I want to ____ the peanut butter

one day have a gf and stop binge eating all

put the peanut butter on my waifu's boobies and lick it off

Binge eat an entire tub of

respect

Seduce

I want to fight the peanut butter

Anyone into anal?

IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

EAT ALL

Does fucking peanut butter feel good?

Virgin here

I'm honestly surprised that this thread was not a series of posts with variations on "eat" "consume" "devour" etc.,

Really shows how shit the immigrants to Veeky Forums have made the board.

sprinkle chia seeds into

I want to butter up the peanut butter

>2.3E83
it's not enough

What the fuck

I want to fuck the peanut butter

bond burger

>yuropoor
how the fuck can u burgers eat that shit, sweet peanuts mixed in to a spread, nasty

Hold it gently in my arms and maybe use it to make a really good sandwich.

peanut butter, honey, chia/poppy/sesame seeds, and a twist of black pepper is the ultimate gains dessert

also OP's pic looks like a pussy, hence the sexy talk (fnord)

throw away
because im allergic to it

>peanuts
>sweet

Maybe you could. I don't know. try it perhaps?

is peanut cheese the same as peanut butter? i dont have peanut butter here

D E V I L I S H

That's not peanut butter. That's peanut flavored sugar. This is peanut butter.

Yurofag here, I know Nutella n shit makes you expect sweet paste, but this shit is everything but sweet.

>buy this shill peanut butter
>1/2 of it is watered down oil
>pour it out
>finally get to the actual peanut butter
>has the durability of a log of shit
>bend spoons trying to get this shit out
>throw it in the garbage
>stick to JIF
>make gains

your post is bad and you should feel bad

Unless you're some faggot who buys the shit loaded with sugar.

No. Stop. If you're gonna fuck food do raw chicken or pie and use a condom(dont wanna get salmonella on dick)

>Sugar is bad!! >:(
What year is this? 2012?

t.fatty

I want to eat it. This cut is killing me.

You're supposed to fucking stir it you stupid fuck. You couldn't get it out because you ucking threw away the oil leaving basically cement. Wtf how can you be this dumb.

>Buy item,
>throw away half of functional parts of item,
> complain when item doesn't work

deadlift

Kek

underrated

NPBDF go home. Your product is trash

That's how every natural peanut butter on the planet works you dipshit. Fucking little kids know you have to stir it up. Are you stupider than a toddler...?

>just ate 3 whole tubs of peanut butter

FINGERS

>peanut butter
>posts pic of peanut butter flavored icing sugar

What did he mean by this?

It's so thick because you didn't stir in the oil you dumb fuck