked up from a book I read about the All Blacks rugby team.

>Champions do Extra

Say it whenever I think I'm about to fail a rep.

>BLYYAAAAAAAAT (when grinding heavy reps)
>pshh, nuthin personnel chid (before heavy deadlys)

You're not alone bro, pick up heavy shit until she wants you, you'll make it and get her, I believe in you

>you and me God come on now
She's mai waifu, claimed now and forever

>now this is pod racing

psychopath/10

>who am I doing this for again?

>this is actually good

>We'll make it
Not necessarily for lifting, but for whenever the odds are against me

this

I chant a spell instead of counting reps.
Each rep is a word or a sequence in the incantation.

It works, and I've been doing it long enough that it's become second nature.
I don't use numbers anymore.

You get a passive muscle confusion bonus if you switch it up after each set.

>sitting calf extension
NOW THIS IS POD RACING

During cardio, rapidly
>you'reafuckingfatty, you'reafuckingfatty, you'reafuckingfatty
I'm 5'10" and 185 pounds with a six-pack. I used to be a fucking fatty though.

>Plus Ultra

>AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PEANUT
kek

>DAH DEH DEEEYAH

>GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIITH

While squatting.
>hip drive! (Mentally)
Every other lift
>if you can't do one more. You can't do shit
>think about how you want to look
>unlimited strength!

All of these are in my mind. Plus I'm not that person that makes noise during a lift.

"No retreat, no surrender"
"This is the last rep (one rep later) SIKE, try harder"

Harnessing Saidin typically helps me out too

I start growling when I feel the weight set in and speak to myself under my breathe. Usually its self harmful shit like "She wouldn't have left if you were this strong back then" or shit about my dad leaving.

If I'm with my gym pal:
>PIES AND MONEY
>ALL YOU BUDDY
>BROKEN DOORS AND BLACK RATS
>HERE COMES THE YABBY
>FRANK THE PLANE
>MOUNT NEEBO
>what's wrong with YOUR face

>"Yosh!"
So glad I'm not the only one. Thanks user.

>Cmon
>Hurry up, then we can rest
>If I can't get a gf, I can at least be strong

Fukin words to live by nice m8.

>I HATE YOU DA-A-A-A-AD!

I usually just focus on breathing and unfocused rage, no real thought. Lightweight baby and stuff like that usually makes me want to laugh when lifting.

>ughh
>i want to kill myself
>stop looking at me
>get it up come on(insert name here)
>i wish they would leave

>howtogetanorexia

>Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder
>But don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight
>Another one
>We're all gonna make it breh
>Ain't nuthin' but a peanut

>Don't go back to being a fat cunt
>You better fucking run you bitch
>Lift cunt
>Better to die skinny than to live fat.

I may have issues...

pic related

SUNUVABISH

Greatsword
Over and over

>yeah buddy
>light weight
>ain't nuthin but a peanut
>here we go
>it's hot in here

Having issues and being skinny is way better than having issues and being fat

Do this last rep for America

My friend at the gym told me that after I got sick as fuck and had to lay at the gym floor for a few minutes and then quit as I was fainting
Have been living by this motto ever since.

I say Hail Marys when I squat

>J E S S I E
i miss that grill

all those also
>carpe diem
>memento mori
>remember why

I love lifting heavy tho so i dont really need much motivation.

Before the lifts I just psych myself up by thinking of the upcoming (ongoing) racewar
Also,
>EEEEEEEEUUGGH

>muttering my waifu's name
>actually helps me keep going

there's a little piece of duct tape i stuck on the top bar of my homegym powercage and i wrote "when in doubt, look up" as a cue to keep my head up during lifts and also because i feel good lifting in the grace of G_d

Thank the weights when i get a heavy PR or heavy set done
>oh, that's what i'm TALKIN ABOUT, hell YEAH

>yelling at the bottom of the squat

bro...what about your valsalva...

>I want to become a hero
>I will be a hero

Seems to work

>this is not even my final form
>SHOOOOP AH
Also i do grrrrr but not in a homoerotic way , i pretend i am a berzerker, a really straight berzerker

I focus on how much I hate myself and how shitty my life is because I'm worthless.

trips confirm breh. If I fail a couple of reps ear;y in one set, I just see the face of my oneitis, and how I'm hardcore smashing that ass. Helps me put out a few more reps

Had a shit workout today, this got me feeling better. Thank man

Ronnie Coleman quotes to get through the last one, two reps . Yelled at high volumes of course

>don't question it, JUST DO IT!
>fuck everyone
>kill me now

I always just replay the Loud Nigra scream in my head when I'm struggling. Really works, desu.
youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

cant see the nips so dont know if perfect

>warcraft 3
>Crypt Lord: My MIGHT cannot be matched!

I fucking love One Punch man. Any other Veeky Forums anime like it?

I always mutter "Sass sass holes in ass" whenever I am to approach my heavy squats.

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Only anime I can think of are the obvious; Dragon Ball, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Fist of the North Star

Manga wise there's a neat one I read a while back called "danberu nan kiro moteru". It's about a couple girls who work out together, one has a muscle fetish and the other wants to not be a fatty. It's sort of educational, funny and lewd if you're into that sort of thing