Why even lift when it's all about your dick size?

Why even lift when it's all about your dick size?

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just buy a water pump you faggots.

I used to jelk and stretch but it was a huge 45min chore and would go back to normal size if I stopped 5+ days. water pump = 15 min here and there, went from grower to show-er, 2 extra inches, thick as a log, harder erections.

sex is overrated

>being a life partnet for a thot.
thats where you fucked up

nice try

maybe you would feel something if you didn't have a microdick

i use my vaccum cleaner for that. 5 min every day. i do this for 3months now and my dick growed from 5" to 6.5"
it's really that easy

>Why even lift if it's all about dick size

Girls can't normally see your dick till you've successfully lured one oral/sex first dumbass.

because i lift for me

i want to turn myself on in the mirror, and impress as i walk across the beach like baywatch

my girlfriend is happy with what I have, it's not special or anything but it gets the job done

4.87"

I have a nice dick.

>.87

where do you live ?

And I thought my 8" were small jesus christ.

No you didn't.

But I thought my 6 inches was actually 4 inches because perspective is hard. Now I know that I've got a HUGE, GIGANTIC, ENORMOUS slightly above average penis

6.5 inches here.

feels tiny.

the whole "4.5-5 inches is normal/average" meme has to stop. i can't imagine how i could cope with a diminutive 5 inches

Based on stats and shit, I'd say that 5.5 inches is average. Yeah, no joke, dicks are actually not that huge. I think that because we look at porn, where 8 inches is the average, and 9 inches is big, 7 is kinda small, it just gives girls fucking enormous expectations. But to be honest, I don't care if they expect 8 inches, because eh, either they'll realize that most people don't pack 8 inches, not really notice a large difference, or find a huge dicked man and be happy. Doesn't matter to me.

>tfw

>5.5 inches

my dick is exactly 5.5 inches and I've never had problems with any of my girlsfriends. This whole penis size debate is actually boring.

im 6.5x5 something with smoking and being obese
how much dick can i gain by weight loss + not smoking ?
got nothing else going for me if that makes you happy.

Smoking? Dick size. Wat? Anway. If you lose some fat, it'll look much bigger, which is good, but you'll also be able to stick it in deeper, which is nice. Go for it user, lose some weight, gain some muscle, you've got a nice dick and it can become even nicer on a slimmer body!

none, just kill yourself now.
life will always be as shitty for you as it is now because you're a disgusting piece of shit inside and out.

but then you fall for a qt and muster the courage to ask her out. she accepts and you two are dating. fast forward a month and the two of you start becoming more physical because she's a bit of a prude but you're okay with that. next thing you know you're making out heavy in car and move to the backseat. you're both nervous that someone is going to come snooping in this desolate parking lot but too horny to stop. she unbuckles your belt and out comes your 4 inch dong. she tries her best to mask her reaction but you've already seen it: shock, embarrassment, regret. a week passes and she's distant. uninterested in talking and seems much too busy to go out. she says she rather be friends, that she doesn't have time for a relationship currently.

it's not just sluts that want a decently sized penis.

dont be a sad cunt bro
we're all going to make it

Most dicks in porn are below 8 inches, porn is just smoke and mirrors m8. Manlets, pumping, skelly womanlets, pills.. you get the point

says it kills the dick on the packet

The difference in volume between 4 inches and 5.5 is massive m8. Length and girth are usually correlated too, if your dick is short it's probably a pencil.

Of course. I was terrified and was coping so god damn hard, saying to myself, "if i just do oral, i'll be fine., i have to be EXTREMELY selfless, I have to find ways to last, I have to try my god damn hardest every time, or they will laugh about my dick and talk about it to their friends." Then I found out it was 6 inches, and I was mega relieved.

I totally understand girls that want a decent sized penis, like at LEAST 5 inches, that I can see. Of course, oral exists, and it's not like it's a bad alternative but come on, it's not like it can COMPLETELY replace a good thrusting.

But yeah, if you've got a small dick, then that's gonna be another thing your partner has to cope with and logically enough, not everyone is willing to cope with that, and that's fine. At the end of the day, if you find someone who TRULY loves you, I would say they'd be able to cope, or at least try other things to try and work something pleasurable out.

