Things numales say

>don't worry, you won't be big anyway

Nothing's bad in aiming for just being slim, it's the idea that you can "accidentally" become super jacked, like oops, you touched too much weight and now you're a monster. Stems from people not knowing how much it actually takes to build some muscle.

>women who think they'll turn into super muscley beasts if they so much as touch a weight

Oddly enough, despite going to a normie as fuck wageslave gym next to my office, all the women i see tend to do 2 compound lifts (diddly, squats)

Common misconception is that you can accidentally become huge. I hear it all the time.

>my wife's bull already has muscles

>tfw accidentally deadlifted 300kg
>huge as fuck now

Was not even talking about being slim, though. I was talking about aiming for an athletic physique. Like that of a soccer player or martial artist that balances strength with agility and flexibility.

Though I understand that, yes. The ignorance of those types is often hilarious. This is an argument nine out of ten times you'll hear from women rather than from men: They don't want to work out and only do cardio because they don't want to look 'muscular', as they assume they'll pop up a six pack out of nowhere when in reality more muscle mass wouldn't pack that much and would make them spend a lot of calories more without having to exercise as much the rest of the time.

>lifting weights makes you musclebound

>warmed up with just the bar for benchpress
>instantly lose all gains
>mfw

>walk down the street
>a car that was parked in a several storey parking falls on me
>I dodge it in the last moment as its falling weight grazes me
>1200kg of pure metal
>I am Hulk now.

>lifting will cure my autism

>calisthenics are bad/do nothing/don't build muscle

>cardio kills gains

>only losers use steroids, i prefer to be all natural

Totally agree bro steroids are a legit way to get muscular with no downsides.

Rate me.

>synthol and steroids are the same thing

Once again taking the fucking extreme example of a retard with mental issues that destroyed his own body.

routine?

>I only lift to look good and get laid, functional strength cardio is for pussies

Functional strength and* cardio

Top kek

titty twisters 5x10

>lifting weights promotes toxic masculinity

That actually describes me

whoa what chill whoooaaa whoa what whaaa whooaaa calm down whooaa whoa

No. That's not steroids its synthol. Shit man. Does no one here know how to build muscle? Does anyone in this thread bench over 2 plate? If not, go home because you don't know shit. End of. If u are a normal dude and can't bench 225lbs, you know nothing. You have 0 credentials. You are normie filth. Come back when you faggots are really men.

Don't have any direct quotes that come to mind, but they are really concerned about what others think of them and try to please others to the point of it getting annoying

I haven't cummed in 5 days.

Makes a thread on a chinese cartoon board called "Things numales say"

DELET

These are most of this board

>i lift so that one day my nonbinarygenderliquid humanfriend will let me be on top

You don't run on the treadmill? Never miss leg day man.

Spoiler: people who actually say this don't, in fact, do regular cardio and push ups 99% of the time.

I've never actually had a numale say anything to me about fitness. Usually when they mention my athleticism/muscles, its a weird kind of admiration, not realizing that I'm a problematic edgy un-P.C. misogynistic FUCKING WHITE MALE.

Honestly, I think part of being a nu-male is trying to get along with everyone, and assuming everyone holds the same (trendy) views as you, then getting really assblasted when your either on the internet, or surrounded by other SJWfags.

>Be in libfag city
>Numales and SJW fags, numales and SJW fags everywhere
>I can count everyone I know here who doesn't ironically believe in a patriarchy on one hand
>One of those happens to be lesbro
>Numales constantly talking to her about feminism and the gay struggle and what it means to be a woman and shit because since she's a dyke she's obviously hyperliberal
>In fact she loves working out, runs marathons, heavy metal, and masculinity to the point were most of her friends are men (like, actual men) and is generally misogynistic as fuck
>No matter how many times she tries to explain she thinks modern feminism is bullshit and she hates flamers and people who believe in more than one gender, numales simply don't comprehend it, and go on talking
>mfw she refers to them as "beta wastes of testosterone" behind their backs

would titfuck

do you have the pic how numales take a photo of something?

Whoops, I took a stroll through a college campus and I accidentally got a degree in underwater basket weaving

>Numales constantly talking to her about feminism and the gay struggle and what it means to be a woman and shit because since she's a dyke she's obviously hyperliberal

doing this when just hanging out?
part of the numale thing seems to be a compulsion trying to prove how intelligent and knowledgeable about everything they are.

Nope!

But here. Will dump.

>took a stroll through a college campus and I accidentally got a degree

add in massive debt and you're not that far off

Someone added a 3rd panel to this comic is what i was referring to.

At parties or, at one point, a heavy metal show (why the fuck they were even there is beyond me.)

Yeah I don't know. I think its a mix of wanting to be part of a group, while acting like your doing something important (without actually having to do anything,) and craving validation/acceptance. I've met very few that had self-confidence outside of being surrounded by a group.

Basically they're just trying to show everyone how progressive they are as a show of self-importance and solidarity. I actually think them generally being unathletic is more incidental (lack of work ethic that leads to low self-esteem that leads them to this) than a cause of being one.

