Welcome back to the gym

>welcome back to the gym
>y-you too

>say good morning
>receptionist doesn't greet me or even look up from her cell phone
>say goodbye on the way out
>same

How many times have I told you stand tall and stop slouching. Just give me a towel

Why do they only have whey?

They should put mass gainers

gainers are on the other side

>Sprouts

Totally fraudulent "grass fed" beef.
Horrible "all natural" cheddar cheese.
Lame ass pasta sauce.
Week old veggies labeled fresh.
"Those people" whose entire family wear sandals every day of the year shopping there.

>I just buy vitamins from Sprouts now.

>t.eyelet

Shit posture, no thanks.

Same here

I'm fat so I figure they might be shy about treating me like a human...

Lol

>receptionist is black
>not a good looking black woman
>gives a stank look when scanning my card
>rarely address her

Can't imagine what it would be like to have a good looking girl at the front desk of the gym I tend to. I only get chubby fags or unattractive women.

>receptionist is a qt who looks like Taylor Swift
>always smiles at me and wishes me a good day as I leave
>wonder if she's mirin' or just doing her job
>see her at the mall about 1 hr after seeing her at the gym
>she avoids eye contact and quickly walks past me

Welp

they might have a shitty day, nothing personal, when going to bed try not to think about that moment

It's good to be back?

Wtf am I supposed to say ! Just nod and say thanks

Fucking you think she makes enough to deal with you unnecessarily?

Let them be man they are not your friends.

Maybe you forgot to tip them

It honestly depends on where she looked to, did she look you in the eyes and then looked towards the ground? she feels inferior and would probably date you if youd ask her out

>go to 24h gym
>gym is fairly empty during the day, completey dead at night
>company requires there to be 1 employee at night
>be me
>always go to the gym between 3 and 4 am
>80% of the time the dude working there is sleeping
>4 am yesterday
>walk past the entrance into the reception room
>dude is jacking it hard
>mfw he sees me
>mfw he was jerking off to security footage
>mfw I can never go that gym again

That's literally what she's there to do, otherwise her desk wouldn't be completely out in the open as soon as you walk in the door.

it would be amazing to go everyday to the gym and see that guy and laughing at him

>not being a bro and helping him get off

>mfw the camera is pointed at him
>mfw he's jerking off to himself jerking off

Years ago
>Go to 24h franchise
>I'm a total dyel
>usually hit early mornings or late nights
>after some months I stick to it and for some reason people start talking to me
>floor dude starts making casual talk with me
>old man tells me "when I was young" stories and stuff about music (I lift with metal band shirts)
>suddenly the gym is like a whole new world that's not just heavy things meant to be moved around repeatedly
>I move away
rip, I wish them all the best

>not continuing to go there and ask him what he's popping off every night

I'm glad my 24hr fitness has the most cheerful nice old black man ever. He always has a saying for the day 'marvelous muscle monday'

Receptionist cutties always make me turbo autist ,literally why!!!

I always warm up by running to the gym from my house,throat is dry,try to say the usual hello,start choking on saliva from rapid breathing,look like a retard teleport to locker room out of shame.

Another time,get in search for any employee to say hello,see everyone is talking so stay silent,hear a faint "G-good morning" from behind,make a weird half turn of body and say "y-You too".

Doing 60 kg cable curls,finish 1 set,cutie receptionist emerges from yoga room,between us is a small corridor only one can fit.Look at her like an autist stopped in my tracks thinking she will try to pass she doesn't and looks at me surprised, so i go first.

kill me

Just kill me.

At least its a girl that says greets you.
>go to gym early in morning
>get to front desk
>gay Mexican guy says good morning
>y-you too