I think that has to do with erections but I dont know. Pretty damn sure it doesn't kill your dicksize but maybe it lowers your alibi and fucks with your erections

>lowers your alibi
I think meant "libido"

... y-yea, but you got what i meant

Could you just tell a girl that you don't like sex?
-t. clueless virgin

Why would you even do that ? I mean why ?

where the hell did you hear 4.5/5 is average?

i use post it notes for size comparrison and get upset everytime i do

if i had id be much more comfortable with myself.

For different reasons: Maybe you are grossed out by non virgin vaginas, maybe you don't like sex, or you just have a very small (micro) penis, so that sex just wouldn't work out.

Why bother with women if you arent going to fuck em ?

If you're at least around average it doesn't really matter. If it's really so small that she doesn't feel it it's probably like 3 inches or even smaller.

you have a micropeen its ok user you can admit it here

Just under 6" here. I've been told multiple times I have a really nice dick that's fun to suck. I also get told consistently that I'm great in bed, one of the best they've had. It's not like I'm some kind of sex god, just that most guys are lazy and selfish when it comes to sex. If you're responsive to her, passionate, and hard working, she'll be absolutely thrilled with you

do give tips

>fast forward a month
a month before anything sexual? what are we in 8th grade lad?

I'm a pajeet with a 4.5 inch dick. The national average is 4 inches. But whenever I read any sex experiences of Indians online the guy always has a 7-9 inch dick. It makes me really insecure that whenever I have a wife or gf she'll cheat on me. I'm still a virgin btw

Definitely could give you weaker erections thus resulting in for all intents and purposes, a shrunken dick.

Same with cutting, in fact, cutting might be even worse.
What the fuck man

just gather a few patels, singhs, and kumars for a casual gang rape.

you can measure penis sizes as you go and compile the data for us.

>4.87

cut dick or cutting on food ?

Cutting weight.

Straight and gay men care about penis size one billion times more than women do. Muh masculinity.

losing fat is going to hurt my dick ?

Possibly. In the short run (haha).

Being obese and inactive is not much better though.

you lifted a big fucking burden from me.

He already did. It's your mindset that matters much more than any special techniques. I personally get off the most by driving them crazy, having them claw into my back, and squirm. I have also been told by all the girls I've slept with (3) that I was their best.

So mindset > techniques.

>debate is boring
>continues to post about their 5.5 micro to feel better

Yeah, the police will find out

7.2x6 chode reportan. Can I still make it despite being the king of chodes?

That's not a chode. Chodes are like 5x5 or 6x6, as stubby as they are long. You have an ideal size that is better than 98% of men.

>everyone on Veeky Forums has 6"+ girth ever since the girth is more important than length meme spread, despite it being top 99%
Always makes me laugh.

the second number isn't literally how wide they are; its circumference.

You don't think people like me are actually walking about with a 6x6 cube down their pants, do you?

I know it's circumference.

Remember most people can't accurately picture or guess size in arbitrary units.

Can't be bothered finding the source, but I read about an experiment where women were asked to guess a guy's penis size just by looking at it, most massively overestimate by a few inches, so would guess a 6 incher is 8 inches, etc.

On the flipside, if asked to draw a line say 6 inches long, most would underestimate by a few inches and draw a 4 inch line.

Worth remembering when women talk about a guy's dick.

Girl inches are a real thing. Unless the girl is literally a sex worker or massive whore they're not going to be able to guess your dick size by just eyeing it up. Its one of the reasons why some women think they need 7" minimum when in reality its probably closer to 6".

>average on the internet is 7" while average measured is a bit above 5"
really gets the noggin joggin

I'm sure they measured each other's 5.7 micros

I have an 8 incher but have ED. I've only had sex once and I couldn't keep it up.

I'm only 22

Brah

t. dicklet

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/pdf

average
flaccid length: 9.16 cm / 3.6 inches
erect length: 13.12 cm / 5.1 inches
erect girth: 11.66 cm / 4.6 inches