Basically egg, not the chicken.

>front squats are a perfectly good replacement for back squats.

They should rename them nusquats.

fine i found it myself

I mean, he's right. It's a nu-maleish thing to actually speak those words or type that, but yeah it's the truth. Especially roiders or those that inject a lot of synthol. Any ripped natty could destroy them.

SS is bad

>at party
>feeling socially awkward
>so much disgusting bro-culture and women pandering to it
>oh thank god there's a dyke, i can go talk to her about feminism, that will lower my anxiety
>she's doing a beer bong and high fiving all the bros. its just so POWERFUL to see a woman not confined by gender roles and show she's just as strong as men (perhaps even stronger due to her being less privileged)

>roids give you fake muscle
Spotted the nu-male.

A typical sumo wrestler could take any one of the "chads" at your local gym any day of the week. There's looking good and being strong, and then there's looking okay and being very strong.

sumo wrestler of same weight class?

Like we did with nu-metal?

Sumo wrestler aren't tested, so you can be sure there's rikishi who are on.

Don't underestimate these guys. They'll ragdoll Chad before he knows what's going on.

Every nu male I know is a "squats an deadlift are most important" meme lifters.

You know numales who lift?

I've never met one. Srs.

You said any ripped natty could destroy a steroid user, but provided no mechanism as to why, even though steroids are known performance enhancers, so it's not like steroid users are weaker than their natty counterparts. Then you brought up sumo wrestlers, who aren't just random natties, but martial artists. It's no fucking surprise that a martial artist is capable of beating up someone who mainly focuses on aesthetics or strength and has no fighting experience.

MAN I've become a meme on this board HAHA

roids might be cheating, but the muscle they give is everything but fake. there's a reason fighters go on roids

I mean, they go to a gym and pick up weights. I'm not sure if you vall it lifting. They all do squats and deadlifts almost exclusively, and it's not impressive weight. They just don't progress. I think it's some kind of "reclaim masculinity" shit.

hahahahha what lmao wait wtf dude woooooaaah chiiill man haha woaaaaaaah

Anyone have that picture of an internet convo (might be facebook or reddit, I don't remember,) were one guy comments on how the left could benefit from being stronger as a whole to help with violent protests, and someone says something about how muscles are oppressive?

I know its vague, but it gave me keks and I didn't think to save it.

swole left

I'm okay with this

I think it had something to do with that, yeah, but it was a specific convo.

got you pham

Has some truth to it but you can't tell which case it is just by looking at someone. A bodybuilder will typically have a lot of endurance with a fairly high weight but is going to be shit at 1 rep maxes. A power and oly lifter are going to have exceptional 1 rep maxes despite being smaller than the bodybuilder but their muscles are most likely not as resistant to very high rep sets.

I just realized all three examples are strong just not in the same way. DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS

I say this whenever someone asks me to help move anything.

Nu-males are the types to do crossfit and religiously squat and deadlift bitch weight.

You can spot them with their tattoos, beards, and undercuts

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That has to be satire

>fat
>bad haircut
>retarded shoes
>excessively fond of deadlift

That guy is exactly how I picture all of you here.

Googled it, apparently it's not satire: reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/4pzglc/multiple_stabbings_reported_at_neonazi_event_in/d4pg0c3/

Jesus wept.

This generation is going to get buttfucked by the Chinese.

...

>girls try to be pretty
>numales try to be funny
It's fitting.

>cuck 2.jpg
>strapon kink
try again

you just accurately described one guy at my gym that uses a belt to squat 70 lb in the smith machine, have a ripped as fuck upper body and zero legs

who can even tell anymore?

sounds like a cool chick

Yeah, never mind, I checked the post histories of both users. The first one's post may have been genuine, but the second one is definitely a troll.

Man i have heard some fucked up shit.
>Gym culture is inherently violent/millitaristic/colonial
>The whole western concept of health is very problematic
>A fat mom can magically lift a car to save her mixed race baby
>whey=steroids
>guy doing martial arts for 15 years could not take [fat person example] in a fight
>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor

I hate when that happens
>going to do some light OHP
>first set with 45kg goes well
>go sip some water
>come back and do my second set
>realize some roidhead loaded another plate to do squats
>mfw my shoulders grew one inch on the following days
>mfw throwing away my hold shirts

Strong people still are more useful in general.

>What do ur muscle do if i shot ya with ma glock hu

>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor
This is my favorite. I've seen it from both numale hipsters and Nazi hicks who only wear camo. Truly a meme that crosses the aisle. Especially since it's always
t. skelly who never lifted more than 5 pounds in his life

sounds like the same guy

>you will build as much muscle on ur upperbody if or if you dont workout legs to

>Wanting to get fucked in the ass by a woman

He's a cuck because he made a fucking "I need feminism" poster and looks like the typical nu-male. The fact that he was probably bullied into getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend as opposed to having a genuine kink is really just the icing on the cake.